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[Foreign Jackass]

Without you Solo, Habs-GAF collectively turns right around and allows their hips to be grasped tightly. Heads bouncing off the headboard, the whole 9 yards. It won't be pretty.

I'll lay off the History of Language in America classes tonight, and try to actually give the Habs some good vibrations.

Trivia : If Cunneyworth loses tonight, he'll be the first Habs coach to lose his first three games since the Montreal Forum opening season.

 

[Manics]

TORONTO - Mike Zigomanis is well-known for stick-handling on the ice, but now the ex-Leafs player has grabbed the spotlight for an alleged appearance on a revenge porn website.

Nude photos purporting to be of the 30-year-old Marlies centre recently surfaced on the website, isanyoneup.com. The listing links to Zigomanis’ personal Facebook page.

The website acts as a forum for jilted ex-girlfriends or former lovers to anonymously splash naked pictures of their one-time partners — outing them by full name through a screenshot of their Facebook profile.

“Ziggy assures us that the clothed photos are of him, and were purloined off his Facebook account,” Leafs general manager Brian Burke said in an e-mail to the Toronto Sun. “He also assures us that the nude photos are not of him. He has retained a lawyer to help him put an end to this.”

Burke said he became aware of this issue “some time ago” in October, when the photos first surfaced on the site. He declined to give the name of the lawyer Zigomanis has hired.

There is a photo of a man’s backside taken with a phone camera and then a full frontal picture. Both the nude photos are shot from the shoulder down, so a face is not visible.

That big shlong isn't Zigomanis. :-/

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/12/20/marlies-player-hires-lawyer-over-nude-photo-accusations

 

[Solo]

I can sense your disappointment, Manics, in finding out that you fapped to a random dude's schlong instead of Ziggy's.

 

[Manics]

I can sense your disappointment, Manics, in finding out that you fapped to a random dude's schlong instead of Ziggy's.

Nah, I just think it's crap that people would try to screw over someone like this. Some ex-girlfriend is pissed off so tries to make him look bad. Sad being in the public eye sometimes.

 

[Epic Tales of Penis]

Is Zigomanis Greek or Latvian. How big are their penises, on average Manics?

 

[Manics]

Is Zigomanis Greek or Latvian. How big are their penises, on average Manics?

Never seen Latvian cock so I can't comment, but Greeks are pretty well endowed based on some guys i've seen in showers and stuff.

 

[Solo]

Is Zigomanis Greek or Latvian. How big are their penises, on average Manics?

Obviously not big enough since he has to compensate by making Mrs Manics' vagina swell up in order to fit tightly.

 

[Manics]

Obviously not big enough since he has to compensate by making Mrs Manics' vagina swell up in order to fit tightly.

Uncalled for, mean comments Solo.

Few days before Christmas too. Fuck.

 

[Solo]

Sorry bro, had to get a final 2011 poke in. Merry Xmas.

 

[Epic Tales of Penis]

Never seen Latvian cock so I can't comment, but Greeks are pretty well endowed based on some guys i've seen in showers and stuff.

:lol

 

[Manics]

Sorry bro, had to get a final 2011 poke in. Merry Xmas.

Merry Christmas to you too honey

 

[sazabirules]

Who has the most goals in his 30s in NHL history? Last night at the game they showed the stat that Knuble scored 221 goals, more than Hall of Famers Wayne Gretzky (217), Stan Mikita (217) and Steve Yzerman (197). Who has the most? Sakic?

 

[Manics]

Who has the most goals in his 30s in NHL history? Last night at the game they showed the stat that Knuble scored 221 goals, more than Hall of Famers Wayne Gretzky (217), Stan Mikita (217) and Steve Yzerman (197). Who has the most? Sakic?

I'll take a guess and say Selanne.

Selanne scored 293 between 1999-2000 to 2009-2010 when he was in his 30s.

 

[Spl1nter]

Who has the most goals in his 30s in NHL history? Last night at the game they showed the stat that Knuble scored 221 goals, more than Hall of Famers Wayne Gretzky (217), Stan Mikita (217) and Steve Yzerman (197). Who has the most? Sakic?

sakic or hull?

 

[Stet]

Gordie Howe had just over 300.

 

[Manics]

sakic or hull?

Yeah forgot about Brett Hull, he had 395 apparently in his 30s.

 

[yankeehater]

Uncalled for, mean comments Solo.

Few days before Christmas too. Fuck.

When does the christmas insult freeze go into effect?

 

[Spl1nter]

Yeah forgot about Brett Hull, he had 395 apparently in his 30s.

Including this one

 

[Marvie_3]

When does the christmas insult freeze go into effect?

There isn't one.

Spoiler

stupidhead

 

[DopeyFish]

Kadri recalled! Gentlemen, start your stroking!

 

[Spl1nter]

Kadri recalled! Gentlemen, start your stroking!

Merry Christmas.

Spoiler

The present is -4 in his first game

 

[Kave_Man]

Kadri recalled! Gentlemen, start your stroking!

Oh happy day!

 

[Epic Tales of Penis]

Kadri recalled! Gentlemen, start your stroking!

Where the fuck is Manics with the Kadri gif?

Not impressed.

 

[KernelPanic]

Heh when did Fleury actually do this ?

Reminds of the Carey Price impression last year.

 

[Manics]

Where the fuck is Manics with the Kadri gif?

Not impressed.

I haven't been this excited since listening to Penis tell me how Kypreos spotted him at the gym one time.

 

[SuperSonic1305]

Kadrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Manics]

Kadrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

He's not on the Habs dude.

 

[Solo]

Manics, if I came to Ontario for X-mas, would you share Mrs Manics?

 

[Manics]

'I've been waiting for this a long time'; got call late last night and hopped on 1st flight out of Chicago

My boner went from 9 to 11 after reading this.

Manics, if I came to Ontario for X-mas, would you share Mrs Manics?

No but she'd share me with you. ;-)

 

[Solo]

No but she'd share me with you. ;-)

 

[Epic Tales of Penis]

Always wondered whether Solo would make a good catcher or a pitcher. You could always give him just the mushroom and see how well he accepts that before moving on.

 

[Stet]

Always wondered whether Solo would make a good catcher or a pitcher. You could always give him just the mushroom and see how well he accepts that before moving on.

2 minutes for spearing.

 

[Manics]

Always wondered whether Solo would make a good catcher or a pitcher. You could always give him just the mushroom and see how well he accepts that before moving on.

I'm uncircumcised so you don't see the mushroom, but you knew that already.

 

[Epic Tales of Penis]

2 minutes for spearing.

I prefer "head shot" but to each their own I suppose.

 

[Socreges]

Sorry, guys. Off topic:

Excited to watch the Canucks/Wings game tonight. Don't really care about the Wings losing (they're not going above 4th seed this season), but the Canucks need the two points as ever. Would be nice if we could take back the NW before the New Year. Anyway normally a fun game.

 

[Manics]

Sorry, guys. Off topic:

Excited to watch the Canucks/Wings game tonight. Don't really care about the Wings losing (they're not going above 4th seed this season), but the Canucks need the two points as ever. Would be nice if we could take back the NW before the New Year. Anyway normally a fun game.

Get that shit out of here man.

 

[Simon Belmont]

Sorry, guys. Off topic:

I lolled.

 

[Stet]

Sorry, guys. Off topic:

Excited to watch the Canucks/Wings game tonight. Don't really care about the Wings losing (they're not going above 4th seed this season), but the Canucks need the two points as ever. Would be nice if we could take back the NW before the New Year. Anyway normally a fun game.

Ugh. Start your own thread if you want to talk about hockey.

 

[Epic Tales of Penis]

I actually don't mind hockey talk in here from time to time. Keeps things loose and eases the tension.

 

[Solo]

Sorry guys, my anus is outgoing only.

 

[Wingfan19]

Kadri's only getting recalled so Double B can show off the goods and attempt a fleecing of grand proportions.

 

[Solo]

Kadri for a bag of pucks and a rub and tug?

 

[Wingfan19]

e5 fellas, Kadri to the Bruins for Chara and Thomas.

 

[Manics]

Kadri for a bag of pucks and a rub and tug?

No way we trade Kadri for Eller man.

 

[vatstep]

Looking forward to seeing the Bruins skullfuck the Flyers on 24/7 tonight.

 

[MacAttack]

e5 fellas, Kadri to the Bruins for Chara and Thomas.

Obviously a joke, but some dumb shits on the radio in Boston have suggested trading Thomas. It's times like this you realize how useless sports talk radio is.

 

[Red_Man]

Obviously a joke, but some dumb shits on the radio in Boston have suggested trading Thomas. It's times like this you realize how useless sports talk radio is.

It's not THAT ridiculous. His value is at its highest point now and Rask is your future goaltender anyways, I wouldn't personally do it but I would be surprised if he was traded to a team trying to make a run at the trade deadline for some good picks / prospects.

 

[Sanjuro]

It's not a joke. Almost everyone around here wanted to trade Thomas.

 

[Socreges]

If you're going to trade Thomas, you do it next season after you've just signed Rask and when Thomas is in the last year of his contract.

 

[Manics]

It's not a joke. Almost everyone around here wanted to trade Thomas.

I remember years ago when Thomas was shit. The Leafs scored 10 goals on him in a game and I thought "this guy fucking sucks, he'll never amount to anything"

I was wrong.