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Dark Farts: Parody Smell Edition |OT| What is this crap?

DryvBy

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:messenger_poop:Currently a 2.6 Stars on PlayStation and N/A on Steam:messenger_poop:

Per Steam:
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE INCOMING! The most ridiculously epic Souls-like parody ever created meets outrageous humor in this absolutely insane action-RPG! You're no chosen one – just a blacksmith with questionable bean-eating habits who accidentally gained ancient dragon powers. Now, you're humanity's last hope, and it's time to show these evil corporations what REAL power smells like!

UNLEASH THE POWER OF MAXIMUM GASITUDE!

🔥 Master the revolutionary "Gas-Souls" combat system – FART-DASH YOUR WAY TO VICTORY!

💥 Demolish epic bosses with over-the-top attacks and absurd finishers!

🌮 Feast on magical bean burritos for power-ups (now with 100% more dramatic zoom-ins!)

🕺 Strike fabulous poses while delivering devastating attacks!

💀 BECOME THE LEGEND that everyone talks about (but nobody wants to stand near).

FEATURING:

⚔️ Intense battles with tech billionaires and absurd villains!

🎭 A protagonist who won't stop breaking the fourth wall!

💨 Weapons-grade dad jokes and ridiculous RPG mechanics!

🌟 Multiple endings based on your playstyle and gas-meter management!

READY TO BECOME THE HERO NOBODY ASKED FOR BUT EVERYONE CAN SMELL?

⚠️ Disclaimer: This game does not condone or promote negative stereotypes based on race, ethnicity, or nationality. Dark Farts: Parody Smell Edition is created purely for fun and humor—because we listen, we play, and we don't judge
 
this is one factor why some people said game industry has fallen, steam is double edged sword, along with mobile gacha and f2p
 
I love how they can't even render their trailer properly, and it has like an extended 4 minutes of nothing.

Look, it's a dumb chuckle, I get it. If it were just a silly video, it would be whatever, some kids having a laugh.

But as a product that can be sold, shows how fucked the industry is right now.

We are declining into mobile gaming, even these "friend slop" games aren't really any better than this game.

Pubs need to sort out their prices and game budgets because people are not gonna pay $80 for shite like Outer Worlds 2, so instead they pick up shit like this for 2$ because "it's a laugh".

Then there's the countless free to play Chinese shit just bombarding the gaming scene also... It's all coming to a point of collapse soon.
 
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Dude, we have E33, KCD2, Silksong, Hades2, Blue Prince and Split Fiction this year.
out of all the AAA big budget releases this year, we can only list 2 AAA games, and 2 indies and 1 AA game.

That's an issue. It means the majority of what we get is slop. Also, that list isn't like "oh my god, look at how amazing gaming is", it's kind of meh. Besides, maybe KCD2, which is genuinely punching far above it's weight, most of those games could be on Ps4 Xone, and even PS360.

but yet the prices are going up, a Mario Kart game was $90 for some people (depending on where you lived), and all it did was link the tracks as an open world, Something Forza has been doing with the Horizon series since the 360 days.

Budgets are growing and games are getting less interesting. The collapse is coming; at least I won't be surprised when it happens.
 
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Is it?


Only if you're addicted to AAA.


Oh, and you are. Yeah, you're doomed.
This idea of "Scoff only indie games are real games" is so moronic.

We all grew up playing AAA games, even if the budgets are not the same, when you played SMW on the SNES that was a AAA title. AAA games are what built the industry, it's why we are into it as a past time.

we're all doomed, but content gamers who just love games because it's content and nothing more, the same type of netlix watching consumers will ride the ship right to the end then act confused when they are drowning.

Also i'm Sorry but if you think your list is anything special, then i need to ask when did you start playing games? if that's like the pinnacle of gaming for you I just wonder what the comparison is?
 
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This idea of "Scoff only indie games are real games" is so moronic.
Why are you putting forward this idea then? My idea is that non-AAA games can be just as great as AAA games or better.

we're all doomed
Nope, only those that addicted to AAA.
AAA will return to form at some point later on when they start copying non-AAA. And I'm in no hurry, unlike you, I have plenty of other great games to play in the meantime.

Also i'm Sorry but if you think your list is anything special, then i need to ask when did you start playing games? if that's like the pinnacle of gaming for you I just wonder what the comparison is?
90s: nes, megadrive. Late 90s: 3do, pc. "The pinnacle of gaming" is another your bs. It's been a great year, but not the best one overall.
 
This idea of "Scoff only indie games are real games" is so moronic.

We all grew up playing AAA games, even if the budgets are not the same, when you played SMW on the SNES that was a AAA title. AAA games are what built the industry, it's why we are into it as a past time.

we're all doomed, but content gamers who just love games because it's content and nothing more, the same type of netlix watching consumers will ride the ship right to the end then act confused when they are drowning.

Also i'm Sorry but if you think your list is anything special, then i need to ask when did you start playing games? if that's like the pinnacle of gaming for you I just wonder what the comparison is?
You could say the same about every entertainment industry.


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Great idea - the boss names write themselves too:

Moonshite Butterfly
Crapper Demon
Gwinnet

No need to change Gaping Dragon I guess

Can't wait to take in, sorry, ON, that busty wench in the room above Ormstain and Smog!
 
The eShop from Nintendo is competing with foot fetish games. At least I know Quentin Tarantino is a Nintendo fan.
pulp fiction feet GIF
 
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