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[NihonTiger90]

Tebow is like a more sure Hulk Hogan. I keep having flashbacks to Hogan shaking his head no, and Hulking up. Or like a Power Rangers episode, when they put the Megazord together. It's bizarre. As a Bears fan, I could only shake my head smiling. Truly devine. Next week will be biblical.

Unfortunately, God has shut the door on the Bears season on the other hand.

Tebow is more like John Cena. His five moves of doom are QB draw, option read, scramble, short pass over the middle and wobbly long pass.

 

[Sanjuro]

2 less than Tommy Brady.

Yeah, but their parents all consented. Hoping our Wicked Awesome Savior will rub off on them.

Tebow once circumcised a boy that looked at him funny.

 

[Derrick01]

Is ethical to bet on Denver winning the Super Bowl, or would that be like placing a bet on if God existed or not?

ethical? It's just a bet.

But you'll probably win a shitload of money if they do go all the way. Actually there's no probably about it, we'll be huge underdogs against everyone in the playoffs (and rightly so)

 

[Hunter S.]

The league should make an exception and allow Tebow to have have his true number. 3:16.

 

[jfkgoblue]

Lions game skews that...

good point lol

anyways I was curious and I pulled up that game's recap and "Tim Tebow is the worst starting quarterback in the League"

 

[Wes]

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

Are the Eagles mathematically eliminated from the playoffs?

Who should I be cheering for the Cowboy/Giants game?

 

[h1nch]

The funny thing is, despite the numbers Tebow played fairly well all game but his receivers really let him down. Their ability to actually hold onto the fucking ball in crunch time is what allowed the Broncos to win.

Demaryius Thomas' OT catch comes to mind. In the first quarter he would have let that ball bounce off of his helmet.

 

[red13th]

Also, what is with all the Tebow love in this thread? What about the man who kicked a 59-yard field goal because Tebow couldn't get them any closer? Just saying...

We don't cherish Tebow, the player, we cherish Tebow, the ideal. And the Denver Tebows. So when we thank Tebow we are also referring to Prater. Because he's a Tebow, and he believes in the ideal of Tebow, making him also a Tebow.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Tebow is more like John Cena. His five moves of doom are QB draw, option read, scramble, short pass over the middle and wobbly long pass.

This is an accurate description. There's also battling chants between fans. He IS the John Cena of the NFL.

 

[Godslay]

Real Talk.

How many boy's penises does Tebow touch in preparation for next weeks game?

Bernarnd F. Law. Where was he from?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He should be kicked out of the league.

 

[outlawedprod]

@GFCoyle: Buffalo gets to play Tebow on Christmas Eve. No way the Bills beat him the night before his birthday.

 

[Yaboosh]

He should be kicked out of the league.

Hahaha, for a shoulder tackle on a QB that was just starting to slide?

 

[Kosmo]

Bears post-game radio:

http://player.radio.com/player/RadioPlayer.php?version=1.2.13391&station=391

Guaranteed to be some gems, if we didn't miss them already.

OMG, Obradovich and Buffone giving Tebow the "Pest of the game"

Tune in, the insanity is ramping up.

 

[Elfforkusu]

We don't cherish Tebow, the player, we cherish Tebow, the ideal. And the Denver Tebows. So when we thank Tebow we are also referring to Prater. Because he's a Tebow, and he believes in the ideal of Tebow, making him also a Tebow.

This should be quote of the week. It sums up the Tebow-GAF spirit.

 

[Derrick01]

The funny thing is, despite the numbers Tebow played fairly well all game but his receivers really let him down. Their ability to actually hold onto the fucking ball in crunch time is what allowed the Broncos to win.

Demaryius Thomas' OT catch comes to mind. In the first quarter he would have let that ball bounce off of his helmet.

He did play great in the 4th and OT though. I just caught a glimpse of it on ESPN, it was something like 18-24 190 and a TD.

If his receivers caught like that all game we would have won easily, not to mention if that blocked FG didn't happen.

 

[Sanjuro]

Bernarnd F. Law. Where was he from?

Mexico.

 

[Fox318]

He should be kicked out of the league.

I agree, kick Brady out.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Hahaha, for a shoulder tackle on a QB that was just starting to slide?

Yes.Wait fuck it.Send him to prison.

 

[See You Next Wednesday]

If Tim Teabow ever writes a job resume, he will just put down "Winning" on it.

 

[eznark]

2 less than Tommy Brady.

6 less than Pedoroia

 

[Kosmo]

He should be kicked out of the league.

Fletcher was horizontal before Brady.

 

[darkside31337]

These super lucky runs are more common than one would think. And it'll end just like all those other cases bad-to-mediocre teams falling into a bunch of wins does. Very badly.

Aren't you a Giants fan?

 

[Kosmo]

Buffone on Tebow :"This kid {Tebow} has pulled off these shenanigans in the 4th quarter this year...blah blah blah"

Fan just called in threatening to punch Marion Barber in the mouth

 

[Yaboosh]

Aren't you a Giants fan?

They are pissed off ahead of time because of their inevitable loss tonight.

 

[filler]

If you count the wins over the next four season maybe you'll see 13. Of course, make sure you have your parole officer help you count.

Make sure you put your wife in the barn with a nice bed of hay tonight.

 

[Mrbob]

Matrix, God just spoke to me after the game and told me my destiny is to become a Texans fan the rest of the season. We are now brothers heading into the playoffs. Together, we shall win!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

LOL at that Chicago radio link. Caller is going off on Marion Barber.

 

[Milchjon]

Goddamn, I feel bad for Marion Barber. There was this short awesome moment, where he caught a pass and seemed to break free on the next carry, and I was so happy for him. Boom, fumble. Fuck Tim Tebow.

 

[Infernodash]

6 less than Pedoroia

:jnc

 

[Kosmo]

Who knew that when Charlie Sheen said he was "winning" he was "Tebowing" all along?

 

[Matrix]

Matrix, God just spoke to me after the game and told me my destiny is to become a Texans fan the rest of the season. We are now brothers heading into the playoffs. Together, we shall win!

I need to find that bridge sooner.

 

[WanderingWind]

Goddamn, I feel bad for Marion Barber. There was this short awesome moment, where he caught a pass and seemed to break free on the next carry, and I was so happy for him. Boom, fumble. Fuck Tim Tebow.

All the Pats fans are nervous as hell in here. Don't worry guys, the devil is on Belichick's side. You have a fighting chance next week!

 

[J2 Cool]

I just remembered this classic Charles Barkely soundbyte. Alas he was only to be a false prophet. The true messiah has finally shown his face, and it was good.

 

[yacobod]

OMG, Obradovich and Buffone giving Tebow the "Pest of the game"

Tune in, the insanity is ramping up.

Ed and OB are only fun when the bears lose. It's always insane.

 

[eznark]

He should be kicked out of the league.

I agree. Women like Tammy have no place in football.

 

[seanoff]

Tom Jackson, Trent Dilfer and Chris Berman are just confused on ESPN.

they have no idea.

 

[Kosmo]

LOL at that Chicago radio link. Caller is going off on Marion Barber.

I lived there for 5 years - that pretty much sums up Chicago Bears fan.

 

[Slo]

Tebow must be stopped.

 

[Sanjuro]

All the Pats fans are nervous as hell in here. Don't worry guys, the devil is on Belichick's side. You have a fighting chance next week!

lolwut?

I'm excited.

As a Packers fan I'm scared.

 

[Sysgen]

Watching ESPN after the game. Dilfer: "There's something at work here" Those guys were spooked.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/11/opinion/sunday/bruni-tim-tebows-gospel-of-optimism.html?_r=1

This is unreal.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I can't believe Jim Miller is talking this much trash on Bears Post Game Live. Holy shit, the guy was fucking terrible.

 

[harSon]

The Steelers could have clinched if Tebow didn't win :|?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

All the Pats fans are nervous as hell in here. Don't worry guys, the devil is on Belichick's side. You have a fighting chance next week!

Lord Brady will deliver us a win.

 

[dskillzhtown]

LOL at that Chicago radio link. Caller is going off on Marion Barber.

Bitter tears radio is always good, but damn this is radio gold.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Tom Jackson, Trent Dilfer and Chris Berman are just confused on ESPN.

they have no idea.

The only thing missing was a "TEE-BOW! TEE-BOW! TEE-BOW!" from everybody off camera.

 

[Derrick01]

Tom Jackson, Trent Dilfer and Chris Berman are just confused on ESPN.

they have no idea.

Who does? If the experts can't explain what the hell happens to this team in the 4th then how can any of us? It's like the Jordan effect minus the good play for the entire game. In fact in a way it's even more impressive that they can always win after playing like complete garbage for 90% of it.

 

[Fox318]

This Bears Radio is hilarious.

 

[TylerD]

So, I looked at Tebow stat line when he was 3-16 for 45 yds and a pick. Take a nap and am awakened by my roommate beating on my door saying he did it again! Infreakingcredible.