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[John Marston]

I'm in

You and your 26 kids will take over most of the house.
Not sure I want you in

 

[OverHeat]

You and your 26 kids will take over most of the house.
Not sure I want you in

no kids allowed I see it as a giant men cave

 

[jshackles]

Damn...

21423 S 147th St, Gilbert, AZ 85298 | MLS #6763840 | Zillow

This 9326 square feet Single Family home has 5 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms. It is located at 21423 S 147th St, Gilbert, AZ.

www.zillow.com

EDIT: Terrible paint job in one of the bathrooms, I'm deducting a few million from my bid

 

[OverHeat]

It's gonna be without me I just asked for a perma

 

[The Lunch Legend]

It's gonna be without me I just asked for a perma

I blame the Gaming side.

 

[OverHeat]

I blame the Gaming side.

I will miss talking with you guys. If you guys want to play or talk add me on STEAM: OverHeat

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Can i wake y'all with cold af water

 

[John Marston]

Can i wake y'all with cold af water

You need your own padded room with Pink Floyd playin' 24/7.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

You need your own padded room with Pink Floyd playin' 24/7.

And Radiohead. I rather seek out y'all insanity than espace from it

Cold water still applies though. Pussies

 

[AJUMP23]

13090 Freemanville Rd, Milton, GA 30004 | MLS #7497691 | Zillow

This 24888 square feet Single Family home has 4 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms. It is located at 13090 Freemanville Rd, Milton, GA.

www.zillow.com

New prospect. Only 8 mil. But the theater room is crap. Also a whole area like an old west town.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

13090 Freemanville Rd, Milton, GA 30004 | MLS #7497691 | Zillow

This 24888 square feet Single Family home has 4 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms. It is located at 13090 Freemanville Rd, Milton, GA.

www.zillow.com

New prospect. Only 8 mil. But the theater room is crap. Also a whole area like an old west town.

We can have Paint Ball Tournaments in that area

 

[Celcius]

Just posting in this legendary golden thread.
I'll wash the dishes in exchange for my rent.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Just posting in this legendary golden thread.
I'll wash the dishes in exchange for my rent.

I'll prostitute myself out

 

[John Marston]

Also a whole area like an old west town.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

We need a massive Library Room though

Filled with books, comics and manga

And a videogame room with all the consoles/portables and high end PCs hooked up at the best TVs or Monitors

 

[Rentahamster]

I'll prostitute myself out

Go on...

 

[AJUMP23]

We need a massive Library Room though

Filled with books, comics and manga

And a videogame room with all the consoles and high end PCs hooked up at the best TVs or Monitors

Begin some research on that.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Coconutt]

Gotta make sure that fridge always in stock I take responsibility.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Gotta make sure that fridge always in stock I take responsibility.

And make sure the fridge has a lock so German Hop doesn't steal all the food

 

[Dice]

You do not want to live in this valley. Trust me. I work with the richie riches out here and they are boring af. The theme of this whole valley is like "corporate rustic" or something. There is no cool culture here. On top of that, nearly everything in the rich spheres comes at an extra premium for no reason at all. It certainly isn't quality, just some really basic ass modern presentation techniques on really cheap construction with nonexistent craftsmanship. The only actually premium-to-the-bone estate I've been on is this:

6240 E Cholla Ln, Paradise Valley, AZ 85253 | Zillow

6240 E Cholla Ln, Paradise Valley AZ, is a Single Family home that contains 19475 sq ft and was built in 2009.It contains 6 bedrooms and 10 bathrooms.This home last sold for $5,675,000 in May 2019. The Rent Zestimate for this Single Family is $67,691/mo, which has increased by $9,349/mo in the...

www.zillow.com

True work of art, that one. Not just the seemingly handcrafted everything, but the way the lines cascade as you pass though, the way the spaces open up and how light travels through. These photos are just some wide angle shit trying to grab a whole room at once, doesn't show off the art of it. It felt like I was in Bruce Wayne's southwest backup home.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

The Lunch Legend bedroom: