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[thatJohann]

You're forced to go on a date with the main character you're currently playing as. Paint the picture: the setting, the vibe, and whether you leave thinking "I'd do this again" or "never speak of this."

I'd be forced to go on a date with Henry from Firewatch.

The setting is obviously the forest. We'd spend most of the day on a long hike through the trails, watching the light slowly change as the sun starts to dip. Along the way we'd probably scold a couple of kids for breaking the rules with an illegal campfire, pick up some trash, and fully lean into our "responsible lookout" energy.

The real heart of the date would be the conversations. Long, quiet stretches mixed with deep talks about the past. I'd hear more about Henry's wife, how that loss still sits with him, and what he's trying to run toward or away from out there.

We'd watch the sunset with a couple of beers, then head back to the watchtower, open a bottle of wine, and sit together in comfortable silence as the forest settles down for the night. Bittersweet, peaceful, and emotionally heavy.

Definitely a "do this again," the kind of emotional that lingers in a good way.

Here's some pictures of the setting and the vibes and of Henry.

Alright, your turn. Who are you going on a date with, and how does it go?

 

[Gonzito]

I am playing RDR2 and I ain't gonna go on a date with Arthur, I am not gay papi

 

[Denton]

Could be worse I guess. At least she's a movie nerd.

 

[John Bilbo]

 

[balls of snow]

Helmet on or off Samus.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

Could be worse I guess. At least she's a movie nerd.

 

[Varteras]

You fucking tell me

 

[thatJohann]

Could be worse I guess. At least she's a movie nerd.

oh yea that would be a fun date to nerd out on movies and flim making.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I'm playing Silksong.
I'm Hornet's dinner, I guess.

 

[Spukc]

Butt stuff

 

[Aion002]

I am dead.

 

[Disciple of MSSP]

I am playing RDR2 and I ain't gonna go on a date with Arthur, I am not gay papi

My date is with Sekiro. Probably pretty depressing. He'd stay quiet besides talking about the shinobi code. But maybe I'll get lucky and he'll use his prosthetic on me

 

[Mayar]

I'm currently playing Kirby Forgotten Land.

 

[Trilobit]

I am playing RDR2 and I ain't gonna go on a date with Arthur, I am not gay papi

Being attracted by guys is not gay as long as it's either Arthur or Henry Cavill.

 

[Critical Hit]

I am playing RDR2 and I ain't gonna go on a date with Arthur, I am not gay papi

There is a side quest where Arthur went on such a date..

 

[thatJohann]

Being attracted by guys is not gay as long as it's either Arthur or Henry Cavill.

Yeah even straight guys are attracted to Henry Cavill.

 

[darth.shrimp]

... I'm screwed, right?

 

[hououinkyouma00]

Atsu
Sometimes in game she's cute and then she makes that goddamn face again.

I'd rather have Oyuki. Atsu would probably look like a sourpuss the entire time and cook me some shitty salmon.

 

[Von Hugh]

I am not gay papi

This is news to me

 

[Nankatsu]

Think I'll do just fine.

 

[Fermbiz]

This bitch came to our dinner date in her suit. She didn't bother to take out off.

 

[Bernardougf]

You're forced to go on a date with the main character you're currently playing as. Paint the picture: the setting, the vibe, and whether you leave thinking "I'd do this again" or "never speak of this."

I'd be forced to go on a date with Henry from Firewatch.

The setting is obviously the forest. We'd spend most of the day on a long hike through the trails, watching the light slowly change as the sun starts to dip. Along the way we'd probably scold a couple of kids for breaking the rules with an illegal campfire, pick up some trash, and fully lean into our "responsible lookout" energy.

The real heart of the date would be the conversations. Long, quiet stretches mixed with deep talks about the past. I'd hear more about Henry's wife, how that loss still sits with him, and what he's trying to run toward or away from out there.

We'd watch the sunset with a couple of beers, then head back to the watchtower, open a bottle of wine, and sit together in comfortable silence as the forest settles down for the night. Bittersweet, peaceful, and emotionally heavy.

Definitely a "do this again," the kind of emotional that lingers in a good way.

Here's some pictures of the setting and the vibes and of Henry.

Alright, your turn. Who are you going on a date with, and how does it go?

Im playing stellar blade.. so Ill be fine ! LoL

 

[MayauMiao]

I'm currently playing Resident Evil 7 so...

 

[winjer]

A robot that contemplates if it's a human...

 

[MudoSkills]

I'm currently playing Blue Prince, where the protagonist is a 12 year old boy...

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

I'd go trekking to a cold place with Madeline and shopping in a busy street with Nikki. Nothing naughty just simping.

 

[Banjo64]

Currently playing Stronghold Crusader DE so….. going on a date with a Lord from the Crusades…. Seems a bit gay but I'm down.

 

[Gonzito]

This is news to me

Sorry that I cant join your club man

 

[existensmaximum]

Sarah Connor! I'd be happy to, she's cool.

Fun fact: I used to have a girlfriend named Sara, who added Connor as a middle name since she's a huge fan of Terminator. What a coincidence.

 

[moniker]

Henry from Kingdom Come. We'd probably get shitfaced and pass out in a ditch somewhere.

 

[PlayStaytion]

You're forced to go on a date with the main character you're currently playing as. Paint the picture: the setting, the vibe, and whether you leave thinking "I'd do this again" or "never speak of this."

I'd be forced to go on a date with Henry from Firewatch.

The setting is obviously the forest. We'd spend most of the day on a long hike through the trails, watching the light slowly change as the sun starts to dip. Along the way we'd probably scold a couple of kids for breaking the rules with an illegal campfire, pick up some trash, and fully lean into our "responsible lookout" energy.

The real heart of the date would be the conversations. Long, quiet stretches mixed with deep talks about the past. I'd hear more about Henry's wife, how that loss still sits with him, and what he's trying to run toward or away from out there.

We'd watch the sunset with a couple of beers, then head back to the watchtower, open a bottle of wine, and sit together in comfortable silence as the forest settles down for the night. Bittersweet, peaceful, and emotionally heavy.

Definitely a "do this again," the kind of emotional that lingers in a good way.

Here's some pictures of the setting and the vibes and of Henry.

Alright, your turn. Who are you going on a date with, and how does it go?

Haven't seen 10s by the way, all of them are average at best and found their own way to cover their weaknesses and made it their guilty pleasure. Let's be real here, a few lines won't make a female a woman, however, the best lines that I've ever heard won't translate to dating her rather than complementing and respecting her just like in real life.

 

[nikolino840]

in jail

 

[DAHGAMING]

You fucking tell me

Your arsehole is going to be wider than the Darford tunnel bruv, F.

 

[DAHGAMING]

Bad news for me.

 

[vodka-bull]

it's alright. Big nose but that's french.

 

[Varteras]

Your arsehole is going to be wider than the Darford tunnel bruv, F.

The Emperor protects... I hope

 

[Sticks]

 

[CentralScrutinizer]

Estelle from Trails in the Sky.

I mean, I'm going straight to jail going on a date with her considering she's 16.

 

[Critical Hit]

Nothing naughty

Madeline is a trans woman..

 

[xandaca]

Currently playing through Metroid, I'll tell Samus my name is Adam and she'll do everything I say (even if she probably won't stop blathering on about THE BABY).

 

[IAmRei]

I am in luck, i got lot of them inbound : ))
Playing crymachina these days

But their body is half machine, it will be much clank clank noisy duh

 

[ToadMan]

Atsu from Yotei.

Not bad outcome....

But I have a feeling she'd want a threesome with her horse.

 

[Madflavor]

Well I picked a good time to play this shit again:

We smoke copious amounts of weed, talk about nonsense for a couple of hours, watch Evil Dead 2 (probably), and then I turn her straight.

 

[nkarafo]

..... Now what?

 

[RoboFu]

She didn't speak the whole night, but she brought these little floating jelly like sucky things that were really fun.

 

[mèx]

It's so over.

 

[EerieArcade]

Playing the old Tomb Raider games so I am spending time with Lara.

She takes me by the hand and guides me into Croft Manor. The butler looks at me with a smirk on his face. Yeah buddy, we know who's getting lucky tonight don't we. She tells me to close my eyes as she takes me into a room. "Bit chilly in here, isn't it?" I say, as a hear a massive thud. I open my eyes and I'm inside a giant freezer. "Bitch!" Dead.

 

[Power Pro]

I haven't beaten the game yet, but I have a feeling it wouldn't go great...can I just go on a date with the actress instead?

 

[jshackles]

Been playing Age of Imprisonment, could be worse

First thing I do is tell her she looks fucking ridiculous with those teardrops painted on under her eyes

 

[RCX]

Hacker main character from System Shock Remake.

I've only ever seen his legs. What if he has no torso?