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[Godslay]

One of the clips just said Red Rocket! I didn't know he even had a nickname, I haven't followed them that close this year

Red rocket is something completely different. See Southpark.

Damn Detroit, feel sorry for you Mr. Turrible just jinxed you.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

That's exactly what I was saying Godslay :jnc

 

[Doomsayer]

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

Fuck yes.

Damn, I'm fucking pumped up and my team isn't even playing today. IS THIS WHAT GREATNESS FEELS LIKE!?

 

[BannedEpisode]

Hell yeah I love me some Charles Barkley.

 

[mastershake]

On a football related food subject, let's talk Pizza Prints (edible cancer). If you were a company marketing this shit and could only pick one demographic to appeal to, what would you put on your homepage to attract the most customers? In other words, what group is stupid enough to buy this shit:

Obesity rate for michigan? over 30% lulz

 

[brentech]

I had to replay the Bengals clip, no way they called him a dogs wiener.
and nope. someone got something else on the brain

 

[Smokey]

LEGGO

 

[Goro Majima]

No way. Texans all the way. How could you possibly root against them?

Texans cycle can not be denied!

 

[BannedEpisode]

Uncharted 3 is still being advertised?

I liked that game a lot.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

I had to replay the Bengals clip, no way they called him a dogs wiener.
and nope. someone got something else on the brain

sheeeeit.

 

[Godslay]

That's exactly what I was saying Godslay :jnc

I was wondering if that's what you where getting at.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Over/Under on how many times Hyunadi will show their shitty hipster commercials with-in the first quarter

I say 8+, 3 will be that muff girl FMT loves so much, 3 will be that douche fake white middle-aged man trying his hand at rapping, 2 a new one that will play through and become the new standard to hate this year

 

[goldlion054]

Obesity rate for michigan? over 30% lulz

You would think it would be higher judging by what I see

 

[eznark]

Wouldn't it be Cannibalism?, I mean all those Wisconiites and their Cow Wives eating the same thing they produce?

Avatar quote?

 

[Kusagari]

What the fuck is wrong with Hammond's face?

AHHH

 

[Spectral Glider]

Tom Hammond? Blah.

 

[Xeke]

As much as it sucks that the Eagles couldn't make it I'll enjoy watching some football without worrying.

 

[abuC]

Tom Hammond looks like one of the Golden Girls, jesus get this man off HD.

 

[WanderingWind]

What the fuck is wrong with Hammond's face?

AHHH

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[goldlion054]

Avatar quote?

Fucking ether

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

Good lord, Hammond's face

 

[GraveRobberX]

Avatar quote?

Sorry I'm from NYC we don't have cows here

 

[eznark]

MIKE MAYOCK PLAYOFF FOOTBALL!!

I shall resist a second avatar quote.....

 

[BlueTsunami]

Tom Hammond looks like one of the Golden Girls, jesus get this man off HD.

Hahahahahahhahahah I was thinking the same thing. holy shit. His hair is all poofed too. 'dat corpse makeup.

 

[AndresON777]

hammond looks uncle fester-esque.


Go Bungles!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Over/Under on how many times Hyunadi will show their shitty hipster commercials with-in the first quarter

I say 8+, 3 will be that muff girl FMT loves so much, 3 will be that douche fake white middle-aged man trying his hand at rapping, 2 a new one that will play through and become the new standard to hate this year

i never said i love her i just said i'd like to see her vag. i would absolutely bang her though. and to answer your question, i say over 8 commercials!

 

[mastershake]

You would think it would be higher judging by what I see

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

meatballs

 

[Brinbe]

As much as it sucks that the Eagles couldn't make it I'll enjoy watching some football without worrying.

Word.

 

[Wes]

What kind of parents name their kid Bum?

OH HI ALEX *swoon*

 

[GraveRobberX]

Wait Andre Johnson has been in the league for 9 years... WTF!?!

 

[NomarTyme]

Easy win for the bungles.

 

[eznark]

What kind of parents name their kid Bum?

OH HI ALEX *swoon*

Does England not have nicknames?

 

[goldlion054]

I'm actually really looking forward to this game. No dog in this race, but I think it'll be a good game.

 

[Wes]

Does England not have nicknames?

THAT... would actually make more sense yes.

 

[Brinbe]

Picked the Bengals earlier this week, but damn, that Houston crowd is hyped.

 

[GraveRobberX]

If the roof is closed? then where is the fuck is the light coming from?

 

[mastershake]

GOOD LUCK Texans-GAF!!!

 

[Godslay]

Does England not have nicknames?

Who needs nicknames when you have chap, mate, chum, wanker, and chav at your disposal.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

Go Texans!

 

[Milchjon]

OOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAAAAAH! Go.....both teams!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Playoffs are here!

LETS GO TEXANS!

 

[eznark]

THAT... would actually make more sense yes.

I think his actual name is Oil Andrew Phillips though...Oil. Lol

 

[brentech]

If the roof is closed? then where is the fuck is the light coming from?

Windows.
Haven't come across those, huh? They're transparent.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Foster's head aint in the game.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

Foster really showing confidence. lol

 

[cajunator]

Nice way to start. Near fumble and a false start. They just need to settle down.

 

[GraveRobberX]

Who needs nicknames when you have chap, mate, chum, wanker, and chav at your disposal.

Don't forget the best one, CUNT!, theirs is a soft CUNT, us American's say it as a hard CUNT

 

[Wes]

I think his actual name is Oil Andrew Phillips though...Oil. Lol

Hahah Oil? Good grief.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

arian is rattled.

also i'm happy that manlaw and nate finally made it to the playoffs

dang everyone on the texans is nervous