nush
Gold Member
A Rick and two Dicks, what are you trying to pull here mate?
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FRIDAY NIGHT [OT2] - Official NeoGAF Weekend Kickoff REDUX
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Tomorrow
Member
ok fussy bum. suck on the rick and take the dicks then.
Tomorrow
Member
who dat? a man in a skirt?
nush
Gold Member
Kinky, we're gonna have a lot of fun.
Tomorrow
Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Artoris
Gold Member
Hamsters have bigger balls than mice and rats have the biggest they are huge
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Artoris
Gold Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I would like to humbly live forever minus 3 days.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
notseqi
Gold Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Artoris
Gold Member
[IMG alt="Plies"]https://www.neogaf.com/data/avatars/s/755/755728.jpg?1754255124[/IMG] Plies
It would be good to have you back
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Why it always rain on Monday morning?
Reptilian douchebags controlling the weather wanting to fuck with skaters.
Reptilian douchebags controlling the weather wanting to fuck with skaters.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Peggies
Gold Member
Sexy weekends are the best kind of weekends! I'm glad it's still going well between the two of you.I had a nice sexy weekend with art lady.
Guess that's the luck of the Scottish.
HRK69
Member
Has anyone here checked out the series Power?
Honestly, it's really damn good. Season 1 is solid, but everything after that is prime TV, in my opinion. Although it can get VERY silly
Just wanted to throw a recommendation out there. There are six seasons and I'm almost done.
Plus, there's a spin-off featuring one of my favorite characters, which makes it even better
Honestly, it's really damn good. Season 1 is solid, but everything after that is prime TV, in my opinion. Although it can get VERY silly
Just wanted to throw a recommendation out there. There are six seasons and I'm almost done.
Plus, there's a spin-off featuring one of my favorite characters, which makes it even better
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I ate a lot of expensive sushi and I didn't pay for it. That's a nice weekend in my book.
Peggies
Gold Member
Sounds like a a great weekend indeed.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I didn't have sex this time though, so I'm gonna give it an 8/10.
But then again, I did find a piece of candy..... 9/10 final answer.
Peggies
Gold Member
Sex is a big bonus true but candy is also cool. Was it sticky?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Why yes, it was extremely sticky, but not in the fun way. It was sticky in the delicious way. But if it was fun in the delicious AND fun way, someone might need to see a doctor
Peggies
Gold Member
Are we still talking about candy?Why yes, it was extremely sticky, but not in the fun way. It was sticky in the delicious way. But if it was fun in the delicious AND fun way, someone might need to see a doctor
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Are we still talking about candy?
Well, it is edible... according to my customer satisfaction surveys...
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I watched my extended bluray cut of the LOTR trilogy.
Forgot it was about 12 hours long Jesus Christ
I also had a craving for pickled beets.
The goal was to make my teeth purple but it didn't happen.
Topher
Identifies as young
I watched my extended bluray cut of the LOTR trilogy.
Forgot it was about 12 hours long Jesus Christ
I also had a craving for pickled beets.
The goal was to make my teeth purple but it didn't happen.
Try using red wine as a mouthwash
Peggies
Gold Member
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Now if I mixed the beets with some ice cream then I woulda been worried about that 
Peggies
Gold Member
Imagine, little baby John Marstons and little Peggies monkeys.Now if I mixed the beets with some ice cream then I woulda been worried about that
It would be our personal army of chaos dwarves, wreaking havoc and spreading chaos.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
But your shit turned redI watched my extended bluray cut of the LOTR trilogy.
Forgot it was about 12 hours long Jesus Christ
I also had a craving for pickled beets.
The goal was to make my teeth purple but it didn't happen.
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
I don't think I'm a very entitled person but one thing I'm very entitled with is waiting in lines. I refuse to do it. I have a 15 minute limit. Including waiting on hold on the phone, waiting in lines in stores, whatever. If it takes over 15 minutes I'm out. And if me leaving said lines inconveniences someone else, so be it. Life is too short, people were not meant to waste their day waiting around and standing around.
Had a package I needed to mail ASAP. Walked into my local post office and there were about 20 people in line with one person manning the register. Immediately left. On the way home, passed another post office that only had 2 people in line. Btw the post office is far and away the worst in-store experience these days for me. I was telling a friend before I left that every time I go to a post office there is someone at the register trying to haggle or asking a million questions about something with no regard for the line behind them. Naturally, when I go into that other post office, as I walk in the guy at the register was ranting to the clerk about how a package was marked as attempted delivery on Saturday and he was like I was waiting on my porch all day, there was no attempted delivery. You lied! And the woman at the register was like I don't know what to tell you sir I just work here, it's out for delivery today so you'll get it today. And he was like I want the name of the person who lied and marked it as attempted delivery. He wasn't there to be a customer, he was just there to rant. Every single fucking time I go into the post office, same thing happens.
Anyway, after he left, I was next person up. No line waiting. Win!
Had a package I needed to mail ASAP. Walked into my local post office and there were about 20 people in line with one person manning the register. Immediately left. On the way home, passed another post office that only had 2 people in line. Btw the post office is far and away the worst in-store experience these days for me. I was telling a friend before I left that every time I go to a post office there is someone at the register trying to haggle or asking a million questions about something with no regard for the line behind them. Naturally, when I go into that other post office, as I walk in the guy at the register was ranting to the clerk about how a package was marked as attempted delivery on Saturday and he was like I was waiting on my porch all day, there was no attempted delivery. You lied! And the woman at the register was like I don't know what to tell you sir I just work here, it's out for delivery today so you'll get it today. And he was like I want the name of the person who lied and marked it as attempted delivery. He wasn't there to be a customer, he was just there to rant. Every single fucking time I go into the post office, same thing happens.
Anyway, after he left, I was next person up. No line waiting. Win!
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Peggies
Gold Member
That's fucking capitalism. Staff costs money. Don't hire staff, let them work more and the customers wait.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Last October I finally started the process of settling my mother's assets with a notary after she died in 2020. Closing her bank account, validating her will, collecting her insurance etc...
Oh boy is this shit taking forever.
Bureaucracy at its finest.
I have to sign an authorization in person at the notary's but she says she's very busy this time of the year and I haven't heard from her in 2 weeks.
I just sent her an email to put a bit of pressure while remaining polite & professional.
Back in 2012 I was executor for the will of my mom's neighbor and it barely took 2 months to resolve the whole thing.
I hate notaries; they're loser nerds who failed at becoming lawyers
Oh boy is this shit taking forever.
Bureaucracy at its finest.
I have to sign an authorization in person at the notary's but she says she's very busy this time of the year and I haven't heard from her in 2 weeks.
I just sent her an email to put a bit of pressure while remaining polite & professional.
Back in 2012 I was executor for the will of my mom's neighbor and it barely took 2 months to resolve the whole thing.
I hate notaries; they're loser nerds who failed at becoming lawyers
Peggies
Gold Member
Can absolutely confirm. My mum has been having the exact same problems with my dad's will. Fuck notaries.I hate notaries; they're loser nerds who failed at becoming lawyers
Also: pharmacists are loser nerds who failed at becoming doctors. I hate pharmacists. Fuck them too.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Last October I finally started the process of settling my mother's assets with a notary after she died in 2020. Closing her bank account, validating her will, collecting her insurance etc...
Oh boy is this shit taking forever.
Bureaucracy at its finest.
I have to sign an authorization in person at the notary's but she says she's very busy this time of the year and I haven't heard from her in 2 weeks.
I just sent her an email to put a bit of pressure while remaining polite & professional.
Back in 2012 I was executor for the will of my mom's neighbor and it barely took 2 months to resolve the whole thing.
I hate notaries; they're loser nerds who failed at becoming lawyers
Have you considered
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
I was in a break. Waiting for our Grand Canyon imax movie.HEY!
Go back on vacation you!
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
