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There's a major development regarding Sydney Sweeney

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My wife would buy me Sydney Sweeney soap as a gag gift. And probably open it up first and put a hole in it for the lols
 
This post read very different the first time. I thought a gag gift was something far more hardcore and she is going to do what!
Would be better if she gave it to him, already opened and a little melted looking, and she says "I've added my own essential oils to it, you piece of shit!"

To which he sniffs it and then replies "Eau de tuna?"
 
In case anyone is wondering she does show off the goods again in the Housemaid. Not her most extensive showing by any stretch but still.
Good man...
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on a scale of "loves dem boobies" to "I'd rather be castrated by a rusty spoon", how is this film if the wife drags me to it?
 
Good man...
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on a scale of "loves dem boobies" to "I'd rather be castrated by a rusty spoon", how is this film if the wife drags me to it?
Nah, it's a pretty fun little time to be fair. A little long but Sydney is hot and Amanda is a hoot. I expected something awful with Feig involved but he actually put out something designed to actually entertain.
 
Theres something about the half-lidded eyes that really does something to the brain, imagine her looking up at you 🫠

This thread isnt helping me stay away from booking ladies of the evening. I could be round and fucking a girl that has tits as good as these in 30 mins, and thats only because I dont drive, if I did it would be 10 mins.

Tiny Brazilians with pouty lips and massive pert arses are really fucking me up rn. Those SA profiles are a hotbed for getting robbed tho, gotta sus out the real ones. I weigh less than 120 pounds and I dont have a gun so fighting off pimps isnt really an option. Even the pro's could beat me up probably lol.

My friend is in XXXX-ania fucking "21 yo" Russians right now, sending me pictures (before) and thats not helping either.

Edit: Nice little manic episode here, not embarrassing at all
 
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Theres something about the half-lidded eyes that really does something to the brain, imagine her looking up at you 🫠

This thread isnt helping me stay away from booking ladies of the evening. I could be round and fucking a girl that has tits as good as these in 30 mins, and thats only because I dont drive, if I did it would be 10 mins.

Tiny Brazilians with pouty lips and massive pert arses are really fucking me up rn. Those SA profiles are a hotbed for getting robbed tho, gotta sus out the real ones. I weigh less than 120 pounds and I dont have a gun so fighting off pimps isnt really an option. Even the pro's could beat me up probably lol.

My friend is in XXXX-ania fucking "21 yo" Russians right now, sending me pictures (before) and thats not helping either.
And I'm lying in bed reading GAF.
 
Theres something about the half-lidded eyes that really does something to the brain, imagine her looking up at you 🫠

This thread isnt helping me stay away from booking ladies of the evening. I could be round and fucking a girl that has tits as good as these in 30 mins, and thats only because I dont drive, if I did it would be 10 mins.

Tiny Brazilians with pouty lips and massive pert arses are really fucking me up rn. Those SA profiles are a hotbed for getting robbed tho, gotta sus out the real ones. I weigh less than 120 pounds and I dont have a gun so fighting off pimps isnt really an option. Even the pro's could beat me up probably lol.

My friend is in XXXX-ania fucking "21 yo" Russians right now, sending me pictures (before) and thats not helping either.

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Theres something about the half-lidded eyes that really does something to the brain, imagine her looking up at you 🫠

This thread isnt helping me stay away from booking ladies of the evening. I could be round and fucking a girl that has tits as good as these in 30 mins, and thats only because I dont drive, if I did it would be 10 mins.

Tiny Brazilians with pouty lips and massive pert arses are really fucking me up rn. Those SA profiles are a hotbed for getting robbed tho, gotta sus out the real ones. I weigh less than 120 pounds and I dont have a gun so fighting off pimps isnt really an option. Even the pro's could beat me up probably lol.

My friend is in XXXX-ania fucking "21 yo" Russians right now, sending me pictures (before) and thats not helping either.

Edit: Nice little manic episode here, not embarrassing at all
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