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[Banjo64]

GAF discovers Essex birds.

She's a scouser lol but yeah, I see your point.

 

[Star-Lord]

Good thing is you could tell her you have magical sperm and she'd probably suck you off no questions asked.

I mean, if I were into that sort of thing - or anything sexual at all - she'd be the ideal woman for me.

 

[GeekyDad]

Without the looks dick sucking alone won't cut it.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Can't find it, but something like this.