December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy

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djsandman said:
* Miss Tessmacher and Tara wrestle a long, drawn out match with Madison as the referee. They turn on her, lay her out and do the Tim Tebow pose in the ring.
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Huh? What?
Agent X said:
If they redo Kane's Titantron video (which I'm sure they will soon), then they absolutely must include portions of this segment.
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They should just build him a new video from scratch without any mention of his maskless self. Just build him as a monster heel.
 
Keyser Soze said:
Looks like Kane's bio on WWE.com has been updated with a clearer pic of the new mask.

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The only minor problem I have with it is that I liked the look of the V shaped cut out at the forehead from his previous masks. Harder to hide the wig and/or Jacobs's possibly receding hairline that way, though, I suppose.
 
Haven't paid attention to Smackdown at all but:
1. When and why did they change the IC belt to white?
2. When and why did Cody Rhodes start wearing knee pads?
 
Cruceh said:
Haven't paid attention to Smackdown at all but:
1. When and why did they change the IC belt to white?
2. When and why did Cody Rhodes start wearing knee pads?
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1) A couple months ago. Cody Rhodes did it. It's awesome.
2) Survivor Series. Because he looks more legit with knee pads.
 
MetatronM said:
1) A couple months ago. Cody Rhodes did it. It's awesome.
2) Survivor Series. Because he looks more legit with knee pads.
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That's true I guess. He seemed so skinny and fragile without them. But the white IC belt, though it looks good on him with his white theme, would look awful with everyone else.
 
sonikokaruto said:
omg i soooooo loved this raw
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:lol, no you didn't. C'mon. C'moooooon, think back to everything you saw. No, not just the 4 way match, or the Johnny Ace video, or Kane. Think about the other 2 hours. Ahh? Aahhhhh? Theeeeeere, you go. You remember now, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's ok, I know what happened. Just learn from your mistake. It's ok.
 
Net_Wrecker said:
:lol, no you didn't. C'mon. C'moooooon, think back to everything you saw. No, not just the 4 way match, or the Johnny Ace video, or Kane. Think about the other 2 hours. Ahh? Aahhhhh? Theeeeeere, you go. You remember now, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's ok, I know what happened. Just learn from your mistake. It's ok.
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well, you know how your brain blocks out bad things until the most awesome thing happens?



it's like your first time all over again




i mean, watching raw, cof cof
 
sonikokaruto said:
well, you know how your brain blocks out bad things until the most awesome thing happens?

it's like your first time all over again

i mean, watching raw, cof cof
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Now THAT'S how you market Raw.

"It's like your first time all over again."

Then at least you prepare the audience for 95% awkward and 5% good times.
 
djsandman said:
Impact Taping Spoilers!!!!!

To air on 12/15:

* Bobby Roode and AJ Styles went to a five-minute time limit draw in the opener. Sting came out and gave them five more minutes. Roode works over AJ's injured leg to get the win.

* In the Wild Card Tag Team Tournament, Abyss and Scott Steiner beat Rob Terry and Hernandez.

* Kurt Angle calls out Sting to the ring and demands a rematch against James Storm. Sting says Storm won fair and there is no rematch. Angle threatens to go to Storm's home if he doesn't get his match.

* Zema Ion beat Tony Nese.

* Jesse Neal and Gunner go to a No Contest. Ric Flair was in Gunner's corner. Gunner pushed the referee and after the match, attacked Neal, who had to be stretchered out.

* Jeff Hardy came out and talked about his World Title shot at Genesis. Bully Ray interrupted and reminded Hardy that thye have a match tonight.

* Samoa Joe and Magnus beat Robbie E. and Douglas Williams in the Wild Card Tournament.

* Madison Rayne beat Traci Brooks.

* Brother Devon called out The Pope. Devon's sons came out with Pope. Devon wants to squash the beef but Pope eggs it on. Devon hits Pope with a right hand and tries to leave with his kids. Pope hits Devon with a low blow and leaves with the kids.

* Jeff Hardy beat Bully Ray in the main event. Bobby Roode ran down from commentary and attacked Hardy. They put a table in the ring and put Hardy through it. Sting came down and got in Roode's face but got beatdown by he and Ray. Impact ended with Ray and Roode posing in the ring.

Taped for 12/22:

- TNA taped part of the December 22nd episode of Impact Wrestling on Monday night in Orlando. Thanks to Eric for the following spoilers:

* Special referee Madison Rayne comes out and brings Tara and Miss Tessmacher to the ring. Madison sets up Tara vs. Tessmacher for tonight.

* Miss Tessmacher and Tara wrestle a long, drawn out match with Madison as the referee. They turn on her, lay her out and do the Tim Tebow pose in the ring.

* Eric Young and ODB beat Shannon Moore and Anarquia in the Wild Card Tag Team Tournament. Young and ODB got the win after Moore walked out on his partner.
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horrible, and i knew they would do that shit from the opening match, it is so tna
 
It seems that KENTA has torn a ligament in his knee and is going to be out for 6 freaking months. He injured it during a match with Kensuke Sasaki last month, and aggravated it further in a brutal match with current NOAH champ Go Shiozaki. Man, NOAH just can't catch a break. Both Marufuji & KENTA injured at the same time, attendances dropping off like crazy, lack of any new talent on the cards. Tough times ahead for NOAH without, arguably, their biggest star.

Also, the full card for NJPW's Wrestle Kingdom VI has been announced;

NJPW "NJPW 40TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR ~ WRESTLE KINGDOM VI IN TOKYO DOME", 04.01.2012
Tokyo Dome

1. IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Title: Davey Richards & Rocky Romero (c) vs. Prince Devitt & Ryusuke Taguchi
2. AERIAL KINGDOM feat. CMLL SUPER ESTRELLAS: Jushin Thunder Liger, Tiger Mask, KUSHIDA & Mascara Dorada vs. TAKA Michinoku, Taichi, Atlantis & Valiente
3. NEW JAPAN RESPIRATION Kazuchika Okada & YOSHI-HASHI Triumphant Return Match: Kazuchika Okada vs. YOSHI-HASHI
4. BLUE JUSTICE NEVER DIE: Yuji Nagata & Wataru Inoue vs. Masakatsu Funaki & Masayuki Kono
5. TOKYO MONSTER WAR: MVP & Shelton Benjamin vs. Yujiro Takahashi & Masato Tanaka
6. IWGP Tag Team Title: Giant Bernard & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan
7. NJPW vs NOAH BATTLE CONCENTRATION I: Hirooki Goto vs. Takashi Sugiura
8. FIGHTING WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITY: Togi Makabe vs. Yoshihiro Takayama
9. NJPW vs NOAH BATTLE CONCENTRATION II: Shinsuke Nakamura & Toru Yano vs. Go Shiozaki & Naomichi Marufuji
10. GENIUS FACES GENIUS: Tetsuya Naito vs. Keiji Mutoh
11. IWGP Heavyweight Title: Hiroshi Tanahashi (c) vs. Minoru Suzuki

Seriously not a bad looking match on there, the last 5 matches are sure to be awesome.
 
Bootaaay said:
It seems that KENTA has torn a ligament in his knee and is going to be out for 6 freaking months. He injured it during a match with Kensuke Sasaki last month, and aggravated it further in a brutal match with current NOAH champ Go Shiozaki. Man, NOAH just can't catch a break. Both Marufuji & KENTA injured at the same time, attendances dropping off like crazy, lack of any new talent on the cards. Tough times ahead for NOAH without, arguably, their biggest star.
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So, no Kenta or Ibushi?!

The fuck am I supposed to do now, Bootaaay?!?!?!?!?

Tell me!
 
the funny thing about Cole's shitty reaction is... I know he has it in him!

never forget:

ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!

into the dog poop!

the dog poop!

the dog poop!

into the dog poop!

into the

the

into the dog poop!
 
kane was cool for a few weeks after they took his mask off where he would randomly run around with a black towel on his head killing people. it was cool having a monster that could appear anywhere and start beating up linda mcmahon

then they neutered him. hope they make him like that again
 
Lunchbox said:
kane was cool for a few weeks after they took his mask off where he would randomly run around with a black towel on his head killing people. it was cool having a monster that could appear anywhere and start beating up linda mcmahon

then they neutered him. hope they make him like that again
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Sounds like Taz.
 
His new mask is functionally better than the previous ones. He's got unrestricted breathing and the eye holes are cut in a way that it looks like he retains full peripheral vision.
 
Well that Raw was pretty much dreck for it's entire duration, only Kane could possibly have redeemed the show, his return slapped the biggest grin on my face and I marked out in a way that would make Matt Striker proud.
Oh and that fatal four way was pretty solid as well. Cena still doesn't have a tlc match so maybe Kane kicking the crap out of him for 10 minutes can be added to the card.
 
Nocturnowl said:
Well that Raw was pretty much dreck for it's entire duration, only Kane could possibly have redeemed the show, his return slapped the biggest grin on my face and I marked out in a way that would make Matt Striker proud.
Oh and that fatal four way was pretty solid as well. Cena still doesn't have a tlc match so maybe Kane kicking the crap out of him for 10 minutes can be added to the card.
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You need to update your mask!
 
Nice to see Kane again. Not sure about him jobbing to Cena (eventually).

I love the mask, but the attire has some issues. His muscle mass he had back in 1999-2000 was also so awesome.
 
bean breath said:
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For the record, Punk's Twitter is the best wrestling Twitter there is. How it's Zack Ryder's that gets on all these best lists is beyond me. I unfollowed him a while ago because I was tired of him constantly shilling his shirts and his internet show. I still like him, but I don't want that crap in my feed, you know, bro?
 
The line in the Control video where he says "She holds the mystery of my arrival"--

The only thing the girl is holding in the video is a basketball--

Basketballs don't hold grudges.

I have solved the mystery.
 
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