My pull out game has failed me dears.

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How OP uses protection. Make sure you whisper to your girls belly every day until the kid is born: "have a blessed day".
 
I just told the wife I gotta start wearing condoms again. Paranoid to become a father again at 37 when my son is already 16. We just had a quick scare last week when she missed. I can't do the whole baby phase at my age. Too paranoid nowadays
 
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That'll be me in a year or so. I'm getting to be in the above-mid 40s category. I hear fatherhood is even more exhausting as an older guy.
 
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pulling out doesn't work... as you now know. i could get into the details but i won't lol. should've suited up your sausage.
 
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