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Hypothetically speaking, if WWE ever fully imploded or stopped producing wrestling would things go back to a territory system or would another company take the place of biggest wrestling promotion in the western world?

TNA is just waiting to take the throne. They will ride 1.1 ratings to the top once WWE fails.
 
Never saw Shotgun Saturday Night...what was different about it?

It was supposed to be the WWF's first foray into an extremely edgy product. It was basically ECW with WWF-level production values. The first show had Marlena (Terri Runnels) pulling the top of her dress down to expose her tits to The Sultan during his match with Goldust, although candid pictures from the crowd that eventually hit the Internet showed she was wearing flesh-colored pasties over her nipples. It was hilarious though because Bob Backlund had a fucking coronary when it happened. He ran in the ring and took his jacket off. Instead of covering Marlena, he covered Sultan's face, :lol.

It was originally conceived to be a weekly $4.99 pay-per-view model. But they couldn't get the clearance, so they stuck it on syndication while trying to pitch it to Universal channels. USA Network never picked it up, so eventually it got turned into an arena, jobber b-show after a few months.

It had some memorable moments, like Steve Austin and Terry Funk brawling all around a bar in Texas. And The Undertaker tombstoning Triple H down the escalator in Penn Station.
 
"fuck spindashing"

"Yo, FUCK spindashing"

Good job, YouTube comments



A demonic creature from NYC that our great and powerful mod lords vanquished. He can harm us no longer, my child.

What do they got against the Homicidal Hedgehog?

Dude it's a work. She'll make a surprise return at #30 to win the Rumble

A work? How does being completely RUINED by a 500 pound man and being put on her death bed make it a work?


RIP AJ
 
Wasn't there a WWF Jakked or something? And let's not forget Velocity.

Jakked came after Shotgun?


I know the 2 syndicated shows covered the same ol clips. Then the brand split happened. Each brand got a recap show. AfterBurn and Velocity. Velocity turned from a clip show into a Smackdown B show..while Raw had...Heat? Afterburn vanished,

I know too much


edit: maybe not....Bottom Line showed up on syndication before AfterBurn but I have no idea when
 
What do they got against the Homicidal Hedgehog?



A work? How does being completely RUINED by a 500 pound man and being put on her death bed make it a work?


RIP AJ
Well she might be out with a broken neck and back, but the AJ character will return with someone new under the mask.
Think of it like the Batman Knightfall arc.
AJ shipped TNA for Tara(Victoria).
Why would WWE trade a porterhouse for used jerky?
 
Well she might be out with a broken neck and back, but the AJ character will return with someone new under the mask.
Think of it like the Batman Knightfall arc.

Why would WWE trade a porterhouse for used jerky?

I don't know, gonna have to find a real babyface to make her look like Ol' A.J.

WHAT? USED JERKY? How dare you insult my wife sir, I should pummel you!
 
alol

ODB is repulsive to me. Moreso Plywood's type. He likes any female with all her appendages and a vagina.

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this get you all hot and bothered?
 
G-Fex I like you well enough, but sometimes you're just wrong.

Tara is the worst. She's so bad that she ripped off her name from Triple H. She's about as good a wrestler as Rob Terry and has looks about equal to Nidia.
Spider knows what's up, make mine Winter.
 
G-Fex I like you well enough, but sometimes you're just wrong.

Tara is the worst. She's so bad that she ripped off her name from Triple H. She's about as good a wrestler as Rob Terry and has looks about equal to Nidia.
Spider knows what's up, make mine Winter.

Grr how dare you, she's a big woman and to me she's gorgeous and very well attractive I'll say.

And her partner Tessmacher is just amazing too. Tara , Tessmacher, Velvet Sky. TNA wins it with the womens.
 
I really like the last couple of raw's.

It's all about Bryan, Jericho and Punk.

WWE programming is so much better without Orton and Cena pushed into a small feud far away from the WWE title with Kane. And Johnny Ace just cracks me up.
 
I really like the last couple of raw's.

It's all about Bryan, Jericho and Punk.

WWE programming is so much better without Orton and Cena pushed into a small feud far away from the WWE title with Kane. And Johnny Ace just cracks me up.

This week was the first of the past three where Punk/Ace were the focus. In fact that's the only reason people are rating this Raw so highly, because the Punk storyline is infinitely more interesting than the Kane/Cena/Ryder shit (well infinitely as of the end of the most recent Raw, before that it was only 100 times more interesting).

The other weeks were pretty absurd, with a WWE Championship defense being a midcard storyline in favour of TVPG B-movie horror.
Did this week's segment by segment breakdown come in yet? (Ugh, can't believe I asked that)
 
This week was the first of the past three where Punk/Ace were the focus. In fact that's the only reason people are rating this Raw so highly, because the Punk storyline is infinitely more interesting than the Kane/Cena/Ryder shit (well infinitely as of the end of the most recent Raw, before that it was only 100 times more interesting).

The other weeks were pretty absurd, with a WWE Championship defense being a midcard storyline in favour of TVPG B-movie horror.
Did this week's segment by segment breakdown come in yet? (Ugh, can't believe I asked that)

It's just when people like Punk hold the title, it actually seems important again. Not just some random accessory.
 
I loved when Punk won it this time around and celebrated with the MSG crowd. Adds so much more value than anything Cena had done with it in years. Cena just sort of goes through the motions and acts like he's champ whether he's holding it or not.
It's probably because since he became Dr. Manhattan, Cena can see the entire spectrum of time, so due to the frequency of him holding the title he just treats his champion status as a universal constant.

If only he had known, he would have become a watchmaker.
 
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