FatallyYours
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I have yet to see a single baked bean. Pathetic
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Peggies
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Fucking shithole countryI have yet to see a single baked bean. Pathetic
FatallyYours
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I can walk around Manchester and literally find beans on the floor from the drugged out spiceheads, but can an airport in a "civilised" country make me a plate of beans for 10 euros?Fucking shithole country
It can not!
It's all going in my trip advisor review
Peggies
Gold Member
Poor bastards have no idea what's coming for them.
RJMacready73
Simps for Amouranth
What part of this godforsaken beanless country are you at?
FatallyYours
Member
Mallorca the Beanless, worst of the Spanish territories
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Putonahappyface
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Peggies
Gold Member
Good lord "Mallorca"? No wonder they don't have beans. I bet you could find currywurst quite easily with all the Germans there.
Putonahappyface
Member
When me and my girlfriend moved into our first place together, I really wanted to test her sense of humour. I waited for my girlfriend to soak in to a nice relaxing bath and then I proceeded to dump one of those huge tins of Napolina chopped tomatoes over her head. It was a special moment for both of us.So shortly after I moved in with my girlfriend, we were watching sitting on the couch watching tv. We had rented a older house which we didn't quite have the furniture for and it was quite stuffy, especially in the summer due to the limited windows that opened. So we positioned an oscillating fan against the wall to blow toward us and one to blow across the couch. I'm sitting by the out side arm of the couch, and she was by the wall that evening. I farted, like I'm known to do on occasion and I was hoping it would go unnoticed/commented on and unfortunately of me and more for my girlfriend the breeze currents from the fans managed to trap the fart right where she was sitting by the wall.
It was a bad one by my standards.
I can still remember the screams.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Espresso is better this morning. I am in love with this little machine. I did not think I would be able to get this kind of thing at home so affordably.
FatallyYours
Member
Finally landed back in Manchester. God I hate planes. The only European thing I want to be involved with in the near future is Eurovision.
Hey, it's sunny here though! Suspiciously...
I better not have turned around mid-flight and gone back to Spain
Hey, it's sunny here though! Suspiciously...
I better not have turned around mid-flight and gone back to Spain
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John Marston
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Happay Friday everyone YAY!
Dr.Morris79
Member
Holy thuck! It is
It's Th Th Th Friday already!
How long have I been out, Where's my pants??
Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!
And alcohol..
It's Th Th Th Friday already!
How long have I been out, Where's my pants??
Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!
And alcohol..
Putonahappyface
Member
I don't think you breathe through your nose enough, so I've taken appropriate steps.Like your new PFP
Windle Poons
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
And Flavor Flavs clock on the fence.Holy thuck! It is
It's Th Th Th Friday already!
How long have I been out, Where's my pants??
Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!
And alcohol..
I like the fact that the cat is clearly keeping an eye on you too.
Happy Friday.
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Miyazaki’s Slave
Gold Member
Flying this weekend? (fuck all you cool dads)Holy thuck! It is
It's Th Th Th Friday already!
How long have I been out, Where's my pants??
Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!
And alcohol..
Putonahappyface
Member
I've finished thatching and over seeding my front and back lawns. Will you be painting your shed and fences later on in the summer?Holy thuck! It is
It's Th Th Th Friday already!
How long have I been out, Where's my pants??
Spent four days brutalising the garden, back to basics, all that's left is to rip down that old shitty shed for my big manly man shed full of man manly things!
And alcohol..
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
I forgot to mention to my British friends here, I had my first full English the other day. I’m not sure how authentic it actually was, but it had blood sausage and Heinz beans at least!
Also HAPPY FRIDAY YALL
Also HAPPY FRIDAY YALL
Windle Poons
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Haha no you didn’tI forgot to mention to my British friends here, I had my first full English the other day. I’m not sure how authentic it actually was, but it had blood sausage and Heinz beans at least!
Also HAPPY FRIDAY YALL
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
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Putonahappyface
Member
With the cold dry air my asthma has ramped up and I've been having asthma attacks all through the week. My preventer inhaler doesn't work anymore. My reliever just about stops me from dying of asphyxia.
Today finally after being fucked around by the asthma clinic, GP and the pharmacy I finally have a new inhaler that works as both a preventer and a reliever.
Today finally after being fucked around by the asthma clinic, GP and the pharmacy I finally have a new inhaler that works as both a preventer and a reliever.
Dr.Morris79
Member
Nice! Aye we had to relawn where the old decking was, that was a nightmare cutting up..
No, that whole fencing is going for new stuff.
Going to need to ring a mate for his shed specs and supplier, the toe rag turned his into a bloody nice studio!
I might need to nick his whole idea of a setup, too..
But for now..
Wine!!
Putonahappyface
Member
That's not a full English and black and white pudding is fucking nasty.I forgot to mention to my British friends here, I had my first full English the other day. I’m not sure how authentic it actually was, but it had blood sausage and Heinz beans at least!
Also HAPPY FRIDAY YALL
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
French pastry isn’t full English.I forgot to mention to my British friends here, I had my first full English the other day. I’m not sure how authentic it actually was, but it had blood sausage and Heinz beans at least!
Also HAPPY FRIDAY YALL
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Did you put a battery in there?Well it’s as close to a full English I’ve ever had
Putonahappyface
Member
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
How else am I supposed to get my daily electrolytes?Did you put a battery in there?
Putonahappyface
Member
Well it’s as close to a full English I’ve ever had
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
What's the difference between English and Irish breakfast?
They're almost identical, eh?
They're almost identical, eh?
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Putonahappyface
Member
Putonahappyface
Member
I'm thinking of getting my borders replaced with Cuprocyparis leylandii at the current Portuguese laurel's were not planted correctly, with enough room for the roots to spread. It's a big job and there is no way I can do it on my own.Nice! Aye we had to relawn where the old decking was, that was a nightmare cutting up..
No, that whole fencing is going for new stuff.
Going to need to ring a mate for his shed specs and supplier, the toe rag turned his into a bloody nice studio!
I might need to nick his whole idea of a setup, too..
But for now..
Wine!!
Putonahappyface
Member
Aha, someone noticed. Yes, we improved the upload functionality.Has anyone else noticed you can upload larger files now, straight to the forums? Anything higher than say 2MB would fail previously.
The below gif is 6.3MB and I've uploaded 13MB as well. Thank youEviLore .
Windle Poons
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
8 pints of Guinness.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Now I can upload my fanfics
Has anyone else noticed you can upload larger files now, straight to the forums? Anything higher than say 2MB would fail previously.
The below gif is 6.3MB and I've uploaded 13MB as well. Thank you
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RJMacready73
Simps for Amouranth
I have no idea what that is but I would demand my money back for trademark infringement, that's no full English... There isn't even a pint in the shotI forgot to mention to my British friends here, I had my first full English the other day. I’m not sure how authentic it actually was, but it had blood sausage and Heinz beans at least!
Also HAPPY FRIDAY YALL
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
That’s not a croissant either
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
I’m getting blasted on this today. Clearly I need to submit some bad Yelp reviews.
Okay but let me go through the list. Granted, I’m just googling what’s in a full English, but:
Eggs (fried, poached, or scrambled)
Sausages
Baked beans
Fried/grilled tomatoes
(under the croissant)Fried mushrooms
Back bacon
Black pudding
Optional fried potatoes
Toast/fried bread
(this was a crappy croissant for some reason)What am I missing here? It seems like the only part of this that wasn’t a “full English” is the croissant.
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Putonahappyface
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Putonahappyface
Member
Omg, this is huge! Now I can post photos without having to screenshot/crop them.
Have a picture of my cat as payment,
Peggies
Gold Member
Putonahappyface
Member
Could you take her under the influence of Bulmers?
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