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Im officially old... 50 years old today!
- Thread starter DeafTourette
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Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
You are catching me up. Happy birthday.
Pancakes and Sausage
Member
SimTourist
Member
Have a nice one you old geezer 
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Tiago Rodrigues
Member
I often feel like both are connected to be honest. Unless you have health issues of course.
If you have a young mind it will reflect on your body.
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Trogdor1123
Gold Member
Enjoy your day Duder! You only turn 50 once… thankfully!
A great way to look at being 50 is that the candles now cost more than your cake.
Are you going to try and get a seniors discount somewhere? My Dad was so excited he got his first one.
A great way to look at being 50 is that the candles now cost more than your cake.
Are you going to try and get a seniors discount somewhere? My Dad was so excited he got his first one.
Mobilemofo
Member
Your on that weird in-between where your not a proper man, but your not a young guy either.
Happy birthday.
SJRB
Gold Member
When you hit 65 you get shadowbanned. You can see your own posts but nobody else does, so you get the sensation of being a part of the community without actually bothering anyone with your senile takes.
Tiago Rodrigues
Member
Reading this as a 36 year old is refreshing since most people around me is younger lmao.Your on that weird in-between where your not a proper man, but your not a young guy either.
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
I'm so old I remember when they switched to these thin metal ones to save money
I'm this old:
Mobilemofo
Member
Yeah. I get that. I noticed in my late 30s that every fucker around me was younger and found it quite annoying
, but then I adopted the "Yoda" approach. I have alot of life experience, it turns out I know alot of stuff, so can help people with stuff they don't know and actually helps. I am enjoying my elder(ISH) role. Turns out I quite like myself. Good for the soul I'd imagine.
Highway Star
Member
Happy Birthday,
Did you notice when you turned 50 a small light at the end of the tunnel came on to show you where the finish line is?
Did you notice when you turned 50 a small light at the end of the tunnel came on to show you where the finish line is?
Tiago Rodrigues
Member
I'm still 36 so i'm still in my mid 30's...let's start thereYeah. I get that. I noticed in my late 30s that every fucker around me was younger and found it quite annoying
That said, a lot of younger people do run to me for advices that turn out to be helpful so i'm doing something right, lmao.
Pagusas
Elden Member
...that's the most sensible idea I've heard in a long time. Could you please run for politics?
Robot Carnival
Member
I'm right behind you my friend. a few more years and it'll be the big five-O for me. oh well, being old has it's advantages.
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
I love you guys! You've kept me laughing and smiling today! Thank you!
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
Diseased Yak
Gold Member
Happy 50th! You've now crossed the event horizon, locked inexorably to spiral into the ever-widening gyre of encroaching desiccation!
(I turn 50 on November 11th, I'm right here with ya)
(I turn 50 on November 11th, I'm right here with ya)
deriks
4-Time GIF/Meme God
I can't pass through 2 a.m. that I'm fucked next day, and I'm also too young to laugh at dad jokesYour on that weird in-between where your not a proper man, but your not a young guy either.
Fun-limbo
Putonahappyface
Gold Member
Happy Birthday.
ForAcademicPurposes
Gold Member
Fucking Mr. Miyagi up in this bitch.
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*Nightwing
Banned
Happy birthday!!
You should get into plumbing to exploit the older is wiser and better at housework stereotype
You should get into plumbing to exploit the older is wiser and better at housework stereotype
Insane Metal
Member
Damn, grampa
Jk happy birthday
Jk happy birthday
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
I've been trying to upload my selfies but they just won't. No matter how small I make the file. *pulls out hair*
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Didn't anyone tell you? Once you hit 50, technology no longer works for you. You have to find a young person who can do what you want them to and it will take them 5 seconds or less, and you're obligated to be sad about it.
Wheeljack539
Member
Happy birthday and your beginnings of Youth Part II.
Mobilemofo
Member
Proper purgatory. Although I'm 48, I'm very much with the program. Decades gamer, mobile, photography enthusiast since 2001, was there all through the W.A.P. / XHTML internet phase, smartphones becoming popular blah blah. I am a modern guy.I can't pass through 2 a.m. that I'm fucked next day, and I'm also too young to laugh at dad jokes
Fun-limbo
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
Finally got my selfies uploaded! Had to get a file compression app. This is me today.
LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
Piece of shit Earthday recipient. I also share an august birthday. Son of a bitches are born everyday and son of bitch
I have spoken and son of a bitch to you!
If you're looking for a gaming pal, I'm on PC and chat.
I have spoken and son of a bitch to you!
If you're looking for a gaming pal, I'm on PC and chat.
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DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
My friend, thank you! Son of a bitch to you too! Making me want to tear up with all this show of love!
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LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
That was FUNNY! LMBO!
Mobilemofo
Member
Happy days. Wife just gave me a ps portal. Got it on charge now via my ps5. Can't wait to explore it.
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
Happy Birthday!
LegendOfKage
Member
Happy Birthday,
DeafTourette
!
You're a thoughtful conversationalist, and judging from your threads on the subject, you seem to have some good taste in music as well. I hope you're having a good birthday, and I hope many more happy birthdays follow it in the years to come.
DeafTourette
!You're a thoughtful conversationalist, and judging from your threads on the subject, you seem to have some good taste in music as well. I hope you're having a good birthday, and I hope many more happy birthdays follow it in the years to come.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Happy birthday,
DeafTourette
!
I hope you enjoy your day with two cute chubby chicks, a hot tub, and a nice bowl of chicken wings!
DeafTourette
!I hope you enjoy your day with two cute chubby chicks, a hot tub, and a nice bowl of chicken wings!
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DeafTourette
Perpetually Offended
I want to thank you all for today. You made this old man smile and laugh and feel better! Much love to you lot!
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