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[DeafTourette]

Today is my 50th! Aug 7! Celebrate with me!

My circumstances have changed a lot since my last birthday and I'm trying to stay positive and smile! Gimme jokes, fam!

 

[Uhtred]

Happy 50th. I'll be there myself in two years. I'm really starting to feel it too. I can't remember the last time I wasn't in some type of pain.

 

[anthony2690]

Happy 50th Birthday!

 

[Rentahamster]

Happy birthday! May your prostate maintain a healthy biostasis with the rest of you!

 

[SJRB]

Obligatory:

Congrats dude. Enjoy your day.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Just kidding, congratulations. Now get out.

 

[cormack12]

Its not that bad fam. You're only half a century old. I'm the words of Chandler Bing:

You're OLD...ER than some people...but, uh, YOUNGER than...some buildings."

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Congrats on the big birthday. May God spare you many more and hope you have a kickass 50th

 

[Soodanim]

I'd wish you happy birthday, but you wouldn't hear me if I did

 

[Kenpachii]

Happy birthday mate

 

[Mobilemofo]

Happy birthday man. I'm 48 tomorrow. Don't feel it at all.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Congrats.

Welcome to fifty shades of grey…hair.

 

[Durien]

Happy Birthday! 50 is the new 30...or so I keep telling myself lol

 

[winjer]

Congratulations, old man

 

[bender]

 

[T-0800]

I'd wish you happy birthday, but you wouldn't hear me if I did

 

[Mr Hyde]

Congratulations. Now you're so old you can call yourself retro.

 

[ultrazilla]

Happy 50th Birthday from a fellow 52 year old Gaffer!

 

[Hudo]

As long as you can get it up, you're not old.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Artoris]

As long as you can get it up, you're not old.

does viagra count

 

[deriks]

Today is also my birthday, but I'm 35. For sure not a kid anymore. Happy birthday to us, man

 

[Hudo]

does viagra count

I... don't know. It's a tricky question. A dude in his twenties could have some psychological or medical condition preventing him from getting it up. So Viagra would be the go-to solution.

 

[MaestroMike]

 

[Little Mac]

Happy Birthday, DT!!! Here's Erika Eleniak jumping out of a birthday cake naked!!! (NSFW)

 

[SJRB]

I'd wish you happy birthday, but you wouldn't hear me if I did

 

[John Bilbo]

Oh fuck off you old bastard and have the best birthday of your life

 

[Lord Panda]

Happy Birthday, DT!!! Here's Erika Eleniak jumping out of a birthday cake naked!!! (NSFW)

Damn, you beat me to it.

 

[drganon]

 

[RJMacready73]

the over 50's party!

 

[Sub_Level]

Never be Game Over.

 

[kruis]

Today is my 50th! Aug 7! Celebrate with me!

My circumstances have changed a lot since my last birthday and I'm trying to stay positive and smile! Gimme jokes, fam!

I had no idea you were already part of middle-aged gaf, I thought you were younger. Which begs the question: is it better to have a young mind in an old body or vice versa?

 

[jufonuk]

 

[OLED_Gamer]

Congrats on making it to 50. Do we need a Senior Gamers GAF thread?

 

[Fake]

 

[WhamBamThankYouMaam]

Welcome. Pain relief pills to the right, complaints about health care only wanting to prescribe morphine derivatives to the left.

Enjoy your stay.

 

[Billbofet]

Happy Birthday!!! Have a great one!

 

[Vyse]

Happy birthday my friend! Now it's time to get that colonoscopy!

 

[Northeastmonk]

Remember to not give a f*ck about yesterday's problems. Live life one day at a time. Happy Birthday!

 

[Mr Reasonable]

I hope you have the best birthday DeafTourette

 

[AJUMP23]

Basically Dead now. Happy Birthday

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Happy Birthday Boomer.

 

[Husky]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I hope that was loud enough, old man.

 

[Billbofet]

 

[EviLore]

Happy birthday DT!

 

[Little Mac]

 

[Pagusas]

Whats the age limit for GAF? When do we push him out on an ice berg?

 

[DeafTourette]

Today is also my birthday, but I'm 35. For sure not a kid anymore. Happy birthday to us, man

Happy Birthday, GAF fam!

 

[DeafTourette]

I had no idea you were already part of middle-aged gaf, I thought you were younger. Which begs the question: is it better to have a young mind in an old body or vice versa?

Young mind, old body!

 

[wipeout364]

Happy birthday DT!

What age is required for the NeoGAF seniors discount card?