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badblue said:
So shortly after I moved in with my girlfriend, we were watching sitting on the couch watching tv. We had rented a older house which we didn't quite have the furniture for and it was quite stuffy, especially in the summer due to the limited windows that opened. So we positioned an oscillating fan against the wall to blow toward us and one to blow across the couch. I'm sitting by the out side arm of the couch, and she was by the wall that evening. I farted, like I'm known to do on occasion and I was hoping it would go unnoticed/commented on and unfortunately of me and more for my girlfriend the breeze currents from the fans managed to trap the fart right where she was sitting by the wall.
It was a bad one by my standards.

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When me and my girlfriend moved into our first place together, I really wanted to test her sense of humour. I waited for my girlfriend to soak in to a nice relaxing bath and then I proceeded to dump one of those huge tins of Napolina chopped tomatoes over her head. It was a special moment for both of us.

I can still remember the screams.

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Finally landed back in Manchester. God I hate planes. The only European thing I want to be involved with in the near future is Eurovision.
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Hey, it's sunny here though! Suspiciously...
I better not have turned around mid-flight and gone back to Spain
 
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Holy thuck! It is

It's Th Th Th Friday already!

How long have I been out, Where's my pants??

Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!

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And alcohol..

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Dr.Morris79 said:
Holy thuck! It is

It's Th Th Th Friday already!

How long have I been out, Where's my pants??

Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!

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And alcohol..
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And Flavor Flavs clock on the fence.

I like the fact that the cat is clearly keeping an eye on you too.

Happy Friday.
 
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Dr.Morris79 said:
Holy thuck! It is

It's Th Th Th Friday already!

How long have I been out, Where's my pants??

Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!

uqZybJb.jpeg


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E5wjmKM.jpeg


And alcohol..

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Flying this weekend? (fuck all you cool dads)
 
Dr.Morris79 said:
Holy thuck! It is

It's Th Th Th Friday already!

How long have I been out, Where's my pants??

Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!

uqZybJb.jpeg
wZWCgRi.jpeg
E5wjmKM.jpeg


And alcohol..

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I've finished thatching and over seeding my front and back lawns. Will you be painting your shed and fences later on in the summer?
 
I forgot to mention to my British friends here, I had my first full English the other day. I'm not sure how authentic it actually was, but it had blood sausage and Heinz beans at least!

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Also HAPPY FRIDAY YALL
 
With the cold dry air my asthma has ramped up and I've been having asthma attacks all through the week. My preventer inhaler doesn't work anymore. My reliever just about stops me from dying of asphyxia.

Today finally after being fucked around by the asthma clinic, GP and the pharmacy I finally have a new inhaler that works as both a preventer and a reliever.

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I've finished thatching and over seeding my front and back lawns. Will you be painting your shed and fences later on in the summer?
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Nice! Aye we had to relawn where the old decking was, that was a nightmare cutting up..

No, that whole fencing is going for new stuff.

Going to need to ring a mate for his shed specs and supplier, the toe rag turned his into a bloody nice studio!

I might need to nick his whole idea of a setup, too.. :pie_thinking:

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But for now..

Wine!!

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Well it's as close to a full English I've ever had 😂
 
Has anyone else noticed you can upload larger files now, straight to the forums? Anything higher than say 2MB would fail previously.

The below gif is 6.3MB and I've uploaded 13MB as well. Thank you EviLore EviLore .

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Dr.Morris79 said:
Nice! Aye we had to relawn where the old decking was, that was a nightmare cutting up..

No, that whole fencing is going for new stuff.

Going to need to ring a mate for his shed specs and supplier, the toe rag turned his into a bloody nice studio!

I might need to nick his whole idea of a setup, too.. :pie_thinking:

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But for now..

Wine!!

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I'm thinking of getting my borders replaced with Cuprocyparis leylandii at the current Portuguese laurel's were not planted correctly, with enough room for the roots to spread. It's a big job and there is no way I can do it on my own.
 
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Aha, someone noticed. Yes, we improved the upload functionality.
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Omg, this is huge! Now I can post photos without having to screenshot/crop them.

Have a picture of my cat as payment, EviLore EviLore

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Dacvak said:
I forgot to mention to my British friends here, I had my first full English the other day. I'm not sure how authentic it actually was, but it had blood sausage and Heinz beans at least!

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Also HAPPY FRIDAY YALL
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I have no idea what that is but I would demand my money back for trademark infringement, that's no full English... There isn't even a pint in the shot
 
RJMacready73 said:
I have no idea what that is but I would demand my money back for trademark infringement, that's no full English... There isn't even a pint in the shot
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I'm getting blasted on this today. Clearly I need to submit some bad Yelp reviews.

Okay but let me go through the list. Granted, I'm just googling what's in a full English, but:

Eggs (fried, poached, or scrambled) ✅
Sausages ✅
Baked beans ✅
Fried/grilled tomatoes ✅ (under the croissant)
Fried mushrooms ✅
Back bacon ✅
Black pudding ✅
Optional fried potatoes ✅
Toast/fried bread ❌ (this was a crappy croissant for some reason)

What am I missing here? It seems like the only part of this that wasn't a "full English" is the croissant.
 
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