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King Endymion said:
^ That gif looks like Mick Jagger to me, lol.

Anywho, this 19 year old kid contacted me and immediately started to ask awkward questions, "have you ever had sex?", ""are you masturbating?", "do you want to hold hands with me?", "do you wanna try to suck dick?"... I'm like "wha?", this kid I talked to for 4 minutes and doesn't even have a picture or anything up starts talking like that, and his grammar is like a 10 year olds... >_<
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Is this from that online site?
 
SpaceBridge said:
Is this from that online site?
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Yeah, seriously wondering wtf is wrong with the people on that site, the girls that contact me are seem super nice and serious, while the guys are either plain stupid or just in it for sex. -_-
Now he asked me if I want to see his face and dick, I'm like "just the face please", and he sends a picture of half his face... "If I can get your number, I can send a picture of my whole face." No thanks. -_-
 
King Endymion said:
Yeah, seriously wondering wtf is wrong with the people on that site, the girls that contact me are seem super nice and serious, while the guys are either plain stupid or just in it for sex. -_-
Now he asked me if I want to see his face and dick, I'm like "just the face please", and he sends a picture of half his face... "If I can get your number, I can send a picture of my whole face." No thanks. -_-
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Are you sure he's really 19? He could be faking it.
 
King Endymion said:
Yeah, seriously wondering wtf is wrong with the people on that site, the girls that contact me are seem super nice and serious, while the guys are either plain stupid or just in it for sex. -_-
Now he asked me if I want to see his face and dick, I'm like "just the face please", and he sends a picture of half his face... "If I can get your number, I can send a picture of my whole face." No thanks. -_-
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Can you block him or something? What a total tool. LOL

Interesting observation youve made though in regards to comparing the ways women and men approach things. And yes, guys, even gay guys are total horn dogs....
 
RatskyWatsky said:
Are you sure he's really 19? He could be faking it.
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Might be, but he seems kinda legit in his use of the Swedish language, even though his grammar sucks, but yeah, maybe.
He said if I go to Gothenburg tonight, I can get him in bed. I just replied; "Yeah, I don't think so.". It's creepy to think people are that easy, cause I sure as hell am not. ^^

SpaceBridge: Yeah, I'm gonna block him in 30 mins, when something decent comes on tv. :p
Heh, I already blew off 2 really, really good looking girls from that site cause I kinda wanna see how it goes with guys first, but I'll probably regret it later, cause they seem really nice too. ^^
 
King Endymion said:
Might be, but he seems kinda legit in his use of the Swedish language, even though his grammar sucks, but yeah, maybe.
He said if I go to Gothenburg tonight, I can get him in bed. I just replied; "Yeah, I don't think so.". It's creepy to think people are that easy, cause I sure as hell am not. ^^
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Gay men are easy....so so soooo easy. (well in general)
 
SpaceBridge said:
Gay men are easy....so so soooo easy. (well in general)
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Makes me wonder if I'm either too serious and boring as a person, or just too sure of what I want. ^^

Oh lawd, "you can decide when he have sex for the first time", "when we get together we can bathe together and stuff", "I've started to get feelings for you already". *clicks block button*
 
King Endymion said:
It's creepy to think people are that easy, cause I sure as hell am not. ^^
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Apparently there are hook up places in the town I'm living where you can get BJ or HJ (or maybe even anal) from total strangers; one just need to hang out there in certain hours. As SpaceBridge said, some gays are easy; they just want sex, no matter with whom.
 
Mr_Zombie said:
Apparently there are hook up places in the town I'm living where you can get BJ or HJ (or maybe even anal) from total strangers; one just need to hang out there in certain hours. As SpaceBridge said, some gays are easy; they just want sex, no matter with whom.
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That kind of thing kinda disgusts me, I dunno, guess I'm not interested in sex without meaning our something... Each to his own, I guess. :)
 
SpaceBridge said:
Gay men are easy....so so soooo easy. (well in general)
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So, I take it you didn't go through a phase where you banged most things with a pulse?

Mr_Zombie said:
Apparently there are hook up places in the town I'm living where you can get BJ or HJ (or maybe even anal) from total strangers; one just need to hang out there in certain hours.
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Those places are usually populated by married guys in the closet looking for 'discreet fun' with people they'll likely never see again.
 
runlikehell said:
Those places are usually populated by married guys in the closet looking for 'discreet fun' with people they'll likely never see again.
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I'd rather not go to those places. I've heard a lot of first person horror stories about finding co-workers, bosses or even your own father down there.
 
runlikehell said:
So, I take it you didn't go through a phase where you banged most things with a pulse.
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Is it supposed to be rite of passage for every gay man to go through? Do you miss something that makes you whole if you never had you dick sucked in a stall?

But to answer you question, if you meant had casual sex then yes I did go through that ever so enriching phase. Guess what I learnt? Gay men are easy.
 
kitchenmotors said:
Personally, I think the whole work safe crap is bs. If you need something to be work safe, for fear of being caught, then you probably shouldn't be on GAF in the first place.
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As I had mentioned before, some offices might be okay with people surfing the web while at work. However even in those offices there can be bigots/homophobes who would not hesitate firing someone if they happened to walk by and see a shirtless dude on their monitor, however briefly.
 
As always, I need full frontal nudies to judge bellies, so whenever you upload them; I'll be waiting. 1980 x 1200 resolution at least.
 
Instigator said:
I totally get you're all into guys, but are there any women out there (no matter how rare, unlikely, unattainable or whatever) who would at the very least tempt you?
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She's so fucking perfect.


Also, since I haven't eaten anything in three days (tonsillectomy two days ago), I've lost 10 lbs! Yay crash diets, lol.
 
SpaceBridge said:
Is it supposed to be rite of passage for every gay man to go through? Do you miss something that makes you whole if you never had you dick sucked in a stall?

But to answer you question, if you meant had casual sex then yes I did go through that ever so enriching phase. Guess what I learnt? Gay men are easy.
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So, having sex with different people is now similar to gettIng sucked in a public bathroom? Ok.
And the irony of being one of the easy gays and slamming them afterwards. Gotta love it.

You can not be looking for something super serious without being seedy. As long as both people do what's comfortable with them and are safe I don't see any problem with that.
 
SpaceBridge said:
Is it supposed to be rite of passage for every gay man to go through? Do you miss something that makes you whole if you never had you dick sucked in a stall?

But to answer you question, if you meant had casual sex then yes I did go through that ever so enriching phase. Guess what I learnt? Gay men are easy.
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I had a lot of fun during that phase. Guess what I learned? That it's possible to have sex just for the sake of having a good time: No strings attached, no emotional investment, no inhibitions, no hang-ups, no hurt feelings, no shame. That was a very liberating lesson, and it's one I think a lot of people still don't understand.
 
Rez said:
This could just be the common curtesy "we made eye contact, I'm acknowledging you" head nod.
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Yep. It's pretty common around here. I do it all the time and so other people here (my city/state has the fame of having the most friendly people, though).
 
krypt0nian said:
A movie still is not going to raise eyebrows over some guy deepthroating something.

All it's going to take is a decent fuck up and it's done. If everyone attempts to stay classy it wouldn't be an issue.

Nothing about Lung's DT photo is remotely classy, or explainable to someone that sees it at work. The movie still is easily done.
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woodypop said:
I had a lot of fun during that phase. Guess what I learned? That it's possible to have sex just for the sake of having a good time: No strings attached, no emotional investment, no inhibitions, no hang-ups, no hurt feelings, no shame. That was a very liberating lesson, and it's one I think a lot of people still don't understand.
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I dont necessarily agree that its a lesson everyone needs to go through, or that it's all that liberating, despite your own anecdotal experience. but that's me. I don't wanna get into this cuz Im tired and don't wanna argue.
 
fernoca said:
Still waiting!!!!
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Haha, just need to shave my chest and belly first. ;)

Btw, been watching the old show "Brotherly Love" as of late starring the Lawrence brothers, wasn't Joey the hottest guy on the planet in his prime? :p
He's not bad now either, except for when he's bald...
 
King Endymion said:
Haha, just need to shave my chest and belly first. ;)

Btw, been watching the old show "Brotherly Love" as of late starring the Lawrence brothers, wasn't Joey the hottest guy on the planet in his prime? :p
He's not bad now either, except for when he's bald...
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Don't dare take a blade to that chest hair.
 
Hello from my hotel in San Francisco GAF! Met a lot of cute gays here, and almost messed around with one of them but i decided not to :P Had nice Grindr chats with people at the Castro district and someone even told me "you have a really cute SoCal look going on" lol.

I would totally go bi or straight for:

Marion Cotillard

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Melanie Laurent

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i guess i'm into French chicks?
 
King Endymion said:
Haha, just need to shave my chest and belly first. ;)

Btw, been watching the old show "Brotherly Love" as of late starring the Lawrence brothers, wasn't Joey the hottest guy on the planet in his prime? :p
He's not bad now either, except for when he's bald...
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Ok...I'll wait some more then. :p
Kinda agree with Joey, but mine was always Matthew.


TheSeks said:
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Fix'd. :p
One of the best uses of it, was at a Vita sales thread. XD
 
SpaceBridge said:
I dont necessarily agree that its a lesson everyone needs to go through, or that it's all that liberating, despite your own anecdotal experience. but that's me. I don't wanna get into this cuz Im tired and don't wanna argue.
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I don't think everyone has to go through that phase either. I'm just saying how it positively affected me. No argument here.
 
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