I had no ideas you can get drunk on wine
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Jack Videogames
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Wine is the devil. I can drink 5 or 6 glasses of whisky, neat, and be no worse for the wear. But a glass of the red stuff and I'm already hot in the face.
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NecrosaroIII
Banned
I had an entire bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon last weekend and I didn't get drunk at all. like 5% intoxicated. I was fucking pissed.
Signal Rockets
Banned
It's still booze, ain't it? Of course you can still get drunk.
There's health benefits to drinking red wine. But it is alcohol. It's best to not overdo it.
There's health benefits to drinking red wine. But it is alcohol. It's best to not overdo it.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Oh yeah. There is some strong wine (relatively) out there. Shit gives me a MASSIVE hangover though.
I just stick to Vodka these days.
I just stick to Vodka these days.
Mistake
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I had margaritas in mexico which was much worse. Didn't get drunk, went straight into hangover, and then in the morning I was super constipated. Like it just evaporated the fluids in my body
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That question is the equivalent of "I didn't know sperm could get me pregnant".
Punished Miku
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Literally the drunkest I've ever been is on wine. Be careful lol. It hits much later than beer. If you feel drunk now then that means in a few hours you're fucked
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Grape juice you had prior isn't wine. Welcome to the big leagues, kid.
GeorgioCostanzaX
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Wine is probably the reason I became an alcoholic…two glasses isn't fun for me two bottles IS so its better that I have zero.
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01011001
Banned
the drunkest I've been was after downing almost a full glass of 80% Stroh Rum after already being drunk...
but Wine makes me throw up easily even tho I'm not nearly as drunk as I can usually tolerate. which is why I hate Wine now xD
The average bottle of wine, 750ml at 13% alcohol, is about the equivalent of 4-6 12oz beers at 5-6% and is like 4 stiff shots IIRC. But if you got a fortified wine it could have a much higher alcohol level and I find at least that the speed of ingestion matters a lot more at higher alc levels (takes me a lot longer to drink a six pack of lager than to do a few shots or drink a few glasses of wine). Food before obviously slows absorption.
So never fear, OP, if you aren't hiding under your bedaboit to be dragged away then maybe you just got a stronger type of wine.
So never fear, OP, if you aren't hiding under your bedaboit to be dragged away then maybe you just got a stronger type of wine.
MudoSkills
Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
Have fun with your first red wine hangover.
Kenneth Haight
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thegame983
Member
Wine is the most drunk
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
I had no idea you can fart from eating beans.
Makoto-Yuki
Banned
i went through a phase where i was into red wine. can't remember what brand it was. i got a good kick out it but it was too sweet for me and it made me sick. i'm good sticking to beers and the odd vodka/whisky.
rofif
Can’t Git Gud
I only slept for 6 hours and woke up more less ok…. Still dizzy.
But I am so tired the whole day omg.
Work training, quick trip around France and 2 planes to catch. Ooof
GymWolf
Member
Wine make me sleepy.
When i started having insomnia many years ago i thought it was smart getting drunk on red wine to sleep better...boy i was wrong.
Op sound like a clueless friend of my mom when she saw for the first time a chicken gordon bleu at 60 years old and her world was rocked after that day (true story)
When i started having insomnia many years ago i thought it was smart getting drunk on red wine to sleep better...boy i was wrong.
Op sound like a clueless friend of my mom when she saw for the first time a chicken gordon bleu at 60 years old and her world was rocked after that day (true story)
Ionian
Member
Worked at biggest, poshest retail place here when I was younger.
Did all the wanky wine-tasting conventions in top hotels, the type where you 'spit-don't swallow' into a bucket.
A very posh area, hard work as moving crates from deliveries from Calais. From HUGE trucks.
Anyone from the UK would know it, 'Oddbins'.
They were cunts, so i'd accidently bin the top champange and collect them at night.
I could honestly make a thread about it alone with the celebrities (I won't). All very big ones, I'd be sued to fuck.
But I felt like an underpaid superstar as they all bought their grog there. Even had to do exams, got qualified. A mugs game. Don't think a level 'x' wine - taster would look good on a CV.
Yet I will say, some are wonderful to drink, as I did my homework (had to) and some are heaven in small portions. Not shit you buy just to get drunk.
As I said I won't name names but was a very affluent area, yet pay was shit.
I sure as fuck collected what I accidentally dumped after the shop closed. Ain't doxxing myself, just a decent bottle of wine ... it's special. Worth the money? Dunno I got them for free.
GymWolf
Some of the wine in Sicily was on par with our expensive shit. Your supermarket stuff, I felt conned. Quit the job, was only in Tuscany I found some of them again. Was extremely annoyed.
Did all the wanky wine-tasting conventions in top hotels, the type where you 'spit-don't swallow' into a bucket.
A very posh area, hard work as moving crates from deliveries from Calais. From HUGE trucks.
Anyone from the UK would know it, 'Oddbins'.
They were cunts, so i'd accidently bin the top champange and collect them at night.
I could honestly make a thread about it alone with the celebrities (I won't). All very big ones, I'd be sued to fuck.
But I felt like an underpaid superstar as they all bought their grog there. Even had to do exams, got qualified. A mugs game. Don't think a level 'x' wine - taster would look good on a CV.
Yet I will say, some are wonderful to drink, as I did my homework (had to) and some are heaven in small portions. Not shit you buy just to get drunk.
As I said I won't name names but was a very affluent area, yet pay was shit.
I sure as fuck collected what I accidentally dumped after the shop closed. Ain't doxxing myself, just a decent bottle of wine ... it's special. Worth the money? Dunno I got them for free.
GymWolf
Some of the wine in Sicily was on par with our expensive shit. Your supermarket stuff, I felt conned. Quit the job, was only in Tuscany I found some of them again. Was extremely annoyed.
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jufonuk
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Oddbins, I 'member that place. along with threshersWorked at biggest, poshest retail place here when I was younger.
Did all the wanky wine-tasting conventions in top hotels, the type where you 'spit-don't swallow' into a bucket.
A very posh area, hard work as moving crates from deliveries from Calais. From HUGE trucks.
Anyone from the UK would know it, 'Oddbins'.
They were cunts, so i'd accidently bin the top champange and collect them at night.
I could honestly make a thread about it alone with the celebrities (I won't). All very big ones, I'd be sued to fuck.
But I felt like an underpaid superstar as they all bought their grog there. Even had to do exams, got qualified. A mugs game. Don't think a level 'x' wine - taster would look good on a CV.
Yet I will say, some are wonderful to drink, as I did my homework (had to) and some are heaven in small portions. Not shit you buy just to get drunk.
As I said I won't name names but was a very affluent area, yet pay was shit.
I sure as fuck collected what I accidentally dumped after the shop closed. Ain't doxxing myself, just a decent bottle of wine ... it's special. Worth the money? Dunno I got them for free.
also the booze cruises to calais.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
Wine can be upwards of 20 ABV.
Drinking a bottle of strong wine is like drinking half a bottle of standard vodka.
Drinking a bottle of strong wine is like drinking half a bottle of standard vodka.
Cyberpunkd
Member
It's much easier to get drunk on wine than on beer, it's approx 12-14% alcohol content, 3 times more than beer.
Of course it's beautiful, it's France.
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chromhound
Member
now try the pink cocaine. you'll be sober in no time lol
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ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
Great with cheeses and dried sausages
Ionian
Member
I made up for that years later. Alcopops got banned. I was starting on the good stuff.
Cheap beer.
Dunno why half my reply is in that quote and half not, maybe it'd because I'm half pished.
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Listen officer, I had no idea angel dust would get me high!
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
I always heard wine dehydrates a person more severely, ounce per ounce, than liquor or beer. Need to drink a glass of water for each glass of wine.
Old wives' tale? I don't know, but I do know that like you wine hangovers for me are straight up debilitating, while a whiskey hangover is typically a bad headache that's gone within a few hours of waking up.
Ionian
Member
Ionian
Member
It can change.
Why some people go from party animals to just needing a bump to get out of bed.
It's sad but true. Same as any drug.
A regular whiskey drinker ...
Good luck with that.
Don't believe me, ask a nurse. Plenty online.
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Windle Poons
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Ionian
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tellme
Hazzard4life
Member
Twas yesterday you were born OP?
