My pull out game has failed me dears.

Days like these... said:
The Lunch Legend The Lunch Legend wash your ass or you're uninvited.
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So, in my imagination you were plowing your perfect 11 (wife?) with an amazing rack and while slappin against that perfectly plump posterior you felt a little inkling of something starting to happen, but naturally wanted to get a few more pumps in. My question to you sir, is did you realize you had already started to dribble, accept that it was a lost cause, and really commit to burying the evidence? Or was it more of a half pull out "oh sorry babe I tried" kind of situation?
 
RJMacready73 said:
12 & 10y.o and im near 50, id fucking cry if i had to go through all that shit again at this age, wife and i are finally getting out of the trenches
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Yeah I'll be 50 this year and thank god my kids are both now adults. I'll be ready for Grandpa Mode in the future but starting over with one of my own would feel overwhelming.
 
Days like these... said:
Must have started to dribble before I pulled out.
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Most guys have nothing in their pre-cum, something most people don't know.

That's why it's so effective for some, and completely ineffective for others. It's only like 15-20% of men who have any active sperm in their pre-cum.

Considering your success rate you are probably one of the lucky ones (well most of us are)... but mistakes can happen.
 
Days like these... said:
Whoa six kids?
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Yeah, though by the time I was born, all but one was grown. My oldest half sister was 26 when I was born, and my youngest half brother was 17 and a senior in High School.

Since they were all older, and most of them lived near their mother, I was never really close to any of them.
 
I'm sterile so I will never know that feeling, but I also can fill my wife up with no worries.
 
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Paying for two abortions before I was even 25 let me know that pulling out is not a feasible course of action. Wear a condom and pay for her to take the "morning after" pill. It's only like $80, while a kid is pretty much half your salary for 20+ years.

Sometimes you bust and you don't realize you're busting. It happens in the heat of the moment.
 
Is there a reason why it's popular to not want kids? I'm only 30 and the thought of being childless, especially in my later years is horrifying.
 
Drew1440 said:
Is there a reason why it's popular to not want kids? I'm only 30 and the thought of being childless, especially in my later years is horrifying.
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Yeah, they suck plus no one should be forced into existence without their consent. Im well aware that this very hypocritical on my part having had 2.
 
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Maiden Voyage said:
They are great for casual sex but I go without during ranked competitive.

#iudgang
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Never had casual sex, married my only gf and we waited till marriage, still, never been a fan of condoms, and pills affect my wife's sex drive, so i pull out. Has worked well, we now have 1 kid and one on the way because we wanted to. Kids are a blessing, couldnt see myself any other way, really strange to see other opinions on that here
 
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IntentionalPun said:
Most guys have nothing in their pre-cum, something most people don't know.

That's why it's so effective for some, and completely ineffective for others. It's only like 15-20% of men who have any active sperm in their pre-cum.

Considering your success rate you are probably one of the lucky ones (well most of us are)... but mistakes can happen.
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You also have to remember that the pull out game is far less likely to work on round two (for those of us with the stamina for round 2 anymore :p because now the plumbing has been primed, so to speak.

In my yout this was an unrecognized issue and I was playing baby roulette.
 
AJUMP23 said:
Blessed are the POOR in Spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven.


I know how you hate blessing so I am giving you something to look forward to.
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Its hilarious that you think I'm some seething God hating atheist. I don't hate God I just don't care about God (if God even exists) and I like fucking with people it gets their panties in a bunch
 
Days like these... said:
Its hilarious that you think I'm some seething God hating atheist. I don't hate God I just don't care about God (if God even exists) and I like fucking with people it gets their panties in a bunch
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I do not think you hate God. You just made an indelible reputation about hating blessing. That is why I want you to be blessed greatly.
 
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