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[Days like these...]

12 & 10y.o and im near 50, id fucking cry if i had to go through all that shit again at this age, wife and i are finally getting out of the trenches

Radical acceptance has gotten me through much.

 

[West Texas CEO]

West Texas CEO wash your ass or you're uninvited.

 

[Days like these...]

I'll find someone else to be the flower girl.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'll find someone else to be the flower girl.

 

[TheDreadBaron]

So, in my imagination you were plowing your perfect 11 (wife?) with an amazing rack and while slappin against that perfectly plump posterior you felt a little inkling of something starting to happen, but naturally wanted to get a few more pumps in. My question to you sir, is did you realize you had already started to dribble, accept that it was a lost cause, and really commit to burying the evidence? Or was it more of a half pull out “oh sorry babe I tried” kind of situation?

 

[Days like these...]

Must have started to dribble before I pulled out.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Population control is a big problem.

 

[Lunarorbit]

As Skyn3t says:

 

[Mossybrew]

12 & 10y.o and im near 50, id fucking cry if i had to go through all that shit again at this age, wife and i are finally getting out of the trenches

Yeah I'll be 50 this year and thank god my kids are both now adults. I'll be ready for Grandpa Mode in the future but starting over with one of my own would feel overwhelming.

 

[TheDreadBaron]

Must have started to dribble before I pulled out.

What was your immediate emotional reaction? Like ahhh fuck I hope this doesn’t lead to another kid or aww yeah take it?

 

[IntentionalPun]

Must have started to dribble before I pulled out.

Most guys have nothing in their pre-cum, something most people don't know.

That's why it's so effective for some, and completely ineffective for others. It's only like 15-20% of men who have any active sperm in their pre-cum.

Considering your success rate you are probably one of the lucky ones (well most of us are)... but mistakes can happen.

 

[Days like these...]

What was your immediate emotional reaction? Like ahhh fuck I hope this doesn’t lead to another kid or aww yeah take it?

I had no idea that my pull out game failed me till she told she missed her period. My response was oh well it is what it is

 

[Nydius]

Whoa six kids?

Yeah, though by the time I was born, all but one was grown. My oldest half sister was 26 when I was born, and my youngest half brother was 17 and a senior in High School.

Since they were all older, and most of them lived near their mother, I was never really close to any of them.

 

[Days like these...]

False alarm dears. Praise sweet baby Jeebus! Hallelujah!!!

 

[NecrosaroIII]

False alarm dears. Praise sweet baby Jeebus! Hallelujah!!!

Kinda of sad to hear that. I was looking forward to you being a dad.

 

[Croatoan]

I'm sterile so I will never know that feeling, but I also can fill my wife up with no worries.

 

[mitch1971]

but I also can fill my wife up with no worries.

You old romantic, you.

 

[light2x]

 

[Days like these...]

Kinda of sad to hear that. I was looking forward to you being a dad.

I will never be a dad

 

[navii]

Getting slow with old age

 

[decisions]

IUDs are hot.

 

[BadBurger]

Paying for two abortions before I was even 25 let me know that pulling out is not a feasible course of action. Wear a condom and pay for her to take the "morning after" pill. It's only like $80, while a kid is pretty much half your salary for 20+ years.

Spoiler: raw language about sex

Sometimes you bust and you don't realize you're busting. It happens in the heat of the moment.

 

[Days like these...]

So, I'm still pull out champ but no more taking chances. I will be celibate from now on.

 

[Shifty1897]

I can't imagine wrangling a toddler to change diapers at 52, it's killing me and I'm only 38.

 

[Days like these...]

I can't imagine wrangling a toddler to change diapers at 52, it's killing me and I'm only 38.

I can count the number of times I've changed a diaper on one hand. Did I ever tell you about my horrible saw mill accident that left me with 2 fingers?

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I will never be a dad

We'll just wait until your pull out game fails again

 

[Days like these...]

We'll just wait until your pull out game fails again

Im going to be celibate I didn't even like penis (that much)

 

[Drew1440]

Is there a reason why it's popular to not want kids? I'm only 30 and the thought of being childless, especially in my later years is horrifying.

 

[sono]

Hey sometimes you with someone and instead of pullout all you want is to go deeper

 

[Days like these...]

Is there a reason why it's popular to not want kids? I'm only 30 and the thought of being childless, especially in my later years is horrifying.

Yeah, they suck plus no one should be forced into existence without their consent. Im well aware that this very hypocritical on my part having had 2.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Is there a reason why it's popular to not want kids? I'm only 30 and the thought of being childless, especially in my later years is horrifying.

Children are STDs: sexually transmitted dependents.

 

[jorgejjvr]

I hate condoms

 

[Trilobit]

Jeff Goldblum says it's 'such fun' having young children at the age of 70 | Virgin Radio UK

Jeff Goldblum says having two young sons is "such fun" and "revivifying".

virginradio.co.uk

Goldblum can inspire you. Got his kids in his 60s.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Pull out game restored.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I hate condoms

They are great for casual sex but I go without during ranked competitive.

#iudgang

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Get a vasectomy

 

[Beastclaw Raider]

Yeah, they suck plus no one should be forced into existence without their consent. Im well aware that this very hypocritical on my part having had 2.

you've had two kids and can count the times you've changed diapers on one hand?

Wow, dad of the year here.

 

[Days like these...]

you've had two kids and can count the times you've changed diapers on one hand?

Wow, dad of the year here.

I was kidding, 2 hands

 

[Shubh_C63]

Stuff of nightmares for me. Don't want children period.
I am seriously considering vasectomy.

 

[jorgejjvr]

They are great for casual sex but I go without during ranked competitive.

#iudgang

Never had casual sex, married my only gf and we waited till marriage, still, never been a fan of condoms, and pills affect my wife's sex drive, so i pull out. Has worked well, we now have 1 kid and one on the way because we wanted to. Kids are a blessing, couldnt see myself any other way, really strange to see other opinions on that here

 

[jason10mm]

Most guys have nothing in their pre-cum, something most people don't know.

That's why it's so effective for some, and completely ineffective for others. It's only like 15-20% of men who have any active sperm in their pre-cum.

Considering your success rate you are probably one of the lucky ones (well most of us are)... but mistakes can happen.

You also have to remember that the pull out game is far less likely to work on round two (for those of us with the stamina for round 2 anymore because now the plumbing has been primed, so to speak.

In my yout this was an unrecognized issue and I was playing baby roulette.

 

[Fuz]

Welcome to poverty.

 

[Days like these...]

Welcome to poverty.

Jokes on you poverty and squalor have been my most loyal friends all my life. I forgot to add solitude which I don't mind as I'm a recovering misanthrope

 

[AJUMP23]

Welcome to poverty.

Poverty has many factors.

 

[Days like these...]

Poverty has many factors.

Being poor being the main one . I'm spiritually poor because jeebus

 

[AJUMP23]

Being poor being the main one . I'm spiritually poor because jeebus

Blessed are the POOR in Spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven.


I know how you hate blessing so I am giving you something to look forward to.

 

[Days like these...]

Blessed are the POOR in Spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven.


I know how you hate blessing so I am giving you something to look forward to.

Its hilarious that you think I'm some seething God hating atheist. I don't hate God I just don't care about God (if God even exists) and I like fucking with people it gets their panties in a bunch

 

[AJUMP23]

Its hilarious that you think I'm some seething God hating atheist. I don't hate God I just don't care about God (if God even exists) and I like fucking with people it gets their panties in a bunch

I do not think you hate God. You just made an indelible reputation about hating blessing. That is why I want you to be blessed greatly.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Its hilarious that you think I'm some seething God hating atheist. I don't hate God I just don't care about God (if God even exists) and I like fucking with people it gets their panties in a bunch

Same lol

 

[West Texas CEO]

Blessed are the POOR in Spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven.

Is there showering in heaven?