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[ToxicAdam]

Seriously, I can't fight millions of years of evolution. I'm keeping my extra 20 lbs.

 

[Stinkles]

I am part of the glorious pie filled master race.

 

[John Dunbar]

Mick Jagger

 

[trinest]

Fuck that chimp has pointy nips.

 

[ToxicAdam]

This is now a thread about New Years Resolutions you have already given up on.

 

[Corky]

Fuck that chimp has pointy nips.

Chimp? I thought it was a gargoyle demon vampire. I mean look at it.

 

[commedieu]

That guy is in Tyler Durden mode...

and for

Spoiler

hairless bear

 

[SmokyDave]

So why we still got six-packs?

 

[Antioch]

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Hairless animals creep me out, jeez.

 

[confused]

That guy is in Tyler Durden mode...

and for

Spoiler

hairless bear

Chernobyl zoo ?

 

[Half and half]

The gut in the OP doesn't look flabby though. I'd give it the poke test if I didn't fear for my life.

 

[DonMigs85]

 

[TheLastCandle]

They should let that gorilla in the OP compete in the World's Strongest Man competition, looks like he has the build for it. He looks like he could rip a man's head right off his shoulders. Gut, or no gut.

Edit: The 3 pics right above my post are hilarious to me. Especially the one in the middle, he looks so damn defiant.

 

[ZeroRay]

That hairless Chimp is swole.

All chimps are actually; Humans are the weakest of our family.

 

[Jack Scofield]

My mission in life is to teach a silverback gorilla how to lift weights. Can you imagine what it would look like? Crazy.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Bloody hell......he's ripped as fuck.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Bloody hell......he's ripped as fuck.

He's got muscles on his head.

 

[freddy]

Only unhappy ones.

 

[ArjanN]

They should let that gorilla in the OP compete in the World's Strongest Man competition, looks like he has the build for it. He looks like he could rip a man's head right off his shoulders. Gut, or no gut.

All the people in those strong man competitions don't have the typical bodybuilder type build. They tend to be wide all over instead of just focusing on having nice-looking muscles.

 

[TheLastCandle]

All the people in those strong man competitions don't have the typical bodybuilder type build. They tend to be wide all over instead of just focusing on having nice-looking muscles.

As they should. It's about being strong, not being pretty.

I love watching that stuff. It's pretty awesome, particularly the atlas stones.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

 

[Keylime]

I wonder if primates in captivity vs. primates in the wild vary in body composition and diets.

 

[DiscoJer]

I can't believe no one has ever put a caption on this pic...it could be a classic