What's Your Purity Score?

I go to bar I run the risk off somebody chopping off my wiener schnitzel.

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I was a deviant in my 20's. I'm not this bad anymore. I found Jesus. (Some people joke about that, but I actually mean it.)

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I find it funny that "Had 2 or more distinct acts of sexual intercourse with 2 or more people within 24 hours" is in the "Unspeakable" category. Like if you are single and seeing multiple people is there like a 24 hour sex rule?
 
Damn bro ...you've had fun. I like your style.

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Yeah, it was a crazy 10-15 years sandwiched between mundane peacefulness on either side. I don't like bad experiences, but I'm grateful to have experiences period as a conscious part of the Great wheel of life. I have a love of the halfling's leaf right now, apollojeez
 
I went to confession to confess my sins to a priest. He was quiet , came and picked me up and tossed me outside down the steps of the church.

He shouted "You should be ashamed of yourself!!"

Guess I would score low on the purity scale.
 
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