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Sand Dan Glokta said:
Story time: I live in a Highrise 24th floor. A woman got into the elevator with me and gave a me a mascot doll from a local coffee chain. I told her I didn't want it but she thrust it in my hand and got off on her floor. Now I'm thinking there are a few possibilities, work with me here:

1) The doll is jinxed/hexed to get me infatuated with her with magic or summat.
2) She thinks I have kids laying about to give it to.
3) She thinks I'm retarded and I need a support doll.
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We will need to see a photo of the doll in question to determine if it's hexed or jinxed.
 
Sand Dan Glokta said:
Story time: I live in a Highrise 24th floor. A woman got into the elevator with me and gave a me a mascot doll from a local coffee chain. I told her I didn't want it but she thrust it in my hand and got off on her floor. Now I'm thinking there are a few possibilities, work with me here:

1) The doll is jinxed/hexed to get me infatuated with her with magic or summat.
2) She thinks I have kids laying about to give it to.
3) She thinks I'm retarded and I need a support doll.
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Was she hot?
 
jshackles said:
We will need to see a photo of the doll in question to determine if it's hexed or jinxed.
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt said:
Was she hot?
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Easy there tiger.
 
Sand Dan Glokta said:
Story time: I live in a Highrise 24th floor. A woman got into the elevator with me and gave a me a mascot doll from a local coffee chain. I told her I didn't want it but she thrust it in my hand and got off on her floor. Now I'm thinking there are a few possibilities, work with me here:

1) The doll is jinxed/hexed to get me infatuated with her with magic or summat.
2) She thinks I have kids laying about to give it to.
3) She thinks I'm retarded and I need a support doll.
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If she was forcefully pushing the doll in to your hand/hands, why didn't you throw the doll at the back of her head, as she exited the elevator?

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Sand Dan Glokta said:
Story time: I live in a Highrise 24th floor. A woman got into the elevator with me and gave a me a mascot doll from a local coffee chain. I told her I didn't want it but she thrust it in my hand and got off on her floor. Now I'm thinking there are a few possibilities, work with me here:

1) The doll is jinxed/hexed to get me infatuated with her with magic or summat.
2) She thinks I have kids laying about to give it to.
3) She thinks I'm retarded and I need a support doll.
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4) The doll hijacks free will and compels the holder to pass it on. She didn't choose you, the doll did.
 
Got a date with a nurse tonight. Not entirely sure on this one.

I'm trying to work a date with this architect but I think she's probably out of my league.

Dating sucks.
 
AJUMP23 said:
My buddy cut his foot with a chainsaw yesterday and getting surgery to help it today. He sent me some pics. Gnarly looking.
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I've seen quite a few tree surgery related injuries over the years, both in person and photos. Many involving top handle chainsaws (one handed). My main tutor at college who taught me Forestry and Arboriculture, nearly dismembered himself with a top handle chainsaw.

The teeth of the chain caught the sleeve of his jacket on the opposite arm and flew up his sleeve and across his throat only millimeters away from his carotid arteries. He needed something like sixty stitches and was back up a tree two weeks later, against the recommendations of the surgeon/doctors. He has the pictures of before and after the incident on the classroom wall to showcase the potentel dangers of the job.

I've been very fortunate to not sustain any serious injuries over the years, but I've had some sobering close calls with rigging and climbing equipment.
 
Maiden Voyage said:
I'm trying to work a date with this architect but I think she's probably out of my league.
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Just invite her over to play Factorio and you're in.
 
jshackles jshackles I've only had about an hour and a half of free time over the last few days, and I spent them playing that TMNT game with my homie. That game is so sick, thanks again. Might be the most thoughtful gift I get this year.
 
Dacvak said:
jshackles jshackles I've only had about an hour and a half of free time over the last few days, and I spent them playing that TMNT game with my homie. That game is so sick, thanks again. Might be the most thoughtful gift I get this year.
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Dude that's awesome! Glad you're enjoying it.
 
Date went well. She text me immediately afterward. Good conversation and she is much cuter IRL than on the photo and she was already attractive. About a year older than me but looks much, much younger.

AJUMP23 said:
Be yourself pay for dinner. Ask them about themselves.


Haven't dated in 20 years.
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I did pay. About $130 after tip. Not bad since the food was good.

nush said:
Dating over the holidays? Does nobody have family?
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I could hang out with my sister or this attractive nurse. 🤷‍♂️

jshackles said:
Don't settle man. You're worth it.
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I agree, which is why I only chase married women. You know, the ones who are worth it too. :P

Jokes aside, this one went well but I need to meet the architect before I pull the trigger on either option.

Sand Dan Glokta said:
I'm assuming the date/relationship thing you had with the doctor ended up going nowhere?
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Correct. I went on one date with one and there wasn't much spark there for me. The second one, she ended up ghosting me after a few days of texting.

Dacvak said:
Just invite her over to play Factorio and you're in.
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I wish I could find that thread where the Gaffer invites some girl over to show her how much gaming has evolved since Super Mario Bros. That should have been me tonight.
 
jshackles said:
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Thread 'Hey, so guyz. I've got this chick coming over tonight and I need some suggestions on which video games I should show her.'

Any help? I need to show her how far video games have come.
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It's this one but it's linked in your thread. :pie_kfwse:
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Thread 'Best game to show a first date?'

I've been using OKCupid a bit lately, and I just got a date with a really cute girl lined up. We've sent several messages back and forth and chatted over the phone once. She plays Candy Crush Saga and Words with Friends on her iPhone, and she said she liked Super Mario World back in the day, so it looks like she´s kind of a gamer.

So on Friday we´re going to a bar in the neighborhood. She said she wants to see the puppy I have in one of my profile pics (I got a puppy like two months ago), so we´re going to come back to my apartment after the bar.

While I have her there, it´s probably...
 
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Maiden Voyage said:
It's this one but it's linked in your thread. :pie_kfwse:
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Thread 'Best game to show a first date?'

I've been using OKCupid a bit lately, and I just got a date with a really cute girl lined up. We've sent several messages back and forth and chatted over the phone once. She plays Candy Crush Saga and Words with Friends on her iPhone, and she said she liked Super Mario World back in the day, so it looks like she´s kind of a gamer.

So on Friday we´re going to a bar in the neighborhood. She said she wants to see the puppy I have in one of my profile pics (I got a puppy like two months ago), so we´re going to come back to my apartment after the bar.

While I have her there, it´s probably...
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OKCupid

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Is it still a thing? My wife and I met on OKCupid 20 years ago. I guess I assumed with all the new-fangled Tinders and whatnot these days that it had fallen by the wayside a long while back.
 
I've got a huge leg of Lamb from M&S for Christmas day defrosting, for tomorrows rubbing session. Rosemary, garlic, olive oil, salt and pepper will be infused.

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Maiden Voyage said:
I wish I could find that thread where the Gaffer invites some girl over to show her how much gaming has evolved since Super Mario Bros. That should have been me tonight.
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Is that a real thing, and (follow-up) did it work?

Cause if so, DAMN, I've been really sandbagging my pickup game.
 
I really enjoy this season of Friday Night.
It's got it all: sex, passion, suspense, complete madness. Love it!

It's a bit like FRIENDS but with old, depressed people and more gifs.
 
Christmas is coming boys.
I want you to know that you're the best. You're like family.

Like the retarded, trashy part of the family living in a trailer with an ugly dog called Rocky.

Love you 😘

PS: not drunk yet
 
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