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[Bragr]

 

[Soodanim]

Dumb cunt

 

[FunkMiller]

Big fan of ivermectin, that one.

 

[Star-Lord]

It certainly should be.

 

[nush]

GAF discovers Essex birds.

 

[INC]

She probably think turbines are there to cool the planet down

 

[funkygunther]

my home county

also a home county

 

[Star-Lord]

She probably think turbines are there to cool the planet down

They're not!?

 

[Kilau]

This sounds like a conversation I had with my 5 year old…when he was 3 years old.

 

[Lupingosei]

But she probably earns a lot more than I do, so good for her I guess.

 

[Richard Packer]

Lol they sound funny.

 

[Star-Lord]

Lol they sound funny.

You should hear what a Brummie sounds like, or a yam-yam. As it is, the lass in the video is a Scouser (Liverpool) and not an Essex native.

 

[trikster40]

We have a winner. Dumbest woman ever!

 

[8bitpill]

 

[Mohonky]

But she probably earns a lot more than I do, so good for her I guess.

I was going to say; and yet you know this girl is going to struggle for nothing in life.

 

[The Cockatrice]

But she probably earns a lot more than I do, so good for her I guess.

Better get good at sucking dick then mate.

 

[Lupingosei]

Better get good at sucking dick then mate.

Without the looks dick sucking alone won't cut it.

 

[SJRB]

I've seen this before and I still refuse to believe this is real. There's just no way. It's TOO stupid to be true, literally.

 

[Hulk_Smash]

Why are people this stupid? She's not just stupid, it's like she is aggressively ignorant.

I mean you really have to try hard to avoid learning anything in school and really really have to try hard to avoid topics of conversation that deal with a basic grasp of things like grammar, history, math, science, and geography.

That is some straight skill now that I think about it. She hasn't even accidentally acquired this knowledge. I am amazed that can even happen.

 

[GymWolf]

She probably think that chopsticks in a chinese restaurant are just oversized toothpicks for people with a big mouth.

 

[AJUMP23]

I never want to hear about bad US schools again.

 

[AJUMP23]

Her best friend.

 

[Nobody_Important]

She probably think turbines are there to cool the planet down

She doesn't know that they are there to help push the Earth through space? What a dumbass lol

 

[Star-Lord]

My brain hurts.

 

[Raven117]

That feels like a bit.

 

[Halo is Back]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I bet her ass taste like honey banana walnut sherbet...

 

[bender]

Without the looks dick sucking alone won't cut it.

You just need to learn better technique.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[The Wheel of Fortune]

If you ever fuck something up and feel stupid, just watch some clips from TOWIE or Love Island (like this one) and you'll feel great afterwards.

 

[ManaByte]

This is why we all need to book a one-way trip to Mars ASAP.

 

[Spaceman292]

TV made about dumb people so that slightly less dumb people can watch feel good about themselves. Except the dumb people watching are so dumb that the people in the show have to be practically braindead for the system to work.

 

[poppabk]

I've seen this before and I still refuse to believe this is real. There's just no way. It's TOO stupid to be true, literally.

I am from England but live in the US and I honestly had a girl ask me if England was overseas and what language people speak in England. These people exist.

 

[Bragr]

Her best friend.

I kinda feel for this girl though, when you struggle with nerves and start to panic, you can't think properly, I think she was just freaking out and trying to speak at the same time.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

I bet her ass taste like honey banana walnut sherbet...

 

[Windle Poons]

She probably think turbines are there to cool the planet down

Nah probably thinks the turbines drive us through space.

 

[Star-Lord]

You just need to learn better technique.

I find surgically removing all your teeth and going 100% gum improves it a hundred fold.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

This is why we all need to book a one-way trip to Mars ASAP.

Don't run from your problems, they'll eventually catch up. Don't be symptom blaming now bae. Also, Isn't Mars without houses and electricity and shit?

 

[T8SC]

Who cares, she can probably suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

[Alebrije]

 

[Tschumi]

and so china just banned these shows

 

[oagboghi2]

I kinda feel for this girl though, when you struggle with nerves and start to panic, you can't think properly, I think she was just freaking out and trying to speak at the same time.

yeah, its really not the same thing at all

 

[nush]

and so china just banned these shows

Shit! Not the Bikini Limbo show!

Yes, this was a real TV show in China.

 

[Husky]

OW FUCK OW GOD THAT HURTS
OP STOP
fucking christ OP found out how to wound me through the internet fuck
I am so distressed by my sympathy for this poor uneducated girl

 

[Tschumi]

Shit! Not the Bikini Limbo show!

Yes, this was a real TV show in China.

 

[nush]

Can't find it, but something like this.

 

[GymWolf]

I find surgically removing all your teeth and going 100% gum improves it a hundred fold.

Are you available for bachelors parties and such?!

 

[GymWolf]

These chicks are the quintessential "when you put all your points in charisma" meme.

 

[Star-Lord]

Are you available for bachelors parties and such?!

I'm available for pretty much anything, except bar mitzvahs. My going rate is a mushed-up McRib and a cuddle after the deed is done.

 

[Banjo64]

Good thing is you could tell her you have magical sperm and she'd probably suck you off no questions asked.