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[SportsFan581]

Finally! The big hardware announcement from Nintendo everyone has been waiting for.

 

[Wolves hunt in packs]

It's a cool name

 

[Imtjnotu]

We got a Nintendo alarm clock before GTA6

 

[Dazraell]

 

[Sorcerer]

I wish Nintendo would make me a Zero Suit Samus clock!!!

 

[Oberstein]

Ring Fit over metroid?

Ring Fit has sold over 15 million copies. Far more than Metroid.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Ring Fit Adventure 2 on Switch 2.

 

[AGRacing]

Sorry haters. Just ordered one of these for my kid for Christmas. He will LOVE this thing!

 

[RoboFu]

bought 2

 

[Wooxsvan]

look for signs of switch 2 tease like...

 

[ReyBrujo]

Waiting for the clock to connect with the Switch and replay scenes from your latest sessions.

 

[jshackles]

Imagine being so milquetoast that you set your alarmo to Ring Fit Adventures

 

[Lord Thunderbear]

I would have expected a classic Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time alarm clock with an especially annoying "Hey! Listen!" from Navi to be there among the default ones. Gotta see if they put it as an update.

 

[Sorcerer]

Hold up!!! You need Nintendo Switch Online to use this or is that required to buy it in the first place? I guess for the majority buying this, that will probably not be a problem. But that is disappointing to say the least.

If I walk into the Nintendo Store in NY and say gimme one, they are going to ID me for Switch Online Membership? LOL!!! Does Nintendo give one an ID card with the service?

 

[RodriGames40]

Dude, what the fuck is this shit.

 

[Reaseru]

The Switch 2 is a alarm clock.

 

[Punished Miku]

Imagine being so milquetoast that you set your alarmo to Ring Fit Adventures

If they kept the clock in line with the "Fit" branding, I'd be all over it. I love the old system UI music for Wii, Wii U, 3DS, Ring Fit, Wii Fit. It's all kind of soothing sci-fi. Reminds me of the PlayOnline log-in music for FFXI.

 

[Pagusas]

For half a second I thought that was the name of the new Switch, and internally my head was like "yep, sounds like a stupid ass name nintendo would come up with"

 

[Roman Empire]

Switch 2? No
Alarmo? Count me in

 

[graywolf323]

$100? that's ridiculous, why would someone get this over an Amazon Echo Show?

 

[Shifty1897]

I'm glad this thing doesn't have Fire Emblem or Xenoblade because I am a huge bitch and would probably buy it for that.

 

[Sorcerer]

I would have expected a classic Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time alarm clock with an especially annoying "Hey! Listen!" from Navi to be there among the default ones. Gotta see if they put it as an update.

If its successful it will be one of many, discontinue the old model as new ones come out. I can see Nintendo creating fomo around these things.
Folks, Nintendo has found it's new Amibo!!!

 

[Jack Videogames]

I know they always innovate with the controllers but this is ridiculous!

 

[Ahriman's pledge]

*Optional accessory

 

[StueyDuck]

$Available for early access purchase to paid Switch Online members today on My Nintendo Store and at NY Store ($99.99)

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Great for a kid whose big into Nintendo.

Or adults who want to regrow their virginity

 

[Gamerfan81]

Not the kind of new hardware announcement that fans were expecting in October.

 

[jshackles]

I don't think I trust a company like Nintendo with this information.

 

[Parazels]

Nintendo melodies should please, not annoy at 6 am!

 

[Sorcerer]

I don't think I trust a company like Nintendo with this information.

It will spy on you looking for emulators in your home and then send the Big Dog Lawyers to your door.

 

[Thief1987]

Is it made of cardboard?

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

WTF is it with the hate? Family-friendly company releases cute gadget, people go nuts. Some users in here reacting like the thing wants you to state your pronouns to even work, lol.

And joke's on you, haters. The people buying the first batch of these will wake up one day to a secret announcement of the reveal of Switch 2.

I wouldn't mind waking up to Big Blue from MK8.

 

[LordCBH]

This isn't the Nintendo Switchty-Four….

 

[Diddy X]

These Nintendo bastards are some of the biggest trolls

 

[Lokaum D+]

 

[Lux77]

Its targeted for kids obviously, just the price at 99$ is wtf

 

[keefged4]

I'll post the same as I did in the Sony Thread about the DEI and climate change pish the other day:

wtf are they on about, just make some fucking games ffs

 

[AJUMP23]

I am going to get it to annoy my wife.

 

[Punished Miku]

I am going to get it to annoy my wife.

Turn it on before sex and set it to the coin sound.

 

[Skifi28]

You won't fool me this time, waiting for the oled version.

 

[AJUMP23]

What is the price point?

Turn it on before sex and set it to the coin sound.

Worth any Price......I want to WOOHOOs at key moments.

 

[Kacho]

WTF is it with the hate? Family-friendly company releases cute gadget, people go nuts. Some users in here reacting like the thing wants you to state your pronouns to even work, lol.

And joke's on you, haters. The people buying the first batch of these will wake up one day to a secret announcement of the reveal of Switch 2.

I wouldn't mind waking up to Big Blue from MK8.

Yeah, I don't get it either. The clock is for kids, not man childs. Most kids don't have iPhones so they have to use alarm clocks. Cool thing for a kid big into Nintendo.

 

[Fermbiz]

Only Nintendo can make a nearly 5 minute trailer for an alarm clock....

 

[tommib]

Switch 2 has arrived, baby. Again, industry shifting.

 

[Sorcerer]

Is it made of cardboard?

Actually it look like it is constructed of the same red plastic that the last version of the Wii was made of, very toylike. Nintendo must have a secret stash of this plastic in a warehouse and trot it out for stuff like this occasionaly.

 

[Sorcerer]

Only Nintendo can make a nearly 5 minute trailer for an alarm clock....

and funnel that into about 5 mill into their bank accounts shortly after

 

[Bruno_Arrais85]

it will sell out in seconds either way.

 

[Cobaiye]

"Alarm Clocks" are now patented.

 

[SEGAvangelist]

Only $99.99. That's a steal.

 

[Sorcerer]

$100? that's ridiculous, why would someone get this over an Amazon Echo Show?

Cause Alexa is annoying and constantly wants to show you ads. Maybe not the kids model, not sure.

 

[Efren is G.O.A.T.]

there was no mention of the Nintendo Switch successor during this presentation.

 

[Diseased Yak]

Excited to see how fast Nintendo lawyers show up after Alarmo sees me playing Switch games on my Ally X whilst laying in bed!