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Let's innish this! Your road to 19-0 ends here! You'll only be 18-1... but the Bears kind, not the shitty Pats kind.

Quote of the Week:
This week's quote is actually 1000 words long!

Three things we learned in week 13:

The year of the backup continues...

...but that's not good news for everyone.

The new bosses suspiciously look a lot like the old bosses...

Choke of the Week

With an insurmountable three point lead in hand, the Bears do the unthinkable: they surrender a touchdown to Palko.


Pick'em Leaders

GAF Pick'em 1 (Confidence)
1 Newton's Law 1136 128-64
2 Fat Freeman's Girdle 1135 136-56
3 Indy Selects from Stanford... 1121 128-64

Someone finally overtakes Freeman's Girdle! This shall not stand!


GAF Pick'em 2 (No Confidence)
1 Freeman is fat 136 136-56
2 Fox318 133 133-59
3 ViperVisor 133 133-59

Freeman is indeed fat, Mr Prognosticator.

Over 20 people left in survival II. Boring.


Week 14 Schedule:

Thu
CLE @ PIT

Sun
TB @ JAC
HOU @ CIN
MIN @ DET
NE @ WAS
KC @ NYJ
ATL @ CAR
PHI @ MIA
NO @ TEN
IND @ BAL
CHI @ DEN
SF @ ARI
BUF @ SD
OAK @ GB
NYG @ DAL

Monday
STL @ SEA

Thanks for making Garfield relevant ESPN. I also hate Mondays!

*Dragon slaying pending Run DMC's return. The "D" is for "Dragon Slayer"!

** Sorry for dragon title... too much Skyrim. ​

*** Originally made this thread for lower res monitors, but then it closed on me and I had to redo it. Therefore, fuck you plebs: I indented it just to fuck with you! Suck it beyond the grave, Buckethead!

 

[yankeehater]

Needs more Tebow.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Need moar gifs

GO 9ers

 

[Rorschach]

Needs more Tebow.

I knew that would happen. That's why he's in there!

 

[Fox318]

Go Jets!!

 

[bionic77]

Needs more Tebow.

But how much more? Is it possible to overdose on Tebow?

 

[cool_dude_2049]

Fucking Cowboys. Next thing I know is that they'll fall to the Giants along with their playoff hopes.

 

[yankeehater]

But how much more? Is it possible to overdose on Tebow?

If he keeps winning the NFL will make sure we all overdose on him. On Saturday the NFLN had 2 shows dedicated to him, I cant even imagine what they will do now that he played so well on Sunday.

 

[filler]

FUCK THE PACKERS

 

[Rorschach]

FUCK THE PACKERS

I'm going to have to agree with you here.

 

[Doomsayer]

122-70 had my first under .500 week in pickems.

Thu
CLE @ PIT

Sun
TB @ JAC
HOU @ CIN
MIN @ DET
NE @ WAS
KC @ NYJ
ATL @ CAR
PHI @ MIA
NO @ TEN
IND @ BAL
CHI @ DEN
SF @ ARI
BUF @ SD
OAK @ GB
NYG @ DAL

Monday
STL @ SEA

Should be a lot of good games this weekend. December football is always good.

Oh and fuck the Tardinals.

 

[darkside31337]

Disturbing lack of Tebow.

Tim Tebow wasn't the backup, I have no idea why you're even insinuating that. Kyle Orton was the handicap to tank the season but Elway truly underestimated the divine powers of the great one.

 

[jakncoke]

Go Steelers
Fuck the Browns.

 

[Chris R]

I thought someone said that NBC was going to flex the Denver game? Just looking at the remaining schedules, there isn't a good game left for the NFL Network, and this week's MNF game is going to be hot garbage (go 'hawks!).

 

[Greg]

TEBOW BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

 

[darkside31337]

I thought someone said that NBC was going to flex the Denver game? Just looking at the remaining schedules, there isn't a good game left for the NFL Network, and this week's MNF game is going to be hot garbage (go 'hawks!).

The NFL and NBC want to switch the Broncos' Dec. 18 game vs. New England at Denver to its Sunday Night Football broadcast at 6:20 p.m. Kickoff currently is scheduled for 2:15 p.m., but NBC wants to show the game in favor of a Baltimore-San Diego matchup that had previously been scheduled that night.

NBC's contract with the NFL gives the partners a "flex" schedule to switch to a more compelling game than the one originally scheduled for prime time.

CBS, which has the game in its afternoon slot, has been fighting the move, as has Patriots owner Robert Kraft.

http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_19481626

I honestly don't get this. Either CBS protected this game or they didn't. And since they had to make this decision months ago there is no way they protected this game unless Tebow told them in advance what was going down.

 

[yankeehater]

Disturbing lack of Tebow.

Tim Tebow wasn't the backup, I have no idea why you're even insinuating that. Kyle Orton was the handicap to tank the season but Elway truly underestimated the divine powers of the great one.

It is crazy to thin but what would Denvers record be if they had just started the better guy day 1, instead of wasting all o those Orton starts.

 

[Ultratech]

Disturbing lack of Tebow.

Kyle Orton was the handicap to tank the season but Elway truly underestimated the divine powers of the great one.

Despite not totally being on the Tebow bandwagon, he is right...

Isn't Elway kinda jelly of Tebow anyhow?

 

[Rorschach]

Disturbing lack of Tebow.

Tim Tebow wasn't the backup, I have no idea why you're even insinuating that. Kyle Orton was the handicap to tank the season but Elway truly underestimated the divine powers of the great one.

I'm not insinuating jack shit. It's right there on the fucking depth chart. What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[meadowrag]

last week hurt. that one hurt bad.
hopefully things can go our way more this sunday

Thu
CLE @ PIT

Sun
TB @ JAC
HOU @ CIN
MIN @ DET
NE @ WAS
KC @ NYJ
ATL @ CAR
PHI @ MIA
NO @ TEN
IND @ BAL
CHI @ DEN
SF @ ARI
BUF @ SD
OAK @ GB
NYG @ DAL

Monday
STL @ SEA

 

[Milchjon]

Another week, another great victory in the making. I really should've made a post template some weeks ago.

-Offense played great! Tom Brady! Gronkowski is a beast!
-Secondary was horrendous! Who's *new guy of the week* anyway?
-Shouldn't have been this close in the end! We'll be one and done in the playoffs!
-Fucking BB, get some help on personnel and D!
-Nice win, but doesn't tell us anything about the abilities of the team...

Let's see how Brady vs. Tebow will work out...

 

[UberTag]

This year's Super Bowl will feature the undefeated Packers vs. Team Jesus. Can't wait for that media blitz.

Can't wait to see the Raiders obliterated on Sunday while Walk DMC does his best JaMarcus Russell impression.

Can my horrible Bills overcome the inept Chargers in San Diego? Given their pitiful road record since Week 1... probably not.

 

[filler]

I'm going to have to agree with you here.

Well I don't see how anyone could possibly disagree.

 

[NihonTiger90]

BRING FORTH THE DRAGON.

Spoiler

After Jared Allen pancakes Stafford into the Ford Field turf. Fuck you, Backus.

 

[Rorschach]

Can't wait to see the Raiders obliterated on Sunday while Walk DMC does his best JaMarcus Russell impression.

You're incredibly bad at this...

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Ravens/Colts!!!!! Who else is excited? It seems like its been a long time since we beat them. Now's our chance!

ELITE Facial Hair Power!!!

 

[bob_arctor]

Tomlinson playing Sunday, Leonhard on punt returns, maybe Devito plays too. Oh, and McKnight MRI negative.

Let's keep it going, Jets-Age. 8-5 and a good chance other teams lose Sunday.

 

[NihonTiger90]

Need moar gifs

AldonSmithRunningToTheBenchAfterSack[IMG][/QUOTE]

How did I miss that? Hilarious.

PICKS:

Thu
CLE @ [B]PIT[/B]

Sun
[B]TB[/B] @ JAC
[B]HOU[/B] @ CIN
[B]MIN[/B] @ DET
[B]NE [/B]@ WAS
KC @ [B]NYJ[/B]
[B]ATL[/B] @ CAR
PHI @ [B]MIA[/B]
[B]NO[/B] @ TEN
IND @ [B]BAL[/B]
CHI @ [B]DEN[/B]
[B]SF[/B] @ ARI
[B]BUF[/B] @ SD
OAK @ [B]GB[/B]
NYG @ [B]DAL[/B]

Monday
STL @ [B]SEA[/B]

 

[Levyne]

Week 14 Schedule:

Thu
CLE @ PIT

Sun
TB @ JAC
HOU @ CIN
MIN @ DET
NE @ WAS
KC @ NYJ
ATL @ CAR
PHI @ MIA
NO @ TEN
IND @ BAL
CHI @ DEN
SF @ ARI
BUF @ SD
OAK @ GB
NYG @ DAL

Monday
STL @ SEA

Fucking Hanie

 

[Nightz]

Go Packers go!

 

[Bowser]

Rors'

Spoiler

not so

triumphant return to NFL-GAF OTs!

Holy shit, I'm in first place in the confidence league?

awwyeah.jpg

Thursday - December 8th, 2011
CLE @ PIT

Sunday - December 11th, 2011
TB @ JAC
HOU @ CIN
MIN @ DET
NE @ WAS
KC @ NYJ
ATL @ CAR
PHI @ MIA
NO @ TEN
IND @ BAL
CHI @ DEN
SF @ ARI
BUF @ SD
OAK @ GB
NYG @ DAL

Monday - December 12th, 2011
STL @ SEA

Cumulative Total:
128-64 straight up, 112-80 ATS

 

[UberTag]

You're incredibly bad at this...

Who would you prefer I compare the invisible Run DMC to then? Feel free to suggest names of other players who won't be playing for the rest of the year. (And possibly next.)

 

[Mrbob]

The only way for the Bears to repent from last weeks performance is to slay Tebow.

Fucking Hanie

Hanie/Barber combo is so sexy it just rolls off your tongue.

 

[Rorschach]

Who would you prefer I compare the invisible Run DMC to then? Feel free to suggest names of other players who won't be playing for the rest of the year. (And possibly next.)

Is that what you were going for? I had no fucking clue because that's a gigantic reach. You could have just gone for Bo, then. It's right fucking there.

Rors'

Spoiler

not so

triumphant return to NFL-GAF OTs!

Not my fault you guys don't know where the "post new thread" button is!

 

[Bowser]

The only way for the Bears to repent from last weeks performance is to slay Tebow.



Hanie/Barber combo is so sexy it just rolls off your tongue.

:jnc @ reason for edit

Not my fault you guys don't know where the "post new thread" button is!

Too bad I don't know shit about Photoshop so I can't do the nice graphics

 

[Chris R]

The NFL and NBC want to switch the Broncos' Dec. 18 game vs. New England at Denver to its Sunday Night Football broadcast at 6:20 p.m. Kickoff currently is scheduled for 2:15 p.m., but NBC wants to show the game in favor of a Baltimore-San Diego matchup that had previously been scheduled that night.

NBC's contract with the NFL gives the partners a "flex" schedule to switch to a more compelling game than the one originally scheduled for prime time.

CBS, which has the game in its afternoon slot, has been fighting the move, as has Patriots owner Robert Kraft.

http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_19481626

I honestly don't get this. Either CBS protected this game or they didn't. And since they had to make this decision months ago there is no way they protected this game unless Tebow told them in advance what was going down.

Ah ok, I just got the wrong Denver game.

 

[Levyne]

The only way for the Bears to repent from last weeks performance is to slay Tebow.



Hanie/Barber combo is so sexy it just rolls off your tongue.

Barber has been playing well enough, as has the defense usually. But man unable to put up even a fg when we held KC to something like 5 straight 3 and outs in the 2nd half. Hopefully Bell continues to show what he did in limited action last week.

 

[Rorschach]

Too bad I don't know shit about Photoshop so I can't do the nice graphics

You don't have to. Mig doesn't. That one guy a few weeks back did an MS paint version. Some people recycle the old banners. It's no big!

Spoiler

Last week's OT took some effort. Never again!

 

[verbum]

The only way for the Bears to repent from last weeks performance is to slay Tebow.



Hanie/Barber combo is so sexy it just rolls off your tongue.

No Forte, kind of hard to win. Is Hester going to do anything this year as a reciever? 4 catches in 4 weeks.

I would pick Carolina over the Falcons or at least to beat any spread, I think the Falcons had the emotional stuffing knocked out of them last week. I am a homer so I will half heartedly root for the Falcons.

 

[Slo]

Need moar gifs

GO 9ers

That is fantastic.

 

[Kusagari]

Not enough Tebow.

 

[Levyne]

No Forte, kind of hard to win. Is Hester going to do anything this year as a reciever? 4 catches in 4 weeks.

I would pick Carolina over the Falcons or at least to beat any spread, I think the Falcons had the emotional stuffing knocked out of them last week. I am a homer so I will half heartedly root for the Falcons.

In 2+ of those games he was only in for kick returns.

But yeah, I don't think any Bears fan legitimately thinks Hester should really be a WR. The starters should be Bennett and *shudders* Knox, Hester/Williams/Sanzy for 3-4.

Fuck, can you pick a number 2 out of that list? So terrible! And Bennett's is really only good relative to his teammates, no idea how well he'd perform in even an average corps

 

[Fox318]

So will the Forte ever get paid?

 

[Godslay]

Despite not totally being on the Tebow bandwagon, he is right...

Isn't Elway kinda jelly of Tebow anyhow?

The only way Elway can fuck this up is by trading or letting go of Tebow prematurely. As of right now the fans in Denver would be pissed if Tebow didn't get a shot next year at this rate.

Other than that if Tebow fails it's on Tebow. If he succeeds and let's say HYPOTHETICALLY wins a SB sometime in his career, Tebow becomes a legend in Denver, Elway will be looked at as the guy that reversed the McDaniels erosion further adding to his legacy in Denver. Elway's legacy is protected either way, so I don't get the jealousy talk.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Ouch. With the win against the Raiders last week, Dolphins draft slot fell from 5th to 9th. We can kiss even Griffin goodbye.

 

[Fox318]

The only way Elway can fuck this up is by trading or letting go of Tebow prematurely. As of right now the fans in Denver would be pissed if Tebow didn't get a shot next year at this rate.

Other than that if Tebow fails it's on Tebow. If he succeeds and let's say HYPOTHETICALLY wins a SB sometime in his career, Tebow becomes a legend in Denver, Elway will be looked at as the guy that reversed the McDaniels erosion further adding to his legacy in Denver. Elway's legacy is protected either way, so I don't get the jealousy talk.

Tebow traded to the Jags for Gabbert and for what Elway views him as: a 7th round draft pick.

 

[jordan0386]

The only way Elway can fuck this up is by trading or letting go of Tebow prematurely. As of right now the fans in Denver would be pissed if Tebow didn't get a shot next year at this rate.

Other than that if Tebow fails it's on Tebow. If he succeeds and let's say HYPOTHETICALLY wins a SB sometime in his career, Tebow becomes a legend in Denver, Elway will be looked at as the guy that reversed the McDaniels erosion further adding to his legacy in Denver. Elway's legacy is protected either way, so I don't get the jealousy talk.

Nah, Skip Bayless and comments made by John fucked your second point over. Elway will forever be known as the man who didnt believe in Tebow.

 

[MechDX]

TJ motherfuggin Yates bitches!!

Win this week against Bengals, Tacks get blown out by Saintswe win the division! and we signed Jeff Garcia and his wife!!! Texans = Team of destiny!

 

[methodman]

Need moar gifs

GO 9ers

Yes.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Thu
CLE @ PIT

Sun
TB @ JAC
HOU @ CIN
MIN @ DET
NE @ WAS
KC @ NYJ
ATL @ CAR
PHI @ MIA
NO @ TEN
IND @ BAL
CHI @ DEN
SF @ ARI
BUF @ SD
OAK @ GB
NYG @ DAL

Monday
STL @ SEA