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[buizel]

what do?

 

[TrainedRage]

Ask how the fuck she got in my house. Then as she clearly broke in I would tie her up and wait for the police to come. While being a perfect gentleman.

 

[LokusAbriss]

Act a fool.

 

[Ikutachi]

Ask if she is a time traveler.

 

[buizel]

Ask how the fuck she got in my house. Then as she clearly broke in I would tie her up and wait for the police to come. While being a perfect gentleman.

w e t a s s

tho

 

[TrainedRage]

w e t a s s

tho

Saves money on lube.

 

[ScarletSpider]

throw it to the side and give her the hammer

 

[Rentahamster]

I say "hi mom I'm home"

 

[buizel]

I say "hi mom I'm home"

 

[bucyou]

slidin this dick down that asscrack

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

If noone saw her enter, noone has to see her leave

 

[Rival]

Ask her why she's wearing my gold g string?

 

[triplestation]

 

[The Hamburglar]

I'd be wondering where the rest of her body, legs and face are. I'm not into fucking stumps.

 

[MGHA]

Would look better around ankle.

 

[GAMETA]

I'd ask what kind of moisture we're talking about

 

[Stouffers]

If that WAP's been baking in those jeans in day, it's probably rank as hell.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Ass pussy is almost as good as regular pussy.

 

[Stouffers]

Ass pussy is almost as good as regular pussy.

I disagree. The prep alone makes it infinitely inferior.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I disagree. The prep alone makes it infinitely inferior.

Do U like bussy too?

 

[Stouffers]

Do U like bussy too?

Gary Bussy?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Hairy bussy

 

[Northeastmonk]

Is she my aunt or not?

 

[haxan7]

Hairy bussy

I just trimmed mine

 

[Stouffers]

There's a Brazilian wax place near me (off Epps) that has "no men allowed" on the door. Im surprised they're allowed to refuse male patrons.

 

[buizel]

For reference I was looking at Etsy for a PlayStation Vita case or something and this came up in results

 

[Hudo]

Ask if that particular piece of what appears to be underwear can go into the washing machine or not.

 

[King of Foxes]

Two pump chump it then ask her to leave before my wife gets home

 

[GymWolf]

For reference I was looking at Etsy for a PlayStation Vita case or something and this came up in results

Internet is a wonderful place isn't it?!

 

[Tschumi]

Ask the drug grandma to please leave

 

[buizel]

Internet is a wonderful place isn't it?!

Still didn't order my case *sigh*

 

[Prison Mike]

Do U like bussy too?

 

[The Pleasure]

Ass pussy is almost as good as regular pussy.

We don't fuck no bussy here. Reported.

 

[kretos]

I'd look at the other side first might find a surprise

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[Majmun]

I'm gay, get out.
I have enough faghags.

 

[Duellist]

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Plies]

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

tell her to gtfo out my house. rank

 

[teezzy]

"Wanna watch some buffy on dvd?"

 

[Tesseract]

rip off that stupid chain and throw it against the wall, for starters

 

[farmerboy]

I'd tell her it's one the worst fucking songs I've ever heard and to get the fuck outta my house.

 

[Richard Packer]

Would look better around ankle.

 

[John Day]

Eat now, ask questions later, as God mandated.

 

[Kamina]

Do U like bussy too?

The Bussy was better when the Bussy was young.

Remember, always finish on the Bach, never on The Bussy.

There's a Brazilian wax place near me (off Epps) that has "no men allowed" on the door. Im surprised they're allowed to refuse male patrons.

Wait till Jessica Yanif hears of that place. He will want them to wax his balls and get them shut down if they refuse.

 

[DGrayson]

First Q. Where is my wife and how soon will she be home.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

 

[The Hamburglar]

rip off that stupid chain and throw it against the wall, for starters

You might cut her clit with the sheer strength

 

[Batiman]

Already got better ass at home