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[The Chairman]

COVID-19: Bell's palsy in four Pfizer volunteers not due to vaccine, says US FDA

There is no evidence supporting a causal relationship between the Bell's palsy cases and the injection of the vaccine.

zeenews.india.com

Yeah, i'm not taking any vaccine bros.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yeah, count me in during the final wave and not before.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Probably fake news from competing vaccins or crazies.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Still would..

 

[Gustavo Fring]

Hard pass.

 

[DarkestHour]

Real credible source considering the guy that posted it is a COVID conspiracy nut. Quit posting this shit.

 

[Fbh]

Not that I'm doubting a rushed vaccine might have side effects.

But how credible is zeenews.india as a source?, never heard of them, their source seems to be "trust me dude" and the image in the tweet can be found on medical website articles from like 8 months ago (unrelated to covid)

 

[Stouffers]

Which is often temporary. I've known several petiole with BP and it didn't last too long

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Still would..

That's just the face of a girl who doesn't like to swallow but does it anyway.

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[BattleMonkey]

Yea that's some crazy nut bag website, there is no actual source for this

 

[NeoGiffer]

Still would..

 

[and 3 others]

I was tearing up the floor of my house (when I bought it) and was exposed to some weird mold, and had the Bell's for about 2 weeks.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

That's just the face of a girl who doesn't like to swallow but does it anyway.

That's weirdly specific, mate...

 

[The Day It Snowed]

That's weirdly specific, mate...

If every girl who has sucked your cock loves to swallow then I salute you sir. You've done well in life.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

If every girl who has sucked your cock loves to swallow then I salute you sir. You've done well in life.

Actually they gave me money afterwards as well.

Nectar of the gods.

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Actually they gave me money afterwards as well.

Nectar of the gods.

 

[Stouffers]

Actually they gave me money afterwards as well.

Nectar of the gods.

Nectar of the gonads.

 

[Neil Young]

Poor people. They look like they're doing that "Nyah, see....you ain't takin' me alive copper!!" gangster impression.

 

[diffusionx]

It is temporary, right?

 

[Cunth]

Dam and just when they don't have to wear a mask anymore

 

[Stouffers]

It is temporary, right?

Yes.

 

[diffusionx]

Yes.

Εverytime I go to the dentist... afterwards I try to drink something and it just dribbles all over my still numb face. Despite getting up there in years I still find it hilarious.

This is like a supercharged version of that lmao

 

[Odradek]

Fucking garbage source. I ain't buying what yer selling, bruv. Peddle it elsewhere.

 

[Super Mario]

Yea that's some crazy nut bag website, there is no actual source for this

There are literally dozens of sites reporting this. Just none of the mainstream in the US. Are we surprised?

Pfizer vaccine: UK regulator allays fears after 4 Bell's palsy cases in US trials - BusinessToday

In trials conducted in the US, four out of 21,720 participants who received the Pfizer vaccine suffered Bell's palsy, but this is consistent with the trend in a random population

www.businesstoday.in

It's a small number that got it. Consistent with most vaccinations. Still showing not to be worth it for a virus that is not going to kill me. I will not start injecting things because it will "save someone else". Not a slope I want to go down.

 

[GeorgPrime]

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1829670467550

 

[Nymphae]

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1829670467550

Oh Pfizer rep says nothing to see here, that's a relief

 

[GeorgPrime]

Fucking garbage source. I ain't buying what yer selling, bruv. Peddle it elsewhere.

Its like Germany.

They want everyone to take the vaccine to the major news outlets are not reporting about "negative" aspects of the vaccine.

In Germany, our major news outlets are forbidden to report anything negative about refugees. That way they can increase acceptance of refugees.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Which is often temporary. I've known several petiole with BP and it didn't last too long

I've had it once for a couple days. Scared the living daylights out of me.

 

[Barnabot]

It is temporary, right?

Yes.

Not sure, man

"For most people, Bell's palsy is temporary. Symptoms usually start to improve within a few weeks, with complete recovery in about six months. A small number of people continue to have some Bell's palsy symptoms for life. Rarely, Bell's palsy can recur."

sauce:

Bell's palsy - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

Sounds like a 'nono' to me

 

[ExpandKong]

Two people died too.

I'll just stick with the do-nothing mask and the hand sanitizer, thanks.

 

[BattleMonkey]

Two people died too.

I'll just stick with the do-nothing mask and the hand sanitizer, thanks.

In the same test 4 people died who didn't get the vaccine. Examinations showed the two deaths were not related to the vaccine also

 

[ExpandKong]

In the same test 4 people died who didn't get the vaccine. Examinations showed the two deaths were not related to the vaccine also

That's fine

I'm still not taking it anytime soon.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Fake news will have a lot of fun with vaccines.

"Man beheaded by vaccine."

 

[ExpandKong]

Fake news will have a lot of fun with vaccines.

"Man beheaded by vaccine."

Pretty sure fake news is the one not reporting on any of the side effects that happened in testing groups.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Philspencerface

 

[Super Mario]

The Left: Only a small percentage of people who get the vaccine, will see any side effects

The Right: Only a fraction of a percent of people who get COVID, die

The Left:

 

[Foamy]

When the vaccine becomes mandatory im going to make a fortune selling rubber arm Halloween props.
Early retirement here I come.

 

[Coolwhhip]

Pretty sure fake news is the one not reporting on any of the side effects that happened in testing groups.

 

[Stouffers]

Not sure, man

"For most people, Bell's palsy is temporary. Symptoms usually start to improve within a few weeks, with complete recovery in about six months. A small number of people continue to have some Bell's palsy symptoms for life. Rarely, Bell's palsy can recur."

sauce:

Bell's palsy - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

Sounds like a 'nono' to me

For most people crossing the street is safe. A small number of people are hit by the BangBus.

 

[Yoshi]

COVID-19: Bell's palsy in four Pfizer volunteers not due to vaccine, says US FDA

There is no evidence supporting a causal relationship between the Bell's palsy cases and the injection of the vaccine.

zeenews.india.com

Yeah, i'm not taking any vaccine bros.

That's Sonic's face!

 

[Foamy]

For most people crossing the street is safe. A small number of people are hit by the BangBus.

Only the slutty ones.

 

[ExpandKong]

You I like

 

[poppabk]

Pretty sure fake news is the one not reporting on any of the side effects that happened in testing groups.

Fortunately the MSM media is picking up the slack and from CNN to Fox News are writing multiple articles on the side effects.

 

[Nester99]

Which is often temporary. I've known several petiole with BP and it didn't last too long

Yes, my friend had it last year. Was scary as fuck, she is apparently back to normal now as far as I can tell.

 

[Elcid]

When memes become real life

 

[ResilientBanana]

Eh, so they look like a Ninja Turtle for 6 months, it's better than fuckin' dying.

 

[DESTROYA]

Yup just take this vaccine even though it can have serious side effects, don't worry were covered if you die or something goes horribly wrong .....Your friends from Pfizer

 

[Ten_Fold]

Not sure, man

"For most people, Bell's palsy is temporary. Symptoms usually start to improve within a few weeks, with complete recovery in about six months. A small number of people continue to have some Bell's palsy symptoms for life. Rarely, Bell's palsy can recur."

sauce:

Bell's palsy - Symptoms and causes

www.mayoclinic.org

Sounds like a 'nono' to me

Holy shit 6 months? That's a big no go for me, I'll stick to taking vitamins and working out.

 

[Jtibh]

So.

My wife will get the vaccine next wednesday.

I will kick her out for good if this happens.