December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy

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SoulPlaya said:
I like how all the awards could only possibly have one winner.
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I foolishly challenge this statement!

OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN MUPPET RESEMBLANCE:
Winner: Mason Ryan and Kermit

THE PEE-WEE HERMAN BOWTIE AWARD:
Winner: ....okay Otunga is really the only one for this

MOST PREDICTABLE OUTCOME OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Miz/Cena I quit match, NEVER GIVE UP!

GUESS WHO’S BACK? OR: RETURN OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Brian Christopher, shock value was through the roof, the fans were stunned into silence!

DOUBLE VISION MOMENT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Cena and Darren Young, i'm hoping they both appeared in the rumble

T-SHIRT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Sin Cara's botched boner shirt (okay Punk's shirt wins, there should be a worst shirt category with Jomosapiens)

WWE.COM EXCLUSIVE OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Barrett takes the camera and verbally abuses smackdown jobbers

MOST REGRETTABLE RING ATTIRE OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Possibly Kane's new tights, I need more time to collect my thoughts on them.

CRITTER MOMENT OF THE YEAR:
Winner: SPIDERS! PIGEONS!

SUPERSTAR TRANSFORMATION OF THE YEAR:
Winner: Ziggler into Bigger Bourne and back again
 
G-Fex said:
Slammies sucked
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And the "Captain Obvious" Slammy award (exclusive to wwe.com) goes to G-Fex, congratulations my man, you now stand alongside such outstanding award winners as Michael Cole.
I remember when the awards first got brought back and the team of Miz and Morrison actually tried to make the slammy seem like it was worth something for best tag team.
 
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Matthew Gallant said:
Why is JR some sort of sacred cow? He hasn't done anything that other superstars/announcers in the company don't do all the time. Vince and Shane got a ton of fake poop dumped on them.
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->Best play by play man available today
->Make him rap, dance, arm wrestle, get weighed, squirted with BBQ sauce, etc.

HIGH DRAMA
 
Matthew Gallant said:
Why is JR some sort of sacred cow? He hasn't done anything that other superstars/announcers in the company don't do all the time. Vince and Shane got a ton of fake poop dumped on them.
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Ok. If he was an everyday announcer, I would understand. But you don't feel weird that they bring him to Monday for the sole purpose of shitting on him?

Its weird man. That's all I am saying. Its borderline sadistic, and its not very funny.
 
Matthew Gallant said:
Why is JR some sort of sacred cow? He hasn't done anything that other superstars/announcers in the company don't do all the time. Vince and Shane got a ton of fake poop dumped on them.
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At least Vince (and especially Shane) were inserted into actual wrestling matches that drew money. People wanted to see both get beat up (or sometimes, in Shane's case, beat people up).

But NO ONE wants to see JR wrestle. So therefore, if they're not building towards a match, who gives a shit? Answer: no one.
 
Matthew Gallant said:
Why is JR some sort of sacred cow? He hasn't done anything that other superstars/announcers in the company don't do all the time. Vince and Shane got a ton of fake poop dumped on them.
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I think more people would rather see him interview people, do commentary, or not be on TV at all rather than having to be embarrassed every time he's on TV. I see why JR is doing this, but you kinda feel bad for the guy after hearing that the only reason he's on TV is to make him look bad. You can thank McMahon for that.

bean breath said:
FUCK J.R.

AND FUCK MMA

FUCK, I FEEL LIKE JAEKWON.
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You need to calm down sir!
 
Shadowlink said:
I think more people would rather see him interview people, do commentary, or not be on TV at all rather than having to be embarrassed every time he's on TV. I see why JR is doing this, but you kinda feel bad for the guy after hearing that the only reason he's on TV is to make him look bad. You can thank McMahon for that.

You need to calm down sir!
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Please tell me why.
 
Ric Flair in being Ric Flair news....

Ric Flair is at it again. Months after offering a 5-minute phone conversation for $750 and a personalized video message for $1000, The Nature Boy is now offering his up close and personal services.

For $100,000, Flair will: "Accompany any young lady for a night of laughter, socializing, and dancing at the most special occasion of her young life: her high school prom." However, it's noted that, "There will be no interaction outside of the building in which the prom is being held. Prom ticket, limousine transportation, and Mr. Flair's round-trip plane ticket are to be paid for by the parties involved. Mr. Flair will only be providing himself and will bring his own suit. Suitors must also pick Mr. Flair up from the airport and drive him back immediately following the prom."

Flair's website also notes that, "Older women wanting Mr. Flair's services for a high school or college reunion will be allowed to have Mr. Flair's services for $100,000, in addition to the plane ticket and limousine transportation. Suitors must also pick Mr. Flair up from the airport and drive him back immediately following the event."
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Liquidsnake said:
My question is why are they doing this to JR. I always thought he was highly over rated, but respected his work. This is so very sad. Its like they want him to quit or something.
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Meltzer was saying recently that the reason for JR dancing could very well be the WWE christmas party. Towards Christmas Vince typically gets someone he likes to humiliate (it used to be Howard Finkel) to do something stupid on TV so they can play it over and over at the christmas party for Vince (and therefore everyone else) to laugh at.
 
AnEternalEnigma said:
Meltzer is reporting that Triple H vs. The Undertaker is happening again at Mania 28.
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So the 4 possible big matches for Wrestlemania could be:

Rock vs Cena
Cm punk vs
Jericho
Undertaker vs Triple H
Mark Henry vs Daniel Bryan

Also, here is the reason why Velver Sky lost the title:

The Wrestling Observer reports that much of Karen Jarrett's demeaning on-air dialogue designating Velvet Sky as a promiscuous woman is based on how certain TNA Wrestling officials legitimately view the Knockouts Division star.
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So apparently, the local police had a computer glitch and Lita's driver's license wasn't suspended after all. She still got tagged for speeding, though.
 
I'm probably late to the party, but if you pause the It Begins promo from this weeks Raw, you can clearly see Jericho!
 
AnEternalEnigma said:
Meltzer is reporting that Triple H vs. The Undertaker is happening again at Mania 28.
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the match only HHH wants to see again.


Right now I would rather see Taker vs Kane or even vs Mark Henry again.

seems like it would be fun. taker is gonna win anyway. Might as well give the taker push to someone who wrestles more then 4 times a year.

Plus HHH vs Undertake was not a very memorable match no matter what WWE says.
 
All this means is that Kane is getting buried. Unless they're going with Henry/Kane at WM for the title.

Actually, Kane/Bryan might be pretty damn good at WM, if Kane wins the title before then.
 
Bootaaay said:
It seems that KENTA has torn a ligament in his knee and is going to be out for 6 freaking months. He injured it during a match with Kensuke Sasaki last month, and aggravated it further in a brutal match with current NOAH champ Go Shiozaki. Man, NOAH just can't catch a break. Both Marufuji & KENTA injured at the same time, attendances dropping off like crazy, lack of any new talent on the cards. Tough times ahead for NOAH without, arguably, their biggest star.

Also, the full card for NJPW's Wrestle Kingdom VI has been announced;

NJPW "NJPW 40TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR ~ WRESTLE KINGDOM VI IN TOKYO DOME", 04.01.2012
Tokyo Dome

1. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Title: Davey Richards & Rocky Romero (c) vs. Prince Devitt & Ryusuke Taguchi
2. AERIAL KINGDOM feat. CMLL SUPER ESTRELLAS: Jushin Thunder Liger, Tiger Mask, KUSHIDA & Mascara Dorada vs. TAKA Michinoku, Taichi, Atlantis & Valiente
3. NEW JAPAN RESPIRATION Kazuchika Okada & YOSHI-HASHI Triumphant Return Match: Kazuchika Okada vs. YOSHI-HASHI
4. BLUE JUSTICE NEVER DIE: Yuji Nagata & Wataru Inoue vs. Masakatsu Funaki & Masayuki Kono
5. TOKYO MONSTER WAR: MVP & Shelton Benjamin vs. Yujiro Takahashi & Masato Tanaka
6. IWGP Tag Team Title: Giant Bernard & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan
7. NJPW vs NOAH BATTLE CONCENTRATION I: Hirooki Goto vs. Takashi Sugiura
8. FIGHTING WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITY: Togi Makabe vs. Yoshihiro Takayama
9. NJPW vs NOAH BATTLE CONCENTRATION II: Shinsuke Nakamura & Toru Yano vs. Go Shiozaki & Naomichi Marufuji
10. GENIUS FACES GENIUS: Tetsuya Naito vs. Keiji Mutoh
11. IWGP Heavyweight Title: Hiroshi Tanahashi (c) vs. Minoru Suzuki

Seriously not a bad looking match on there, the last 5 matches are sure to be awesome.
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I hope they make this available to watch for peeps outside Japan. This looks so good
 
jaekwon15 said:
It could be. I didn't watch Raw live this week. And I watched it in youtube clips. I found that while looking for each part.

I bet you are right. If no one else noticed it is probably fake.
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Yeah, I mean, it would have been all over the place if it were real by now, wouldn't it?
 
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