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[The Lunch Legend]

.. And it won't go away. It smells kind of like a strong gouda cheese.

Could it be an infection?

What would you guys recommend to solve this issue?

 

[cormack12]

Probably sweat

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

wash behind your ears nasty.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

wash behind your ears nasty.

I do. It has persisted for some reason.

 

[TommyCronin6969]

 

[Mistake]

Probably spiders

German spiders

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

I do. It has persisted for some reason.

use a body wash next time.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

.. And it won't go away. It smells kind of like a strong gouda cheese.

Could it be an infection?

What would you guys recommend to solve this issue?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

use a body wash next time.

anti-bacterial?

 

[Kar]

If you can smell yourself like that you're stinkier that you think.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

If you can smell yourself like that you're stinkier that you think.

I agree.

 

[kruis]

Smell behind the ears: What are the causes?

Causes of a smell behind the ear include poor hygiene and infected ear piercings. Treatment depends on the cause. In this article, learn more about what makes the area behind the ears smell, as well as how to prevent this.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

Any clues?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Smell behind the ears: What are the causes?

Causes of a smell behind the ear include poor hygiene and infected ear piercings. Treatment depends on the cause. In this article, learn more about what makes the area behind the ears smell, as well as how to prevent this.

www.medicalnewstoday.com

Any clues?

Ah, I see. I probably need some anti-biotics, then.

 

[Insane Metal]

The fuck, never heard of this.

Hopefully you won't die from this.

 

[Spyxos]

Are you sure about that? Even if it smelled, you probably wouldn't smell it yourself. Or do other people say it to you?

 

[badblue]

Have you tried washing the area with soap?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Are you sure about that? Even if it smelled, you probably wouldn't smell it yourself. Or do other people say it to you?

Nah I smelled it at first and then did a swipe of the finger to test.

The aroma is pretty pungent.
I'll probably have to see a clinician on this one to determine the possible infection.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Have you tried washing the area with soap?

Or taking a shower?

 

[Tams]

Shower you sick fuck. And while doing so consider your life choices, like having stolen people's lunches.

Hey, maybe this is divine retribution for that!

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Hey, maybe this is divine retribution for that!

My lunch sins were already paid for with blood.

 

[Hudo]

strong gouda cheese.

You could use it to season your meals.

 

[jufonuk]

.. And it won't go away. It smells kind of like a strong gouda cheese.

Could it be an infection?

What would you guys recommend to solve this issue?

See a doctor or consult random people on this board by all means.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[midnightAI]

 

[freefornow]

Now you have nasal worms and no ears?

 

[Porcile]

Probably something similar to athlete's foot but around your ear.

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[poppabk]

How are you smelling something behind your own ear? It must be phenomenally rank for you to be able to smell it.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

How are you smelling something behind your own ear? It must be phenomenally rank for you to be able to smell it.

I can smell it with a downwind.
It's super rank.

 

[AJUMP23]

How do you smell behind your own ear.

 

[Mossybrew]

Thanks for sharing, Mr. Hops.

SMH, this forum sometimes ...

 

[YCoCg]

It's just the gypsy curse kicking in, you will now smell like all the worst food you have stolen.

 

[badblue]

Have you stolen the lunches of any one that has the ability to put a curse on you?

I can smell it with a downwind.
It's super rank.

This symptom is 100% indicative of a curse in my non-medical opinion.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Have you stolen the lunches of any one that has the ability to put a curse on you?

This symptom is 100% indicative of a curse in my non-medical opinion.

You think the Haitians next door put on the curse?

 

[diffusionx]

 

[badblue]

You think the Haitians next door put on the curse?

Haitian Voodoo...

well... Good luck.

 

[ultrazilla]

.. And it won't go away. It smells kind of like a strong gouda cheese.

Could it be an infection?

What would you guys recommend to solve this issue?

It's probably SMEGMA/Ear Cheese. Spoilered for those with soft stomachs:

Spoiler

Smegma is a harmless combination of oils, skin cells, sweat and other fluids that accumulate around your genitals. It looks like crumbly cheese and usually has a foul odor. The best way to prevent and treat smegma is to regularly wash your genitals and the surrounding areas with soap and clean water.

Ear Cheese which is basically the same thing really Also, smells could always be a sign of infection as well and it wouldn't hurt to seek a doctor's opinion if it continues.

 

[Liljagare]

Might be a topical staph infection. Go see a doc, don't rub on your body after being outside without washing hands thoroughly.

Wash hands as soon as you come home, step 1 to personal hygiene, thought we all learned this during the pandemic..

 

[Sleepwalker]

Probably stored a stolen sandwich there and forgot, happens bro

 

[M1chl]

Get this, it cleans up any human mold or fungi, its free in pharmacies, no need for rx. Given that I have strong plague psoriasis, I am expert at this stuff.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Get this, it cleans up any human mold or fungi, its free in pharmacies, no need for rx. Given that I have strong plague psoriasis, I am expert at this stuff.

Thanks for the recommendation, M1chl !

 

[Brigandier]

Definitely AIDS...

 

[cash_longfellow]

These are the types of threads you have to post to get almost 15,000 messages on Gaf, and a shit ton more, almost 40,000 reactions . Close to as bad as the soft core porn BS that makes up Facebook Reels.

Edit - Also wash your shit, you dirty fuck

 

[Maestr0]

Clean, also do you wear over-ear headphones for a long time ?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

also do you wear over-ear headphones for a long time ?

I use ear buds; I had no idea wearing OTE headphones for a long time could do that, though.
Good to know.

 

[Maestr0]

I use ear buds; I had no idea wearing OTE headphones for a long time could do that, though.
Good to know.

Well, headphones carry a lot of bacteria, so you need to change the ear pads once in a while and you need to clean out your earphone and earbuds

 

[Days like these...]

.. And it won't go away. It smells kind of like a strong gouda cheese.

Could it be an infection?

What would you guys recommend to solve this issue?

Its your ass, your ass is behind your ear. Yes it's lower but still technically behind your ear. Wash your ass.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Its your ass, your ass is behind your ear. Yes it's lower but still technically behind your ear. Wash your ass.

I use wet wipes, too.

 

[Days like these...]

I use wet wipes, too.

Wipes aren't going to cut it. Wash your ass.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Wipes aren't going to cut it. Wash your ass.

I use the wipes in conjenction with arse washing..