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[jasonng]

Ah don't feel bad, I got so drunk last night I told a random girl that I was going to go find food to feed the baby birds that built a nest in her hair. Her response?

Are you single?
My response? Yes.
Her Response: I can see why.

lmao.

Nice. We need to chill one of these days, see who's the bigger asshole.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Fixed.

Nice. Much better.

>_>
...
<_<

Spoiler

i feel violated

Haha. Gotta watch out who makes your drinks.

Ah don't feel bad, I got so drunk last night I told a random girl that I was going to go find food to feed the baby birds that built a nest in her hair. Her response?

Are you single?
My response? Yes.
Her Response: I can see why.

lmao.

Hahaha. C'mon, no points for the insane creative pick up line? No worries. She just lacks a sense of humor and was probably depressingly sober.

 

[noah111]

Ah don't feel bad, I got so drunk last night I told a random girl that I was going to go find food to feed the baby birds that built a nest in her hair. Her response?

Are you single?
My response? Yes.
Her Response: I can see why.

lmao.

Bahahaa that sounds like something you'd say drunk.

Haha. Gotta watch out who makes your drinks.

lol, haven't spoken to the asshole who invited me to that place since.

 

[.la1n]

Nice. We need to chill one of these days, see who's the bigger asshole.

Will do.

Hahaha. C'mon, no points for the insane creative pick up line? No worries. She just lacks a sense of humor and was probably depressingly sober.

Everyone around me seemed to enjoy the bird nest jokes, just not her :\ I think her sense of humor was taken out back and shot a long time ago.

 

[noah111]

I wonder what would happen if drunk behavior was contagious. I'd imagine that's how the real zombie apocalypse will begin.

 

[Puddles]

Good old rohypnol.

 

[jasonng]

Hahaha. C'mon, no points for the insane creative pick up line? No worries. She just lacks a sense of humor and was probably depressingly sober.

I only use one pick up line because it works 100% of the time. I just walk up to a girl and say, "excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Ez Pz.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Good old rohypnol.

Here, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Edit: wtf jason

 

[Pancakes]

I only use one pick up line because it works 100% of the time. I just walk up to a girl and say, "excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Ez Pz.

 

[jasonng]

Perfect.

 

[InfiniteNine]

Good old rohypnol.

Whazzat sir?

 

[.la1n]

I only use one pick up line because it works 100% of the time. I just walk up to a girl and say, "excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Ez Pz.

Absolute.Genius.

 

[H.Protagonist]

I wonder what would happen if drunk behavior was contagious. I'd imagine that's how the real zombie apocalypse will begin.

The zombie shuffle is when all the clubs let out and the girls wobble home on their heels, eye makeup running and arms akimbo.

I only use one pick up line because it works 100% of the time. I just walk up to a girl and say, "excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Ez Pz.

Your avatar makes this so much more.

 

[noah111]

The zombie shuffle is when all the clubs let out and the girls wobble home on their heels, eye makeup running and arms akimbo.

LMFAO.

 

[.la1n]

The zombie shuffle is when all the clubs let out and the girls wobble home on their heels, eye makeup running and arms akimbo.

Nah that's more like the wounded gazelles being released into the lion's den.

 

[Lissar]

The zombie shuffle is when all the clubs let out and the girls wobble home on their heels, eye makeup running and arms akimbo.

You know, I've never been to a club.

I'm not missing out on anything, am I?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

You know, I've never been to a club.

I'm not missing out on anything, am I?

Not particularly.

 

[InfiniteNine]

You know, I've never been to a club.

I'm not missing out on anything, am I?

Was pretty fun but I don't remember much since I've only been to those when my friends got me wasted on whatever they handed to me.
Last time I went to one someone commented on my clinical trial t-shirt and said "We know you're clean."

 

[.la1n]

You know, I've never been to a club.

I'm not missing out on anything, am I?

Not unless your idea of a great evening is getting groped on by drunk men (and women) as well as hating your bank account the next day.

 

[CountAntonius]

You know, I've never been to a club.

I'm not missing out on anything, am I?

If you go with enough female friends and dance amongst yourselves I have heard the scene could be enjoyable for some women. You just put the big girls on the outside of the circle to form a barrier from the drunk men which will approach you to dance.

 

[Hawkian]

(and women)

well...

 

[.la1n]

well...

Nowhere close to as fun as I'm sure your imagining it to be, lol.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Nowhere close to as fun as I'm sure your imagining it to be, lol.

I can attest to this.

 

[InfiniteNine]

I remember one time I went to a club a hobo was trying to sell my friend a box cutter. I didn't know if that was a threat or not.

 

[CountAntonius]

I remember one time I went to a club a hobo was trying to sell my friend a box cutter. I didn't know if that was a threat or not.

Should have bought it. He probably enchanted it.

Spoiler

with urine

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Last time I went to a club I ended up with aching thumbs and had a sore nose and throat for the next 2 days.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Nah that's more like the wounded gazelles being released into the lion's den.

Release the MEAT!

You know, I've never been to a club.

I'm not missing out on anything, am I?

Not tooooo much. Depends on the club. I've been to a few because I like dancing so much, but the drink prices/drunken idiots really take away from the experience. If you go with the right people it can be fun. Korean booking clubs are the worst (or funniest) depending on the night.

Not unless your idea of a great evening is getting groped on by drunk men (and women) as well as hating your bank account the next day.

The groping is definitely rampant, but why the hell are the girls so damned aggressive? :/

If you go with enough female friends and dance amongst yourselves I have heard the scene could be enjoyable for some women. You just put the big girls on the outside of the circle to form a barrier from the drunk men which will approach you to dance.

Hahaha. The 'circle'. So true.

 

[CountAntonius]

Release the MEAT!

Never say that in a man's presence.

 

[Lissar]

Actually I did go to a rave once, now that I think about it (it was 1999, it was still a thing then!) Bored out of my mind. Of course, being that I was the only one who wasn't on drugs, that would probably explain a lot.

 

[InfiniteNine]

Should have bought it. He probably enchanted it.

Spoiler

with urine

He did talk it up like it was the best box cutter ever.

 

[.la1n]

Release the MEAT!
The groping is definitely rampant, but why the hell are the girls so damned aggressive? :/

Women around here are aggressive. There could be many possible reasons, I tend to lean towards survival of the fittest theory (more women vs men in this area.)

disclaimer: I am in no way suggesting anyone actually live here, seriously.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Never say that in a man's presence.

Haha. I'll remember that for the future.

Actually I did go to a rave once, now that I think about it (it was 1999, it was still a thing then!) Bored out of my mind. Of course, being that I was the only one who wasn't on drugs, that would probably explain a lot.

Raves creep me out. Everyone seems so crazy. :/

Women around here are aggressive. There could be many possible reasons, I tend to lean towards survival of the fittest theory (more women vs men in this area.)

I imagine you have to dress defensively (wear a cup?).

But what's L.A.'s excuse then? I'm pretty sure our ratio is more guy heavy. Drunk is drunk, I guess, but I never know if I should slap them or not.

 

[CountAntonius]

Everyone goes for the ass.

 

[Lissar]

Raves creep me out. Everyone seems so crazy. :/

It is a bit creepy. Along with all the people who wanted to give me a damn back rub. Go away! I don't need your hands all over my body!

 

[Acid08]

The groping is definitely rampant, but why the hell are the girls so damned aggressive? :/

Girls need that tang too!

The reason you find raves creepy is because you're not on ecstacy and everyone else is.

 

[scitek]

I slap guys when they touch my ass. True story.

 

[Lissar]

The reason you find raves creepy is because you're not on ecstacy and everyone else is.

That and LSD. I was the only one of my group not on anything. Imagine being the only sober person in a group of people on LSD. Just imagine it!

 

[InfiniteNine]

I slap guys when they touch my ass. True story.

I have a reflex to either slap or punch someone when they do that. I don't really like for strangers to touch me in certain places. x:

That and LSD. I was the only one of my group not on anything. Imagine being the only sober person in a group of people on LSD. Just imagine it!

I usually messed with my friends a bit when they were on drugs. O: Made for some funny stories to tell them when they came off of it.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Everyone goes for the ass.

Tie a pillow to your back?

It is a bit creepy. Along with all the people who wanted to give me a damn back rub. Go away! I don't need your hands all over my body!

...Super creepy. O_O

Girls need that tang too!

The reason you find raves creepy is because you're not on ecstacy and everyone else is.

^This is probably true. Looking at it from the outside it just seems like a mindless, sweaty mass of humanity all lost in their heads and indiscriminately touching one another. Not appealing to me, at any rate. I'm not agoraphobic exactly, but big, packed crowds disturb me.

 

[noah111]

I slap guys when they touch my ass. True story.

I slap guys when they give me this face.

It is a bit creepy. Along with all the people who wanted to give me a damn back rub. Go away! I don't need your hands all over my body!

What's wrong with back rubs?

Spoiler

LET ME GIVE YOU A BACK RUB.

 

[CountAntonius]

Being drug free in LA you get used to being the sober guy and hearing drug induced philosophical debates.

 

[Hawkian]

^This is probably true. Looking at it from the outside it just seems like a mindless, sweaty mass of humanity all lost in their heads and indiscriminately touching one another. Not appealing to me, at any rate. I'm not agoraphobic exactly, but big, packed crowds disturb me.

How very reasonable of you.

 

[scitek]

I slap guys when they give me this face.[/SPOILER]

Spoiler? I didn't say I don't like it.

I like when women give me this face.

 

[Lissar]

I slap guys when they give me this face.

Do people give you this face often?

The only time I've had someone grab my ass was a guy who was trying to make me think ANOTHER guy had grabbed my ass because he thought we'd make a great couple. Because girls often get with guys who grab their ass...?

Ironic time: Me and this guy had already dated but it was actually a pity date because he felt bad for me (he thought I'd never had a boyfriend before, which wasn't true.) We hadn't told anyone and we still hung out in the same group.

 

[CountAntonius]

Do people give you this face often?

The only time I've had someone grab my ass was a guy who was trying to make me think ANOTHER guy had grabbed my ass because he thought we'd make a great couple. Because girls often get with guys who grab their ass...?

Ironic time: Me and this guy had already dated but it was actually a pity date because he felt bad for me (he thought I'd never had a boyfriend before, which wasn't true.) We hadn't told anyone and we still hung out in the same group.

Why the hell would you need a pity date?

 

[.la1n]

I imagine you have to dress defensively (wear a cup?).

But what's L.A.'s excuse then? I'm pretty sure our ratio is more guy heavy. Drunk is drunk, I guess, but I never know if I should slap them or not.

When in doubt, always slap.

 

[toastyToast]

Clubs are terrible

People keep telling me I have beautiful hands, asking me to do stuff with them.

 

[Lissar]

Why the hell would you need a pity date?

Well, according to him I am rather unattractive and couldn't get a guy, he wanted me to feel better about myself so he went on a few dates. I got serious and he told me this to make me back off.

Sucks that I still had to hang out time to time with this person, but I didn't want to tell anyone else about it.

 

[nib95]

A girl grabbed my ass whilst I was dancing with my ex one time. True story. My ex was not impressed lol. That said, it never ended in any sort of trouble. Roles reversed, if it was a guy who grabbed a taken girls ass whilst her BF was dancing with her....game over.

 

[CountAntonius]

Well, according to him I am rather unattractive and couldn't get a guy, he wanted me to feel better about myself so he went on a few dates. I got serious and he told me this to make me back off.

Sucks that I still had to hang out time to time with this person, but I didn't want to tell anyone else about it.

What the hell? Bizzaro world. Sounds like a damn tool.