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and dude was a dive
and dude was a dive
That's odd, I bumped into richard ayoade on one of the M4 service stations, I was busting for a pee, ran into the toilet as he was coming out..![]()
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Ran into this dude, one of my all time favourite celebs whilst walking around Versailles, he was with his GF/Wife, he sat across from us in the little garden cafe and then we proceeded to bump into them as we both explored the gardens and fountains, never once went up to him and when we both ended up standing side by side for one of the fountain shows I was gonna ask him to take a photo of the wife and I, perfectly normal behaviour between adults my wife bottled it ffs
Corrected thank you
Honestly, what's the point?
Imagine being one of those people who stand in line just to snap a photo with someone famous.
You don't know them. They don't know you. It's two strangers frozen in a frame, and you are pretending there's a story behind it
The desperation in this kind of behavior is unreal
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And sure, there are exceptions, maybe you catch a moment of small talk at an event or a casual exchange that feels genuine. That's fine. I'm sure there are celebrities out there who actually enjoy interacting with fans. But you're just a passing face in a long line of strangers
Wild, I paid tree fiddy to pee in his bathwater before he bottled it....he's working both ends!!!!I'd pay about tree fiddy for EviLore bathtub water.
I'd walk across the street for Angela White
Australia's second best.
Give her a Google. Just not at work
I wonder if she ever paired with the guy mentioned in the OP?Give her Google.
How'd you even know he was a Backstreet Boy, though?I used to work @ Target many years ago. One of the backstreet boys was in there shopping for electroincs. I could not give a shit about him or any celebrity at all to the point I'd like to meet them
Because I don't live under a rock. That's not the gotcha you think it is chewed up dilo manHow'd you even know he was a Backstreet Boy, though?
I thought you would say that someone else told you who it was.Because I don't live under a rock. That's not the gotcha you think it is chewed up dildo man
How are you feeling about it? Torn?In two weeks I will meet Natalie Imbruglia.
And why didn't you talk to him, since you knew him... It's not like they're aliens.That's odd, I bumped into richard ayoade on one of the M4 service stations, I was busting for a pee, ran into the toilet as he was coming out..
I swear to god it actually was a scene from the I.T crowd, I went to go past him but he kept going the same direction
Then he went full on Moss, stuck his arms beside him and went 'sorry sorry'
I got in the car, told the missus and she didn't believe me![]()
How are you feeling about it? Torn?
Collection? Like are they chained up or in glass cases? Or do you just Buffalo Bill it?Good reference.
Well, that's normal.
Another celebrity that will be in my collection![]()
I was busting for a pissAnd why didn't you talk to him, since you knew him... It's not like they're aliens.
I ask most people questions.
Back door?I'd open the door if they visit.![]()
This is a terrifying statement on so many levels.Good reference.
Well, that's normal.
Another celebrity that will be in my collection![]()
ClassicI saw Pedro Pascal at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday.
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.
I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.
After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.