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[Toots]

The thing speaks for itself.

Are you a duck fondler ?

Would you tenderly run your fingers through that sweet afro ?

Or maybe you are one of those bad boy attracted type ?

Do you like the sweet and innocent i just woke up look ?

Or you'd rather fancy exotism ?

If you're more into the beefy balding type i got you covered

If you feel attracted to this last one tho get the fuck out of the thread and go back to resetera you goddam pedophile.

Spoiler

there was a spoonerism in the fuck dongle thread and it was making me loose sleep that no one pointed it out

 

[GymWolf]

Avatar checks out.

 

[mitch1971]

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

That's a duck doo. What's a duck doo? Quack quack motherfucker

 

[ssringo]

I have no clue what the fuck that gif is. Was looking for a "weird" reaction gif and saw that. I'm sorry...

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

I have no clue what the fuck that gif is. Was looking for a "weird" reaction gif and saw that. I'm sorry...

That is what furries imagine they look like

 

[TheDreadBaron]

Wouldn’t it be duck fongles?

 

[Toots]

I have no clue what the fuck that gif is. Was looking for a "weird" reaction gif and saw that. I'm sorry...

It was a fucking axe body spray ad i think, i remember an anthropomorphized girafe which was a total nightmare (except if you’re a dirty furry )

 

[Toots]

Wouldn’t it be duck fongles?

Shhhhhhhhhhh no one noticed…

 

[TheDreadBaron]

Shhhhhhhhhhh no one noticed…

I sense a spoonerism schism

 

[GymWolf]

I sense a spoonerism schism

 

[jshackles]

I have no clue what the fuck that gif is. Was looking for a "weird" reaction gif and saw that. I'm sorry...

 

[lostinblue]

I thought this was a misspelled "fuck dongles" thread.

 

[Sub_Level]

Did I accidentally take some edibles because what the fuck is this thread

 

[The Lunch Legend]

what the fuck is this thread

I don't know, but this thread suddenly has me in the mood for some foie gras.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Random fact, if you stroke Swans they become asthmatic.

 

[FunkMiller]

Very tasty with a good pinot noir.

 

[jshackles]

 

[PaddyOCanager]

 

[Days like these...]

This is the most covert insidious twisted fetish I've ever seen.

 

[AJUMP23]

I own chickens but I don’t fondle them.

 

[John Bilbo]

 

[Toots]

Very tasty with a good pinot noir.

Duck with red wine is great, but with foie gras you need to have a moelleux such as this beauty

 

[Toots]

a spoonerschism

 

[Toots]

I own chickens but I don’t fondle them.

Is it because you don't want to or because you're too shy ?

 

[01011001]

 

[AJUMP23]

Is it because you don't want to or because you're too shy ?

We respect each other.

 

[Liljagare]

Super cute!!

 

[Toots]

Super cute!!

Tell me this weird ass feather tongued motherlover isn't some dragon's progeny i dare you.
(Love its expressive azure eyes tho)