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[AlteredForms]

There was once an excellent thread dedicated to this premise which used movie titles for the entries. I'm bringing it back, but this time with video game titles for increased difficulty and comedic effect. You can choose one submission to describe your current or past sexual encounters and labido, the only rule being that you only get one entry and it must be an official game title.

Mine:

I'm all about licking those legs.

 

[Eimran]

 

[TLZ]

Tetris.

 

[Lady Jane]

 

[DeepEnigma]

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[The Cockatrice]

 

[chromhound]

i'm sleeping with a jamaican girl. It's a fucking workout

 

[Kupfer]

Animal Crossing

 

[adamsapple]

Lost Odyssey

 

[MidGenRefresh]

 

[cormack12]

Amazing first post.

 

[Batiman]

Faster than Light

 

[Honey Bunny]

elden ring

 

[cormack12]

 

[AlteredForms]

 

[XXL]

 

[drganon]

Solitaire

 

[Valedix]

Life is Strange

 

[PhaseJump]

 

[AlteredForms]

Tetris.

 

[Star-Lord]

Final Fantasy

 

[Rush2112]

final fantasy

 

[yamaci17]

psychonauts

 

[Bartski]

max payne

 

[Fermbiz]

 

[MikeM]

Before kids:
Hentai Pussy 2

After kids:
Dead Space

 

[Ulysses 31]

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

 

[poppabk]

Monster Hunter

 

[Raven77]

 

[Gudji]

 

[FunkMiller]

Nothing else will be this funny. Thread over.

 

[Mars2003]

 

[01011001]

 

[Warnen]

 

[Whitecrow]

Sleeping Dogs

 

[AmuroChan]

Infinite Undiscovery.

 

[AlteredForms]

Amazing first post.

I can't seem to see certain posts as the websites are banned on this public computer. Can somebody describe or write the names of their submissions also?

Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am!

 

[kanjobazooie]

Cobra is me, triangle is her I guess.

 

[WoodyStare]

 

[Furozen]

 

[AlteredForms]

The tagline though lol. The developers must have known what they doing.

Where's the professional fister gone, Xavier, where are you dude?

 

[yohan12]

 

[rofif]

TOMB RAIDER

 

[SlimySnake]

Snake Eater

 

[LordCBH]

Half Minute Hero

 

[Jack Videogames]

 

[mansoor1980]