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[Neuromancer]

So apparently The I.T. Crowd was right, turning it off and on solves all problems.

That really is the best first step, amazing how many problems it clears up.

 

[ant_]

Where were you eating? ( currently trying to figure out what to have for lunch)

iirc, it was at some hamburger place in berkeley. i had gotten chili-cheese fries

 

[CountAntonius]

Dofry I love that pic.

 

[gcubed]

Goddamit. I have to check on Google every time you post your height.

2 meters for metric gaf. i like my smug avatar though, see if i can find a suitable picture

 

[dmshaposv]

I really can't keep pace with this thread, does anybody have the link to the macro image of "when I look in the mirror vs. how I look when someone takes my pic".

 

[Davedough]

6'8 bitches.

I dont believe thats your real picture in your avatar.

 

[Chuckie]

Yeeees. 1 image from Funny pics thread and 1 badly phrased sentence in this thread. Do I really need to explain this? This was not funny in the funny thread, but I assumed you would follow that thread ocassionally. I guess not. ^^

Still, I laugh here alone at my poor joke.

Edit: No, I am not native english speaker and yes, of course I know what the phrase actually means, but this is my/finnish humour.

I do follow that thread haha. But I don't think her sentence was badly phrased but rather the fact you're not a native speaker that you interpeted it as a badly phrased sentence.

Shit =/= shit in English (at least that's what I gather as an also non-native speaker)

 

[dofry]

Dofry I love that pic.

Frakking high five! And also worth mentioning, I am drunk, and will soon sleep.

I do follow that thread haha. But I don't think her sentence was badly phrased but rather the fact you're not a native speaker that you interpeted it as a badly phrased sentence.

Shit =/= shit in English (at least that's what I gather as an also non-native speaker)

My dry sense of humour did not hit you in the head as her english is perfect not "bad-bad". Shit might have hit the fan for some, but maybe one day more than a few will giggle at it.

 

[Emitan]

NEVER LET ME STAY UP AGAIN EVER

 

[Professor Beef]

2 meters for metric gaf. i like my smug avatar though, see if i can find a suitable picture

See if you can make the same face in your IRL pic as the one in your av right now.

Also, morning RealGAF.

 

[gcubed]

See if you can make the same face in your IRL pic as the one in your av right now.

Also, morning RealGAF.

i've had people who don't know who Bruce Campbell is tell me that they want to punch me in the face because i'm such an asshole

 

[Chuckie]

My dry sense of humour did not hit you in the head as her english is perfect not "bad-bad". Shit might have hit the fan for some, but maybe one day more than a few will giggle at it.

I doubt that considering HP with her perfect English also didn't 'get it'

 

[Menelaus]

2 meters for metric gaf. i like my smug avatar though, see if i can find a suitable picture

Real Metric-GAF checking in.

 

[dofry]

I doubt that considering HP with her perfect English also didn't 'get it'

Doesn't need perfect english to get it, just same kind of thinking. No harm done. Fails happen and life goes on. Even if only one guy/gal gets it, it's enough for me.

So, enough about this shit. Move on to ties or something.

 

[Alucrid]

I have bagels and cream cheese in my house but no bacon....sigh.

Cream cheese, baconbagel breakfast sandwich might be the only worthwhile thing i picked up in high school

 

[Alucrid]

I do follow that thread haha. But I don't think her sentence was badly phrased but rather the fact you're not a native speaker that you interpeted it as a badly phrased sentence.

Shit =/= shit in English (at least that's what I gather as an also non-native speaker)

Shoot the shit is an idiom. It means talk about things informally.

his comic was a joke about taking the literal meaning of that phrase

 

[Professor Beef]

i've had people who don't know who Bruce Campbell is tell me that they want to punch me in the face because i'm such an asshole

Those jerks!

Spoiler

Who doesn't know who Bruce Campbell is?

Cream cheese, baconbagel breakfast sandwich might be the only worthwhile thing i picked up in high school

On paper that sounds awful, but my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

 

[echoshifting]

On paper that sounds awful, but my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

It's insanely good. Too good for this world.

 

[FallingEdge]

On paper that sounds awful, but my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

What about this?

I might get one of those this weekend.

 

[SnakeSlashRO]

White>Milk>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dark.

Another fact of life.

maybe for a 12yr with a mouth full of cavities. White chocolate is way too sweet. Might as well fill your mouth with table sugar, same effect.

 

[Professor Beef]

It's insanely good. Too good for this world.

Oh I'm sure it is. I like bagels. I like cream cheese, and of course I love bacon. Combining the three is something I have never been able to do before however.

What about this?

http://craverealburgers.com/images/burgers/photos/cubano.jpg[/ig]

I might get one of those this weekend.[/QUOTE]
I'm picky about my condiments, so I probably wouldn't touch that. :(

 

[DCX]

6'8 bitches.

6'4 1/2" ( i always round up though ) :/ Although on basketball roster i was listed 6'6

DCX

 

[omgkitty]

What about this?

I might get one of those this weekend.

Hnnnggg that is glorious.

 

[Switters]

GAF guys, what's your pm pickup line? Here's mine.


"I want to palpitate your delta like the aphid milks the ant."

 

[ShockingAlberto]

What about this?

I might get one of those this weekend.

I already ate lunch but this just made me hungry as all get out.

 

[jim-jam bongs]

What about this?

I might get one of those this weekend.

I called my doctor and booked an appointment for a cholesterol check just from looking at this picture.

 

[gcubed]

See if you can make the same face in your IRL pic as the one in your av right now.

Also, morning RealGAF.

best i can do sitting in my office.

 

[echoshifting]

Is the fried patty on top chicken or fish or what? Ruins the whole thing for me, that anomalous breaded pancake.

That and the tomato.

 

[Ashes]

GAF guys, what's your pm pickup line? Here's mine.


"I want to palpitate your delta like the aphid milks the ant."

er... hello?

 

[Davedough]

best i can do sitting in my office.

Bald-GAF is Best-GAF

 

[dofry]

best i can do sitting in my office.

The cabinet behind you somehow distorts your face a bit. Otherwise really good I think.

 

[omgkitty]

"Hey, you're super cute. Just thought you should know." *walks away slowly*

I'm too nice and not creepy enough.

 

[Red]

Well, the real king of breakfast meats is black pudding.

Yup.

Black pudding, eggs, tea, and little pieces of toast cut into rectangles.

Breakfast of champions.

 

[Seanspeed]

Hnnnggg that is glorious.

Alright, so this has been bothering me for a while:

What is 'hnnnnnnggg'? I get what its supposed to mean, but I dont get the pronunciation part of it. I've never heard somebody go 'hnnnnngggg' before. I think it would be a little bit weird if somebody did.

 

[omgkitty]

Alright, so this has been bothering me for a while:

What is 'hnnnnnnggg'? I get what its supposed to mean, but I dont get the pronunciation part of it. I've never heard somebody go 'hnnnnngggg' before. I think it would be a little bit weird if somebody did.

It's made with the gut and the throat. It's more of a sound and not really a word.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

"Hey, you're super cute. Just thought you should know." *walks away slowly*

I'm too nice and not creepy enough.

I had a friend that was convinced widening his eyes when talking to a girl was a hidden gesture that displays some sort of alpha male status.

Other friends tried to convince him it was actually smiling that does this, but I said nothing because watching him strike out repeatedly was hilarious.

One night at a bar, he walks up to this girl, shakes her hand, and while she's introducing herself, he starts widening his eyes while the rest of us are sitting on the couches and laughing. She starts backing away and slowly picking up speed.

He turns back to us and was like "I thought that was going well."

 

[ivysaur12]

K I'm doing this I guess.

 

[dofry]

Yup, imagine you want something badly but can't say anything aloud. That's the blurb that is hnnngggg.

 

[Clydefrog]

Alright, so this has been bothering me for a while:

What is 'hnnnnnnggg'? I get what its supposed to mean, but I dont get the pronunciation part of it. I've never heard somebody go 'hnnnnngggg' before. I think it would be a little bit weird if somebody did.

it's pronounced 'hnnnnngggg'

 

[Seanspeed]

It's made with the gut and the throat. It's more of a sound and not really a word.

Kinda like 'hmmmm'?

I think I get it...

 

[omgkitty]

I had a friend that was convinced widening his eyes when talking to a girl was a hidden gesture that displays some sort of alpha male status.

Other friends tried to convince him it was actually smiling that does this, but I said nothing because watching him strike out repeatedly was hilarious.

One night at a bar, he walks up to this girl, shakes her hand, and while she's introducing herself, he starts widening his eyes while the rest of us are sitting on the couches and laughing. She starts backing away and slowly picking up speed.

He turns back to us and was like "I thought that was going well."

Yeah I never said I widened my eyes hahaha but yeah that is really damn creepy. I would probably turn around and walk away too.

 

[echoshifting]

Kinda like 'hmmmm'?

I think I get it...

Kinda like hmmmmm if someone punches you in the stomach right as you start doing it

 

[Davedough]

It's made with the gut and the throat. It's more of a sound and not really a word.

I laughed harder than I should.


Also...

 

[ClassyPenguin]

GAF guys, what's your pm pickup line? Here's mine.

Penis pic.
the ultimate sign of love.

 

[jasonng]

GAF guys, what's your pm pickup line? Here's mine.

My crown of sonnets cannot fit in one PM.

 

[Barbacoatl]

I want to make sweet love to that mega torta.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Penis pic.
the ultimate sign of love.

Especially if it's been tattooed.

 

[.la1n]

sup tie gaf

 

[Davedough]

GAF guys, what's your pm pickup line?

Most recently it was:





O_O

 

[Barbacoatl]

.la1n, explain yourself.