December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy
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British Monsoon
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Oh dear, that was painful :lol
They kicked off with DJ Hyde vs Danshoku Dino, which was pretty horrible, but the crowd popped for all Dino's moves (Testicular Claw, Cock Bottom, etc) and as he tried to throw himself all over audience members and the ringside crew. DJ Hyde is just awful, immediate silence from the crowd any time he was in control of the match, but thankfully it ended pretty quickly after Dino caught Hyde unaware with a kiss followed by the Dino Driver for the win. Dino then dry-humped the unconscious Deej.
Up next is Devon Moore & Kamui vs Philly's Most Wanted. The crowd is pretty much DEAD, wake up fuckers!
They kicked off with DJ Hyde vs Danshoku Dino, which was pretty horrible, but the crowd popped for all Dino's moves (Testicular Claw, Cock Bottom, etc) and as he tried to throw himself all over audience members and the ringside crew. DJ Hyde is just awful, immediate silence from the crowd any time he was in control of the match, but thankfully it ended pretty quickly after Dino caught Hyde unaware with a kiss followed by the Dino Driver for the win. Dino then dry-humped the unconscious Deej.
Up next is Devon Moore & Kamui vs Philly's Most Wanted. The crowd is pretty much DEAD, wake up fuckers!
WWE make-up department can do a lot.
Yeah, I know what he looked like in TNA.
HarryDemeanor
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I wonder if he knows about this and that they put that on there. Sucks for Shawn.Also, that vegan nerd Daniel Bryan has been nominated for PETA2's "Most Animal-Friendly Athlete" award;
You can vote for him here; http://features.peta2.com/libby-awards-2011/
Watch that clip with the transcribe audio thing on. It can not handle what he says.
British Monsoon
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Well that was underwhelming - KAMUI looked good, hit a nice tribute to Sabu by doing the chair-assisted moonsault (without botching like Sabu would) and a falcon arrow on a chair, but fell victim to the King Swing from Joker & BLK Jeez. Overall it was a short and below average tag. 0/2 so far, and I feel that the Japanese wrestlers out-performing their CZW counterparts is going to be a recurring theme tonight.
Up next, BJW ref Mika Lee is out and we're about to kick off the CZW Jr. Heavyweight Title match as Sami Callihan defends against Yoshihito Sasaki, which should be pretty damn good (even if the win is foreshadowed by the fact that Sami's defending the belt again on the CZW main show later). Some dumb bitch is chanting "Sami's gonna kill you". Apparently she is unaware of Sasaki's lariat of death.
Up next, BJW ref Mika Lee is out and we're about to kick off the CZW Jr. Heavyweight Title match as Sami Callihan defends against Yoshihito Sasaki, which should be pretty damn good (even if the win is foreshadowed by the fact that Sami's defending the belt again on the CZW main show later). Some dumb bitch is chanting "Sami's gonna kill you". Apparently she is unaware of Sasaki's lariat of death.
The Frankman
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Where is that Steiner "badasses" mc hammer rap on youtube?
spindashing
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The Frankman
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You suck dm. And you clearly lie like shit, the chara was beat on for 5 minutes and took 4 Shell Shocks. All the while spindashing was outside doing illegal shit. My chara's abs were done.
This needs to be the new thread title.
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
Oh man, I just noticed at the end of that Bully Ray/Steiner segment, Bully Ray trips on a weight on the floor and nearly falls on his ass. :lol :lol
Super agree.
Super agree.
Are you CoffeeCrisp87?
Big Poppa Pump is the greatest tag team of all time.
I've heard stories that in the early 90s, WCW really wanted to make Steiner the NWA champion. However, Rick Steiner was able to guilt Scott into staying as a tag team.
Mr. Enigma
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I remember right before the Steiners bolted to the WWF, they had Scott Steiner turn heel and destroy Ricky Steamboat for the TV Title in November 1992. Then just like that he was gone.
ohhh shit shots fired
Wendel Clark
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question: how many of you guys think Steiner's rambling is real?
also, found this: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/53088-why-scott-steiner-is-a-disgrace-to-professional-wrestling
"no wrestling skill whatsoever" lol..
also, found this: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/53088-why-scott-steiner-is-a-disgrace-to-professional-wrestling
"no wrestling skill whatsoever" lol..
boo this article!
However this kinda got me thinking about how Steiner's mind isn't really...in tip top shape.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQXtNZMwfQM&feature=related&t=5m21s
Wendel Clark
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a smark wrote it. muscular = bad wrestler~~~~
Steiner was the best athlete in wrestling history and was a real shooter, but no wrestling skills!
bingo
Scott Steiner is future champion. One of my favorites, especially downloaded CAW's.
Frankman you best watch out, A genetic freak is after your gold.
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
Professor Beef
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Scott Steiner will always have my sympy.
HES GOT A POGO STICK!
CZW fans are always a dead crowd. It's like the most pessimistic wrestling fan at his worst but he still always attends shows because he can't break the habit.
Did I miss this, Impact Wrestling is beating Conan now? lol
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/20...s-always-sunny-the-league-beavis-more/112525/
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/20...s-always-sunny-the-league-beavis-more/112525/
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Program Net Time Viewers (000) 18-49 Rating
IMPACT WRESTLING SPIKE 9:00 PM 1443 0.5
CONAN TBSC 11:00 PM 969 0.5That's the star power of Jeff hardy and Scott Steiner
Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
It's not a foreign object because it was made in the United States.
British Monsoon
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Yeah, there were a number of matches on the card that would have come across a lot better had the crowd been worth a damn. They only woke up for Callihan & Sasaki beating the shit out of each other, Togo's trademark moves in the 3-way and anytime anyone went through some glass in the main event.
B_Rik_Schitthaus
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After trying to watch Conan a day to two ago a solution to his ratings problem is obvious, he should stop telling terrible jokes with piss poor delivery.
HarryDemeanor
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Maybe they can start an angle on the Tonight Show and have Jay team with Hardy at Genesis against Jarrett.
Ouch. Yeah, that's really gotta sting. (Pun intended?)
Arrowgigantic
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He tells jokes and funny stories. It's your average standup comedy show, but some of the material is stories from his career.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Are you talking about Impact or Conan?
In case someone wants to know what it's like to try to connect to community creations in wwe '12
http://youtu.be/jQjZjLKUsUE
Lol
http://youtu.be/jQjZjLKUsUE
Lol
El Pescado
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PETA changed the picture of Daniel Bryan on their voting page. Everyone else's photos are from PETA ads. Bryan's is just a random picture of him now.
Mr. Enigma
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Harry Smith changed his Twitter handle to "@Brakuss".
:lol
:lol
If your talking about AI. You can in the main menu fix it by making them reduce the reversal rates etc. Which I find helps.
The last few times I've tried to watch, it felt like watching a rerun. It's always the same thing, it seems.
Kitchener?
Yeah, I heard it's fucking AWFUL though.
He either just tells stories straight from his books or tells really, really bad jokes/stories.
canadian crowe
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I just made a pretty good likeness of Chris Hero in WWE 12. I pretty much copied a guy called West Coast Caw's video on YouTube (from 2011 though).
The best part is that the announcers call him by name. I'm glad they added the first and last name option this year.
The best part is that the announcers call him by name. I'm glad they added the first and last name option this year.
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