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[marrec]

A few pages back AgentWhiskers said that when he finally makes it to E3 he'd let everyone inside of him... O_O

*plane.gif*

Looks like I am going to E3 again.

 

[Count Dookkake]

When I worked as an assistant manager at Jamba Juice I once had to tell an employee he needed to bathe more and wear deodorant. We were getting complaints. My manager wouldn't do it, she was mortified.

Was not worth what they were paying me.

Happened to a friend of mine who worked at a Gamestop in Brooklyn. He refused, so the manager did it. Somehow the lecture was broadcast on intercom.

Sounded brutal.

 

[parrotbeak]

In Japan they said that foreigners smelled bad. It was speculated that it might be due to the excess of meat and dairy. Likewise I heard from foreigners that the Japanese smelled like fish/soybeans. :/ Honestly most people there (foreigner or Japanese) just smelled clean or normal.

In Hawaii a lot of people (myself included) are Japanese by descent, but we always said Japanese nationals smelled bad because they didn't use deodorant. I think this is much less true now, but while growing up in the 80s and 90s it definitely seemed true. Tourists especially would have strong bo.

 

[clearacell]

Living in L.A. and having a diverse range of races around I can tell you for sure that different ethnicities smell different and their homes have a very distinct smell to them...you can actually walk into a home and say "Chinese house" or "Mexican house" after one sniff.

 

[Ashes]

Going off my last ex, white people smell like fruity conditioner and bath & body works.

my ex smelt of a dkny, and to this day, when I get get a whiff of that fragrance, I think of her. When I told her that, she said it was adorable. But in my head I was actually thinking of fragrance's effect on the memory.

It doesn't really make it to books all that much, apart from stuff like the book mentioned above. It's hard to pin down the smell of a book, or sensual, sexy fragrances some perfumes have.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Coffee does smell great. Never was able to acquire a taste for it, but I could be around the smell all day.

 

[Dead Prince]

dunno about the cat, but I love coffee and bacon smells.

http://www.bocajava.com/fresh-roast...ee/Maple-Bacon-Morning-Coffee--Baby-Boca/5519

 

[dtrack]

Hot cocoa smells more awesome than coffee!*


*Possibility of bias due to low-carb diet

 

[Count Dookkake]

OH MAN

Have you ever seen the Japanese Purity Vans or whatever they're called?

They drive around Japan and pipe stuff through the megaphones about how foreigners are ruining the country.

One time when my brother and I were walking through Ikebukuro, I think, they stopped and yelled about how foreign-imported beef was filled with hormones to make Japanese people smell like Americans.

My Japanese is rusty, but I believe he was saying it was making men effeminate and looked right at me since I had long hair at the time. I just had to take a picture.

Huh, so that's what the cars in TOKYO GORE POLICE are referencing.

 

[Alucrid]

Coffee smells amaaaazing.

Hate the taste, love the smell. Luckily tea tastes and smells amazing though.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

http://www.bocajava.com/fresh-roast...ee/Maple-Bacon-Morning-Coffee--Baby-Boca/5519

I'm tempted.

 

[Pau]

I pour a cup of coffee over my head, flagellate my body with some bacon, and then dry off with the cat for good measure. I'm told it provokes a burning, yet yearning, reaction in people.

That sounds like something that'd get more a reaction out of dogs than anything else. Except for the coffee...

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Not talking about the "bale psycho" look. And I put that impression on him because the posts/opinions/stuff he says is well.... cheezmo. not up to his appearance I was expecting. For instance, timedog. It just matches how I envisioned him. Maybe cheez was just going for that misery-blues look.

I took that pic after I got a got a haircut and a shower, 'cause people wanted to see what I looked like with short hair.

It was a choice between this and this:

The people chose for me.

 

[Alrus]

I only seen part of this movie, I really need to get around to watching the rest!

If you like reading, you should definitely read the book this movie is based on. It's great, one of my favorite

 

[Calion]

I need to hurry up and get a haircut and take a new picture because I'm kind of tired of my avatar looking like this guy.

What's wrong with "frosted" hair?

 

[Zomba13]

Coffee does smell great. Never was able to acquire a taste for it, but I could be around the smell all day.

Same. Not a fan of the taste but seriously love the smell.

I took that pic after I got a got a haircut and a shower, 'cause people wanted to see what I looked like with short hair.

It was a choice between this and this:

The people chose for me.

I prefer that one tbh.

 

[Thoraxes]

I suppose I will join in on the fun with a picture of me in a cage that was taken 6 years ago.

 

[Uchip]

I took that pic after I got a got a haircut and a shower, 'cause people wanted to see what I looked like with short hair.

It was a choice between this and this:

The people chose for me.

they chose the creepier, nico bellic style one

 

[leadbelly]

lol

I'll just add actually cus that sounded quite bad: I'm not saying the guy on the right is bad looking, just that he looks more menacing. The guy on the left has a more friendly appearance to him.

Sorry Cheezmo, didn't mean it to sound like that.

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

Coffee does smell great. Never was able to acquire a taste for it, but I could be around the smell all day.

I feel the same about petrol.

 

[Stet]

I feel the same about petrol.

I feel the same about cocaine.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

I feel the same about petrol.

used motor oil is a good smell
kinda earthy.

 

[Zomba13]

I feel the same about petrol.

I've never actually tried petrol. How does it taste?

 

[Alucrid]

I feel the same about petrol.

I miss driving and filling up my gas tank with that smell wafting around. I don't think I've driven in...a year or so. Damn.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I've never actually tried petrol. How does it taste?

A little crude.

 

[Ashes]

A little crude.

perfect!

edit: I get the petrol reference though... especially if you haven't driven in a while, and it mixes up with the joys of long drives I suppose.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

they chose the creepier, nico bellic style one

Because people are bastards.

 

[Uchip]

I've never actually tried petrol. How does it taste?

Tastes Like Pure, Melted Gold

 

[Professor Beef]

OH MAN

Have you ever seen the Japanese Purity Vans or whatever they're called?

They drive around Japan and pipe stuff through the megaphones about how foreigners are ruining the country.

One time when my brother and I were walking through Ikebukuro, I think, they stopped and yelled about how foreign-imported beef was filled with hormones to make Japanese people smell like Americans.

My Japanese is rusty, but I believe he was saying it was making men effeminate and looked right at me since I had long hair at the time. I just had to take a picture.

But...I'M foreign beef!

 

[ClassyPenguin]

A little crude.

but it's refined

 

[dtrack]

If you like reading, you should definitely read the book this movie is based on. It's great, one of my favorite

Duly noted! Will watch the rest of the movie first though

 

[leadbelly]

And actually, I don't exactly have the most friendly appearance either. I look like psychotic murderer at the best of times.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

But...I'M foreign beef!

But you're beef with a PhD.

 

[Takao]

But...I'M foreign beef!

Stay in your digi-vice and you'll be okay.

 

[Dead Prince]

And actually, I don't exactly have the most friendly appearance either. I look like psychotic murderer at the best of times.

when i have long hair i used to look like MJ. short hair i like a rapist. so there's no win win here ;(

 

[MikeTyson]

Inside the mind of CHEEZMO on Larry King live featuring jaw straps and Japanese extremist

Spoiler

 

[Uchip]

but it's refined

surely pun-gaf is out of gas after this one

 

[CountAntonius]

Coffee smells amaaaazing.

I don't drink coffee but I could probably stand in a Starbucks all day just for the smell.

 

[H.Protagonist]

OH MAN

Have you ever seen the Japanese Purity Vans or whatever they're called?

They drive around Japan and pipe stuff through the megaphones about how foreigners are ruining the country.

One time when my brother and I were walking through Ikebukuro, I think, they stopped and yelled about how foreign-imported beef was filled with hormones to make Japanese people smell like Americans.

My Japanese is rusty, but I believe he was saying it was making men effeminate and looked right at me since I had long hair at the time. I just had to take a picture.

Yup. There was one when I taught in Ube that was always outside the train station. I used to wave to them every morning.

Ahhh, that's why we could see the terror in your cats eyes.

Bingo. ^_^

UGH....coffee?

What? C'mon, PB. Coffee smells great and is very stimulating!

dunno about the cat, but I love coffee and bacon smells.

Hence the yearning (bacon-coffee) and burning (allergies) reaction.

That sounds like something that'd get more a reaction out of dogs than anything else. Except for the coffee...

The coffee attracts all the super late-nighters when I leave the office. That hopeful look in their eyes is truly something to behold.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

surely pun-gaf is out of gas after this one

I think I could pump out a few more.

 

[dtrack]

when i have long hair i used to look like MJ. short hair i like a rapist. so there's no win win here ;(

Sure about that?

Do it.

 

[Uchip]

coffee smell is the reason i used to work as a barista

I think I could pump out a few more.

Pretty slick

 

[Alucrid]

when i have long hair i used to look like MJ. short hair i like a rapist. so there's no win win here ;(

I don't even remember what I look like without long hair.

 

[Escape Goat]

I love coming into this thread and trying to figure out how the conversation went from A to F to B to D to C.

 

[Dead Prince]

Sure about that?

Do it.

too much product for me. remembering the day i went to school with a glob of gel on the side of my face LOL

and maybe on day i will get this haircut again. Gonna bring this back.

 

[leadbelly]

when i have long hair i used to look like MJ. short hair i like a rapist. so there's no win win here ;(

No, you look quite unthreatening to me. A good looking lad.

 

[gutshot]

I love coming into this thread and trying to figure out how the conversation went from A to F to B to D to C.

It almost always involves some sort of sexual innuendo.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Haters ITT

 

[.la1n]

Sup subgaf chat...I mean realpic

 

[Professor Beef]

But you're beef with a PhD.

I suppose...

Stay in your digi-vice and you'll be okay.

I never leave. Thankfully there's a shower in here.