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[ClassyPenguin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xpYAs94ppk
Apt

 

[echoshifting]

I prefer the aloof half-smile.

don't worry, i suffer from this condition too

This is awesome. I can think of a couple people I need to send this to.

 

[Atramental]

Man, now I feel like an ass hole. I think I tend to be more polite to people on GAF than in real life, but as soon as I show my face I talk bad about people.

You should of just said.

"Oh my! You're such a doll!"

RealDolls = Creepy

Dolls = Cute

 

[Smiles and Cries]

it was too cold outside I wanted to go buy a copy of MK7 today, so behind in my mad skillz
damn cold where is the SNOW?!

 

[omgkitty]

Sold. Changed it.

Spoiler

Sumo IS super cool

I miss Sumo already.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Glad we can agree that smiling is overrated.

FUCK SMILING!

Preach.

 

[StalkerUKCG]

GAF is sexy.

 

[H.Protagonist]

You're smiling in your picture...sort of.

I smirk. My inner joy is glowing, but honestly, smiling for pictures hurts my face. My sister's wedding was an absolute nightmare for me. I look like I'm in pain in every shot.

Smiling is overrated. I don't understand people who smile all the time. I smile when something really awesome or funny is happening. Not "just because"

Agreed, except that I'm not very excitable either. I smile on the inside and look blank on the outside (or slightly predatory, I'm told).

*brohug*


Smiling is overrated anyways. I don't even smile for pictures unless someone catches me mid-guffaw.

Yup, yup.

 

[Nori Chan]

don't worry, i suffer from this condition too

oh my god

my girlfriend defined this picture is so perfect

 

[Ryck]

Shave it bald. Its your only option.

Yeah I am gonna do that this summer for sure. I used to do that every now and then but my wife likes my hair longer so I keep it longer for her and vice versa.

 

[Zomba13]

I just can't smile right.
When I smile for a picture or something where everyone should look happy I just get a serious case of raper face

 

[echoshifting]

it was too cold outside I wanted to go buy a copy of MK7 today, so behind in my mad skillz
damn cold where is the SNOW?!

Nothing is lamer than fuck-all cold without any snow. God fail.

Agreed, except that I'm not very excitable either. I smile on the inside and look blank on the outside (or slightly predatory, I'm told).

Slightly, huh? You have nice friends.

Spoiler

 

[Pinko Marx]

I don't smile in pictures cause I'm a G.

 

[JambiBum]

Hmm... RealDoll of Lissar? .... hmmm

You rang?

Spoiler

I'm going to change my picture soon, just couldn't resist taking this opportunity

 

[omgkitty]

You should of just said.

"Oh my! You're such a doll!"

RealDolls = Creepy

Dolls = Cute

Yeah I'm not quick on my feet...even when I have 5 minutes to think about it on the internet.

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I've got chronic axe murderer face. Here's my neutral face:

 

[H.Protagonist]

don't worry, i suffer from this condition too

Nailed it.

 

[Pau]

smiling is awesome what are you guys talking about

I mean I get not smiling every second of the day, but smiles are nice

 

[Lissar]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way.

Don't worry about it, I'm not actually upset about it. I just thought it was sort of an odd thing to say! My friend wants a Realdoll, but not for... that. She just really likes dolls.

Haha. Don't feel bad. After one of my live interviews for Trails someone in the comments said I had all the personality of a visual kei doll.

I was tired... ;_;

Spoiler

I also don't smile. EVER.

I have trouble smiling too. I just don't realize that I'm not doing it sometimes. Like I'm having a good time but my face is completely straight. :/

 

[marrec]

I just can't smile right.
When I smile for a picture or something where everyone should look happy I just get a serious case of raper face

Smile for the camera!

Zomba, try to look less Rapey.

...there we go I guess...

 

[Emitan]

I just can't smile right.
When I smile for a picture or something where everyone should look happy I just get a serious case of raper face

I need to see this. Not to laugh but because I'm curious as to what raper face means.

 

[CountAntonius]

smiling is awesome what are you guys talking about

I mean I get not smiling every second of the day, but smiles are nice

I only smile at children so they don't get scared when they look at me.

 

[Davedough]

I've got chronic axe murderer face. Here's my neutral face:

Hey buddy. Where you goin with that axe?

 

[Zomba13]

smiling is awesome what are you guys talking about

I mean I get not smiling every second of the day, but smiles are nice

Smiling is all well and good, I just look really weird when I smile.

 

[Alucrid]

Now people don't like smiling? WHAT IS THIS?

I've got chronic axe murderer face. Here's my neutral face:

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o248/bobfrompikecreek/wee.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Please stop undressing me with your eyes bob.

 

[Emitan]

I only smile at children so they don't get scared when they look at me.

Children stare at me. I don't know why. It's scary.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I can smile but I need to have seen something really special

I think it was called "Sunshine" in the movie Harlem Nights
good movie it changed my outlook on life

 

[Atramental]

Children stare at me. I don't know why. It's scary.

They want your soul.

 

[echoshifting]

Children stare at me. I don't know why. It's scary.

Children stare, it's like...their thing.

 

[Davedough]

I only smile at children so they don't get scared when they look at me.

I get sheer joy out of making faces at children when their parents aren't looking. I justify my actions because I'm a father of 2 myself, but I've made a few cry before.

 

[H.Protagonist]

I've got chronic axe murderer face. Here's my neutral face:

Hahahahaha... God I want to go watch some Dexter right now.

Spoiler

Sorry!

I only smile at children so they don't get scared when they look at me.

And I smile at them because I like to see their tears.

 

[Ryck]

I don't smile cause my smile is HIDEOUS.

 

[marrec]

Now people don't like smiling? WHAT IS THIS?

*avatarquote*

I can't help but smile pretty much all the time, ask the TinyGAFers, I'm even smiling in my Avatar pic because I think I'm damned hilarious.

I just try to limit my smile because I got a serious case of fucked up vampire teeth.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Real Dolls are expensive and the only reason I know that is because my roommate and I wanted one to keep in the living room for hilarity's sake and to creep our other roommates out.

 

[Pau]

I only smile at children so they don't get scared when they look at me.

Depending on the smile this might just have the opposite effect.

And as much as I like smiling when you're having a shitty day or just have a straight face and strangers tell you to smile? Yeah, fuck those people.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I get sheer joy out of making faces at children when their parents aren't looking. I justify my actions because I'm a father of 2 myself, but I've made a few cry before.

This.

At least the first sentence.

I do it at every opportunity.

 

[SRG01]

don't worry, i suffer from this condition too

Many of my female friends like my company because I'm able to dissolve bitchfaces quite easily

 

[Professor Beef]

smiling is awesome what are you guys talking about

I mean I get not smiling every second of the day, but smiles are nice

I guess I'm too sarcastic and cynical to smile, unless something really hilarious just happened of course.

 

[CountAntonius]

And I smile at them because I like to see their tears.

Aren't you about their size? I doubt they feel to intimidated by you. =p

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I'm curious as to what raper face means.

 

[Emitan]

Children stare, it's like...their thing.

It's how they ensnare their pray.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

GAF is sexy.

:airbrush gaf approves:

 

[Puddles]

Agreed, except that I'm not very excitable either. I smile on the inside and look blank on the outside (or slightly predatory, I'm told).

I knew you were the one we'd have to worry about in this thread.

 

[omgkitty]

Real Dolls are expensive and the only reason I know that is because my roommate and I wanted one to keep in the living room for hilarity's sake and to creep our other roommates out.

Until that one fateful day you go into the living room and find your roommate having sex with it.

 

[Davedough]

Real Dolls are expensive and the only reason I know that is because my roommate and I wanted one to keep in the living room for hilarity's sake and to creep our other roommates out.

And, of course by hilarity, you mean willing buttsecks.

 

[echoshifting]

Depending on the smile this might just have the opposite effect.

Haha, almost posted the same thing.

You need to practice your smile more often if you want to keep it in shape for the kids, Antonius!

 

[dmshaposv]

Haha the male equivalent of the female bitchface is the smug doucher face.

 

[Lissar]

Actually I've been told I have a great smile because I don't do fake smiles. When I'm REALLY feeling it, I smile. I don't smile all the time just for politeness sake.

 

[echoshifting]

Haha the male equivalent of the female bitchface is the smug doucher face.

Yep and proud of it.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

thats why I cannot hang with you stoned face peeps on tiny chat
my face reacts to everything I am not trained to lack expression on my face