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[Bisnic]

I may be risking my life by telling you this, but I am flat-out tired of RockXLight's psychological bullying. Perhaps before going on, I should describe RockXLight to you. RockXLight is cankered, short-sighted, and niddering. Furthermore, he yearns to do exactly the things he accuses scurrilous coprophagous-types of doing. Please keep in mind that sometimes, what you don't know can hurt you. Despite what he says, someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by RockXLight. The memo spells out his plans to degrade, divide, and destroy our nation. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that whenever RockXLight attempts to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education, he looks around waiting for applause as if he's done something decent and moral rather than obdurate and disgraceful. A final note: The natural result of RockXLight's press releases is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends to retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population.

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that a certain curtailment of the right to political opposition is an unavoidable concomitant of RockXLight's dishonest scribblings. What's far more relevant is that I consider RockXLight's orations antithetical to my principles as a person concerned for the good of all. Some background is in order: The idea that people want obstreperous pococurantes to blacklist RockXLight's enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. But there is a further-reaching implication: Implying that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible is no different from implying that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. Both statements are ludicrous. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly RockXLight himself or one of his satraps, will write a negligent piece about how utterly quisquilious I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.

 

[the chris]

I may be risking my life by telling you this, but I am flat-out tired of RockXLight's psychological bullying. Perhaps before going on, I should describe RockXLight to you. RockXLight is cankered, short-sighted, and niddering. Furthermore, he yearns to do exactly the things he accuses scurrilous coprophagous-types of doing. Please keep in mind that sometimes, what you don't know can hurt you. Despite what he says, someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by RockXLight. The memo spells out his plans to degrade, divide, and destroy our nation. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that whenever RockXLight attempts to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education, he looks around waiting for applause as if he's done something decent and moral rather than obdurate and disgraceful. A final note: The natural result of RockXLight's press releases is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends to retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population.

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that a certain curtailment of the right to political opposition is an unavoidable concomitant of RockXLight's dishonest scribblings. What's far more relevant is that I consider RockXLight's orations antithetical to my principles as a person concerned for the good of all. Some background is in order: The idea that people want obstreperous pococurantes to blacklist RockXLight's enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. But there is a further-reaching implication: Implying that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible is no different from implying that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. Both statements are ludicrous. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly RockXLight himself or one of his satraps, will write a negligent piece about how utterly quisquilious I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.

 

[Kinyou]

I may be risking my life by telling you this, but I am flat-out tired of RockXLight's psychological bullying. Perhaps before going on, I should describe RockXLight to you. RockXLight is cankered, short-sighted, and niddering. Furthermore, he yearns to do exactly the things he accuses scurrilous coprophagous-types of doing. Please keep in mind that sometimes, what you don't know can hurt you. Despite what he says, someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by RockXLight. The memo spells out his plans to degrade, divide, and destroy our nation. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that whenever RockXLight attempts to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education, he looks around waiting for applause as if he's done something decent and moral rather than obdurate and disgraceful. A final note: The natural result of RockXLight's press releases is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends to retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population.

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that a certain curtailment of the right to political opposition is an unavoidable concomitant of RockXLight's dishonest scribblings. What's far more relevant is that I consider RockXLight's orations antithetical to my principles as a person concerned for the good of all. Some background is in order: The idea that people want obstreperous pococurantes to blacklist RockXLight's enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. But there is a further-reaching implication: Implying that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible is no different from implying that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. Both statements are ludicrous. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly RockXLight himself or one of his satraps, will write a negligent piece about how utterly quisquilious I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.

 

[McNei1y]

I see messed up monsters.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

 

[Persona7]

didn't read lol!

 

[Monocle]

As much as some people may disagree with the following observations, I personally stand firmly by them. The first thing I want to bring up is that RockXLight, with his craftiness and hateful bromides, will entirely control our country's exuberant riches in the near future. RockXLight will then use those riches to yield this country to the forces of darkness, oppression, and tyranny. The moral of this story is that his communiqués are like an enormous lexiphanicism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must illustrate the virtues that RockXLight lacks—courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry—because RockXLight wants to be the one who determines what information we have access to. Yet he is also a big proponent of a particularly power-hungry form of egoism. Do you see something wrong with that picture? What I see is that RockXLight exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority. To summarize what I've written up to this point, RockXLight respects nothing and no one. You know I'm right. Now what are you going to do about it?

I may be risking my life by telling you this, but I am flat-out tired of RockXLight's psychological bullying. Perhaps before going on, I should describe RockXLight to you. RockXLight is cankered, short-sighted, and niddering. Furthermore, he yearns to do exactly the things he accuses scurrilous coprophagous-types of doing. Please keep in mind that sometimes, what you don't know can hurt you. Despite what he says, someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by RockXLight. The memo spells out his plans to degrade, divide, and destroy our nation. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that whenever RockXLight attempts to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education, he looks around waiting for applause as if he's done something decent and moral rather than obdurate and disgraceful. A final note: The natural result of RockXLight's press releases is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends to retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population.

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that a certain curtailment of the right to political opposition is an unavoidable concomitant of RockXLight's dishonest scribblings. What's far more relevant is that I consider RockXLight's orations antithetical to my principles as a person concerned for the good of all. Some background is in order: The idea that people want obstreperous pococurantes to blacklist RockXLight's enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. But there is a further-reaching implication: Implying that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible is no different from implying that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. Both statements are ludicrous. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly RockXLight himself or one of his satraps, will write a negligent piece about how utterly quisquilious I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.

 

[darkiguana]

 

[Alebrije]

 

[nateeasy]

the fuck you talkin bout bro

Thats fantastic

 

[demon]

I may be risking my life by telling you this, but I am flat-out tired of RockXLight's psychological bullying. Perhaps before going on, I should describe RockXLight to you. RockXLight is cankered, short-sighted, and niddering. Furthermore, he yearns to do exactly the things he accuses scurrilous coprophagous-types of doing. Please keep in mind that sometimes, what you don't know can hurt you. Despite what he says, someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by RockXLight. The memo spells out his plans to degrade, divide, and destroy our nation. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that whenever RockXLight attempts to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education, he looks around waiting for applause as if he's done something decent and moral rather than obdurate and disgraceful. A final note: The natural result of RockXLight's press releases is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends to retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population.

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that a certain curtailment of the right to political opposition is an unavoidable concomitant of RockXLight's dishonest scribblings. What's far more relevant is that I consider RockXLight's orations antithetical to my principles as a person concerned for the good of all. Some background is in order: The idea that people want obstreperous pococurantes to blacklist RockXLight's enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. But there is a further-reaching implication: Implying that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible is no different from implying that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. Both statements are ludicrous. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly RockXLight himself or one of his satraps, will write a negligent piece about how utterly quisquilious I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.

I have to get this off my chest.

The Awesomest's rejoinders are so rife with ignorance, erroneous information, and poorly conceived notions of gnosticism that I hardly know where to begin. Even disregarding obvious errors like his insistence that he would never dream of passing off all sorts of morally crippled and obviously ophidian stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience", the fallacies of his claims are glaring to those of us who have educated ourselves about the implications of onanism. But before I continue, allow me to explain that he says that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. Yet he also wants to fracture family unity. Am I the only one who sees the irony there? I ask because he's trying to get us to acquiesce to a Faustian bargain. In the short term this bargain may help us stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. Unfortunately, in the long term it will enable The Awesomest to glorify negligent, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities.

Although The Awesomest of course has a right to express his opinion, he indubitably doesn't like extending that right to people whose opinion is that The Awesomest has been deluding people into believing that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to preach hatred. Don't let him delude you, too. In case you don't know, he has been trying desperately hard to make the case that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength. Sorry, The Awesomest, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that I honestly claim that there are in fact many people who possess the intelligence, wisdom, talent, and ability to give our young people the values that will inspire them to stop The Awesomest's encroachments on our heritage. My goal is to locate those people and encourage them to help me take the mechanisms, language, ideology, and phraseology for determining what is right and what is wrong out of the hands of The Awesomest and his supporters and put them back in the hands of ordinary people. Unrestrained rantipoles have increasingly been replacing love and understanding with sciolism and insurrectionism. The Awesomest has a lot to answer for in regard to that.

Please forgive my directness, but if The Awesomest hadn't been promoting group-think attitudes over individual insights, it simply would not have occurred to me to write the letter you now are reading. Why, I might have taken the day off altogether. Or maybe I would have been out opening minds instead of closing them. In any case, The Awesomest's paroxysms are not witty satire, as he would have you believe. They're simply the blathering ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking. He has really pulled a fast one this time. Surely, he is not too thrasonical to realize that. Every so often you'll see The Awesomest lament, flog himself, cry mea culpa for pouring a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm, and vow never again to be so sex-crazed. Sadly, he always reverts to his old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that there is no place in this country where we are safe from his toadies, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack.

Trying to keep The Awesomest from spreading mandarinism all over neogaf like pigeon droppings over Trafalgar Square is a sucker's game. No matter how hard we try to stop him, he'll always find some new way to scar little children's self-image. I used a phrase a few moments ago. I referred to his expositors as "combative mendicants." You ought to memorize that phrase because, frankly, I believe in "live and let live". The Awesomest, in contrast, demands not only tolerance and acceptance of his half-measures but endorsement of them. It's because of such predaceous demands that I suspect that whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may warn the public against those flighty yobbos whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled, and, as the alternative, the temperamental and cacodemonic dirigisme currently being forced upon us by The Awesomest. Choose carefully because The Awesomest managed to convince a bunch of disruptive knuckleheads to help him shake belief in all existing institutions through the systematic perversion of both contemporary and historical facts. What was the quid pro quo there? It would take days to give the complete answer to that question, but the gist of it is that The Awesomest thinks it's good that his expostulations wipe out delicate ecosystems. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: He seizes every opportunity to use lethal violence as a source of humor. I cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that The Awesomest says that he can walk on water. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to turn us into easy prey for the worst classes of self-righteous lamebrains there are.

The Awesomest believes that it is everyone's obligation to promote mediocrity over merit. That view is anathema to the cause of liberty. If it is not loudly refuted our future will be dire indeed. To oppose tribalism, we must oppose recidivism. To oppose antagonism, we must oppose credentialism. And to oppose The Awesomest, we must oppose larcenous, untoward trolls. Stand with me, be honest with me, and help me give The Awesomest condign punishment, and together we'll question authority. We'll carry out this matter to the full extent of the TOS.

 

[deejay8595]

The hell is going on?

 

[Radec]

I may be risking my life by telling you this, but I am flat-out tired of RockXLight's psychological bullying. Perhaps before going on, I should describe RockXLight to you. RockXLight is cankered, short-sighted, and niddering. Furthermore, he yearns to do exactly the things he accuses scurrilous coprophagous-types of doing. Please keep in mind that sometimes, what you don't know can hurt you. Despite what he says, someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by RockXLight. The memo spells out his plans to degrade, divide, and destroy our nation. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that whenever RockXLight attempts to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education, he looks around waiting for applause as if he's done something decent and moral rather than obdurate and disgraceful. A final note: The natural result of RockXLight's press releases is an intolerance that, in the long run, tends to retard the free and natural economic development of various countries' indigenous population.

Doesn't anyone get the point? It doesn't matter for squat that a certain curtailment of the right to political opposition is an unavoidable concomitant of RockXLight's dishonest scribblings. What's far more relevant is that I consider RockXLight's orations antithetical to my principles as a person concerned for the good of all. Some background is in order: The idea that people want obstreperous pococurantes to blacklist RockXLight's enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. But there is a further-reaching implication: Implying that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible is no different from implying that he acts in the name of equality and social justice. Both statements are ludicrous. Unfortunately, I can already see the response to this letter. Someone, possibly RockXLight himself or one of his satraps, will write a negligent piece about how utterly quisquilious I am. If that's the case, then so be it. What I just wrote sorely needed to be written.

I have to get this off my chest.

The Awesomest's rejoinders are so rife with ignorance, erroneous information, and poorly conceived notions of gnosticism that I hardly know where to begin. Even disregarding obvious errors like his insistence that he would never dream of passing off all sorts of morally crippled and obviously ophidian stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience", the fallacies of his claims are glaring to those of us who have educated ourselves about the implications of onanism. But before I continue, allow me to explain that he says that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. Yet he also wants to fracture family unity. Am I the only one who sees the irony there? I ask because he's trying to get us to acquiesce to a Faustian bargain. In the short term this bargain may help us stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. Unfortunately, in the long term it will enable The Awesomest to glorify negligent, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities.

Although The Awesomest of course has a right to express his opinion, he indubitably doesn't like extending that right to people whose opinion is that The Awesomest has been deluding people into believing that every featherless biped, regardless of intelligence, personal achievement, moral character, sense of responsibility, or sanity, should be given the power to preach hatred. Don't let him delude you, too. In case you don't know, he has been trying desperately hard to make the case that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength. Sorry, The Awesomest, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that I honestly claim that there are in fact many people who possess the intelligence, wisdom, talent, and ability to give our young people the values that will inspire them to stop The Awesomest's encroachments on our heritage. My goal is to locate those people and encourage them to help me take the mechanisms, language, ideology, and phraseology for determining what is right and what is wrong out of the hands of The Awesomest and his supporters and put them back in the hands of ordinary people. Unrestrained rantipoles have increasingly been replacing love and understanding with sciolism and insurrectionism. The Awesomest has a lot to answer for in regard to that.

Please forgive my directness, but if The Awesomest hadn't been promoting group-think attitudes over individual insights, it simply would not have occurred to me to write the letter you now are reading. Why, I might have taken the day off altogether. Or maybe I would have been out opening minds instead of closing them. In any case, The Awesomest's paroxysms are not witty satire, as he would have you believe. They're simply the blathering ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking. He has really pulled a fast one this time. Surely, he is not too thrasonical to realize that. Every so often you'll see The Awesomest lament, flog himself, cry mea culpa for pouring a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm, and vow never again to be so sex-crazed. Sadly, he always reverts to his old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that there is no place in this country where we are safe from his toadies, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and attack.

Trying to keep The Awesomest from spreading mandarinism all over neogaf like pigeon droppings over Trafalgar Square is a sucker's game. No matter how hard we try to stop him, he'll always find some new way to scar little children's self-image. I used a phrase a few moments ago. I referred to his expositors as "combative mendicants." You ought to memorize that phrase because, frankly, I believe in "live and let live". The Awesomest, in contrast, demands not only tolerance and acceptance of his half-measures but endorsement of them. It's because of such predaceous demands that I suspect that whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may warn the public against those flighty yobbos whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled, and, as the alternative, the temperamental and cacodemonic dirigisme currently being forced upon us by The Awesomest. Choose carefully because The Awesomest managed to convince a bunch of disruptive knuckleheads to help him shake belief in all existing institutions through the systematic perversion of both contemporary and historical facts. What was the quid pro quo there? It would take days to give the complete answer to that question, but the gist of it is that The Awesomest thinks it's good that his expostulations wipe out delicate ecosystems. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: He seizes every opportunity to use lethal violence as a source of humor. I cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that The Awesomest says that he can walk on water. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to turn us into easy prey for the worst classes of self-righteous lamebrains there are.

The Awesomest believes that it is everyone's obligation to promote mediocrity over merit. That view is anathema to the cause of liberty. If it is not loudly refuted our future will be dire indeed. To oppose tribalism, we must oppose recidivism. To oppose antagonism, we must oppose credentialism. And to oppose The Awesomest, we must oppose larcenous, untoward trolls. Stand with me, be honest with me, and help me give The Awesomest condign punishment, and together we'll question authority. We'll carry out this matter to the full extent of the TOS.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Yall actin a fool

 

[chiQ]

The hell is going on?

I'm just looking at the pictures.

 

[Hiltz]

I see messed up monsters.

So I'm not the only one!

 

[ronito]

This whole page:

 

[SouthernDragon]

i'm lovin' it

 

[Zekes!]

the worst part is they spent time writing those

 

[Monocle]

I have to get this off my chest.

[poppycock]

That does it! I was content to sit and watch you make a fool of yourself, but no longer. Your charges cannot go unanswered.

You won't hear about this in the media, but spreading rumors, gossip, and stories that are clearly false is considered de rigueur by Demon's brownshirt brigade. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: Demon has stated that the government's policies should be at odds with the will of the people. That's just pure mysticism. Well, in Demon's case, it might be pure ignorance, seeing that Demon demands that we make a choice. Either we let him fuel the censorship-and-intolerance crowd or he'll scupper my initiative to scrap the entire constellation of parvanimous ideas that brought us to our present point. This "choice" exemplifies what is commonly known as a "false dichotomy" or "the fallacy of the excluded middle" because it denies other alternatives, such as that on theoretical grounds alone, Demon's statements are so filled with errors that I feel some futility in replying to them. Disguised in this drollery is an important message: The real question here is not, "Why do Demon's intimates want to ingratiate themselves with Demon?". The real question is rather, "How far do Demon's lies extend?" Whenever that question is asked, Demon and his myrmidons run and hide. I suspect that that's precisely what they're going to do now so as to avoid hearing me say that Demon's ignorance is matched only by his arrogance. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now I'll simply summarize by stating that when it comes to Demon's tricks, I allege that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to take a strong position on his publicity stunts, which, after all, replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on repressive colonialism. The sooner we do that the better because for Demon's self-deceiving plans to succeed, he needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. Any day now, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "psychotherapeutical" and "pharmacodynamic". They will be incapable of comprehending that every one of us has a role in saving this country from Demon's unregenerate polity. We all know that Demon has put our country in trouble. We may disagree on what to do about it, but we all know that our country is in trouble. May I suggest, therefore, that we reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community? Doing so may help even loopy schlumps see that Demon thinks that his illiterate flock is a respected civil-rights organization. However, a "respected" member of his army of goofy boneheads recently said (to closely paraphrase), "Governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments".

Does Demon have a point? I unequivocally doubt it. He has it all wrong; some people don't seem to mind that he likes to sully a profession that's already held in low esteem. What a sinful world we live in! You may not believe me when I say that he can back up his recommendations only with empty, inflammatory rhetoric, the very thing that Demon vacuously accuses his rivals of using, but the facts are plain and abundant for anyone with the eyes to see and the intelligence to discern fact from fancy. We must take stock of what we know, identify areas for further research, and provide a useful starting point for debate on Demon's unbridled epithets. We must stand as a witness in the divine court of the Eternal Judge and proclaim that Demon's voiced intentions don't match his actual intentions. And we must build a society in which people have a sense of permanence and stability, not chaos and uncertainty. Please join me in incorporating these words into our living credo.

Demon often remarks that his stratagems provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything. That's one of those neat little subreptions that his termagant expositors employ to deceive themselves. The truth is that poison is countered only by an antidote. That much is crystal clear. But did you know that Demon considers "honesty" to be a dirty word? That's why I'm telling you that just because Demon and his goons don't like being labelled as "mudslinging caitiffs" or "stubborn faitours" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. Even as I write those words I can feel Demon cringe. That's okay. Cringe. I don't care because if we can understand what has caused the current plague of virulent Machiavellians, I believe that we can then struggle unceasingly against his unremitting stream of cacodoxies and slander. At this point, let me mention that some of my friends have criticized my previous letters for sounding too negative. They suggested that I adopt a more positive tone in the future. Well, as I've reached the end of this letter, I guess I can try ending on a positive note: I'm positive that Demon gives his most banal statements an appearance of profundity by utilizing polysyllabic words such as "anarchoindividualist" and "counterestablishment".

 

[Aylinato]

 

[Alebrije]

The hell is going on?

Πρέπει να πάρω αυτό το στήθος μου.

Υπομνημάτων ανταπαντήσεως της Awesomest είναι τόσο γεμάτη με άγνοια, εσφαλμένες πληροφορίες, και η παρανόηση της έννοιας της γνωστικισμός ότι δύσκολα ξέρει πού να αρχίσει. Ακόμη και αν δεν προφανή λάθη, όπως η επιμονή του ότι ποτέ δεν θα ονειρευόταν να περάσει από όλα τα είδη των ηθικά παραλυσία και προφανώς ophidian πράγματα για τους άλλους ως μια λεγόμενη "εσωτερική εμπειρία", οι πλάνες των ισχυρισμών του, είναι θεαματικά για όσους από εμάς έχουν εκπαιδεύσει τους εαυτούς μας για τις επιπτώσεις της αυνανισμός. Αλλά, πριν συνεχίσω, επιτρέψτε μου να εξηγήσω ότι λέει ότι δεν έχουμε κανένα λόγο να φοβούνται για τα εγκληματικά βίαιη τάσεις στην κοινωνία μας σήμερα και κατά τα τελευταία δέκα με δεκαπέντε χρόνια. Ωστόσο, θέλει επίσης να σπάσει την ενότητα της οικογένειας. Είμαι ο μόνος που βλέπει την ειρωνεία εκεί; Ρωτώ γιατί προσπαθεί να μας κάνουν να συναινούν σε μια συμφωνία Faustian. Βραχυπρόθεσμα, αυτό το παζάρι μπορεί να μας βοηθήσει σηκωθείτε και να παλέψετε για την κληρονομιά, τις παραδόσεις μας και τις αξίες. Δυστυχώς, σε μακροπρόθεσμη βάση θα επιτρέψει την Awesomest να δοξάσει αμέλεια, κατασταλτικά, δολοφονικές κυβερνήσεις ως ιδεολογικά σωστή εναλλακτική λύση για όλες τις άλλες δυνατότητες.

Παρά το γεγονός ότι η Awesomest βέβαια έχει δικαίωμα να εκφράζει τη γνώμη του, κάνει αναμφισβήτητα δεν είναι όπως την επέκταση του δικαιώματος αυτού σε άτομα των οποίων η γνώμη είναι ότι η Awesomest έχει εξαπατήσει τους ανθρώπους να πιστέψουν ότι κάθε δίποδο πτέρωμα, ανεξάρτητα από την ευφυΐα, την προσωπική επιτυχία, ηθικού χαρακτήρα , αίσθημα ευθύνης, ή λογική, θα πρέπει να δοθεί η εξουσία να κηρύσσουν το μίσος. Μην τον αφήσετε να σας αυταπάτες, πάρα πολύ. Σε περίπτωση που δεν ξέρετε, έχει απεγνωσμένα προσπαθεί σκληρά να κάνει την υπόθεση ότι ο πόλεμος είναι ειρήνη, η ελευθερία είναι σκλαβιά, και η άγνοια είναι δύναμη. Δυστυχώς, η Awesomest, αλλά οφείλω να διαφωνήσω με σεβασμό. Αντεπιχείρημα είναι ότι μου ειλικρινά ισχυρίζονται ότι υπάρχουν στην πραγματικότητα πολλοί άνθρωποι που έχουν την ευφυΐα, τη σοφία, το ταλέντο και την ικανότητα να δώσουμε στους νέους μας τις αξίες που θα εμπνεύσει τους να σταματήσουν καταπατήσεις του Awesomest για μας κληρονομιάς. Στόχος μου είναι να εντοπίσει αυτούς τους ανθρώπους και να τους ενθαρρύνει να με βοηθήσει να τους μηχανισμούς, τη γλώσσα, την ιδεολογία, και φρασεολογία για τον προσδιορισμό του τι είναι σωστό και τι λάθος από τα χέρια του Awesomest και τους υποστηρικτές του και να τους φέρουν πίσω στα χέρια του απλοί άνθρωποι. Ανεξέλεγκτο rantipoles έχουν όλο και περισσότερο αντικαθιστούν την αγάπη και την κατανόηση με την ημιμάθεια και επαναστατικότητα. Η Awesomest έχει πολλά να απαντήσει για όσον αφορά αυτό.

Συγχωρείστε μου αμεσότητα, αλλά αν η Awesomest δεν είχε την προώθηση της ομάδας σκέφτονται στάση επί των επιμέρους ιδέες, απλά δεν θα είχε συμβεί σε μένα για να γράψει το γράμμα που τώρα διαβάζετε. Γιατί, ίσως να είχα πάρει το ρεπό συνολικά. Ή μήπως θα ήμουν έξω μυαλό άνοιγμα, αντί κλείσιμο τους. Σε κάθε περίπτωση, παροξυσμούς του Awesomest δεν είναι ευφυής σάτιρα, όπως ο ίδιος θα σας είχαν να θεωρήσετε. Είναι απλά οι blathering ασυναρτησίες από κάποιον που δεν έχει καμία ιδέα ή την εκτίμησή του τι έχει κοροϊδεύει. Έχει πραγματικά τράβηξε ένα γρήγορο αυτή τη φορά. Σίγουρα, δεν είναι πάρα πολύ thrasonical να συνειδητοποιήσουμε ότι. Κάθε τόσο συχνά θα δείτε την Awesomest θρήνο, δέρνω ο ίδιος, κλαίνε mea culpa για ρίχνει μερικές σταγόνες αρτεμισία σε γενικό ενθουσιασμό μας, και όρκο ποτέ ξανά να είναι τόσο τρελό σεξ. Δυστυχώς, αυτός επανέρχεται πάντα στην παλιά συμπεριφορά του αμέσως μετά, με κάνει να πιστεύω ότι δεν υπάρχει χώρος σε αυτή τη χώρα όπου θα είναι ασφαλείς από toadies του, δεν υπάρχει μέρος όπου δεν είναι στοχευμένες για το μίσος και την επίθεση.

Προσπαθώντας να κρατήσει το Awesomest από τη διάδοση mandarinism όλο neogaf σαν περιστέρι πάνω από τα περιττώματα πλατεία Τραφάλγκαρ είναι ένα παιχνίδι για κορόιδο. Ανεξάρτητα από το πόσο σκληρά προσπαθούμε να τον σταματήσει, θα βρείτε πάντα κάποιο νέο τρόπο για να αυτο-εικόνα ουλή μικρά παιδιά της. Θα χρησιμοποιηθεί μια φράση πριν από λίγα λεπτά. Αναφέρθηκα στο ερμηνευτές του ως «μαχητική mendicants." Θα έπρεπε να απομνημονεύσουν αυτή τη φράση, επειδή, ειλικρινά, πιστεύω ότι το "ζουν και να ζήσουν". Η Awesomest, αντίθετα, απαιτεί όχι μόνο ανοχή και την αποδοχή των ημίμετρα του, αλλά την έγκριση τους. Είναι επειδή, όπως αρπακτικός αιτήματα που υποψιάζομαι ότι ανεξάρτητα από την ηλικία σας, τώρα έχετε μόνο μία επιλογή. Η επιλογή είναι ανάμεσα σε μια δημοκρατική, φιλειρηνική καθεστώς που, έχετε ελπίδα, μπορεί να προειδοποιήσει το κοινό κατά τις επιπόλαιες yobbos των οποίων οι θετικές επιτεύγματα είναι πάντα σχεδόν μηδενική, αλλά των οποίων η έπαρση δύσκολα μπορεί να διακριθεί, και, ως εναλλακτική λύση, η χειραγώγηση που θα επέβαλλε ευέξαπτος και cacodemonic τη στιγμή που μας έχει επιβληθεί από το The Awesomest. Επιλέξτε προσεκτικά, διότι η Awesomest κατάφερε να πείσει ένα μάτσο αναστάτωση knuckleheads να τον βοηθήσει να ταρακουνήσει την πίστη σε όλους τους υπάρχοντες θεσμούς μέσα από τη συστηματική διαστρέβλωση των δύο σύγχρονα και ιστορικά γεγονότα. Ποιο ήταν το αντάλλαγμα εκεί; Θα χρειαστούν μέρες για να δώσει την πλήρη απάντηση στο ερώτημα αυτό, αλλά η ουσία του είναι ότι η Awesomest πιστεύει ότι είναι καλό ότι expostulations του σκουπίσει έξω ευαίσθητα οικοσυστήματα. Είναι δύσκολο να γνωρίζουμε πώς να αντιδράσουμε σε αυτές τις αξίες monumentally άστοχη, αλλά ας δοκιμάσουμε αυτό: Ο κάθε ευκαιρία να χρησιμοποιήσει θανάσιμη βία ως πηγή του χιούμορ. Δεν μπορώ να πιστέψω αυτό το κολοσσιαίο clownishness. Κάθε λογικός άνθρωπος γνωρίζει ότι η Awesomest λέει ότι μπορεί να περπατήσει στο νερό. Τι εννοεί με αυτό, βέβαια, είναι ότι θέλει ελεύθερο να μας μετατρέψουν σε εύκολη λεία για τις χειρότερες κατηγορίες φαρισαϊκή lamebrains υπάρχουν.

Η Awesomest πιστεύει ότι είναι υποχρέωση όλων μας για την προώθηση της μετριότητας σε αξία. Η άποψη αυτή είναι ανάθεμα για την αιτία της ελευθερίας. Αν δεν καταρριφθεί δυνατά το μέλλον μας θα είναι τρομερή πράγματι. Να αντιταχθούμε φυλετισμό, πρέπει να αντιταχθούμε σε υποτροπή. Να αντιταχθούμε σε ανταγωνισμό, πρέπει να αντιταχθούμε διαπιστευτικότητα. Και για να αντιταχθεί στην Awesomest, πρέπει να αντιταχθούμε λωποδυτικός, δυσάρεστα trolls. Σταθείτε με μένα, να είμαι ειλικρινής μαζί μου και να με βοηθήσει να δώσει την τιμωρία Awesomest condign, και μαζί θα θιχτεί η εξουσία. Θα πραγματοποιήσει αυτό το θέμα σε όλη την έκταση της ΟΠΥ.
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Ο χρήστης του deejay8595

 

[Alligatorjandro]

RIP funny pics thread

 

[the chris]

Stupid attempt to be funny

Stupid attempt to be funny #2

Stupid attempt to be funny #3

 

[SaskBoy]

I don't get it. Why is he a frog?

 

[Monocle]

Also, you missed a couple.

 

[Alebrije]

 

[the chris]

I don't get it. Why is he a frog?

 

[chiQ]

My cat does this too:

No, I'm not a crazy cat-lady. I bought a harness for pitstops on long car trips.

 

[Broder Salsa]

No, I'm not a crazy cat-lady. I bought a harness for pitstops on long car trips.

Let us be the judge of that, crazy cat lady.

 

[Alebrije]

 

[ToxicAdam]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

My cat does this too:

No, I'm not a crazy cat-lady. I bought a harness for pitstops on long car trips.

If you weren't crazy your cat wouldn't try to run away.

Nice try though.

 

[Monocle]

 

[the chris]

That is what I like to see.

 

[chiQ]

Let us be the judge of that, crazy cat lady.

 

[Houston3000]

I don't get it. Why is he a frog?

 

[CountAntonius]

This thread.

 

[Kapura]

This thread keeps on finding new and interesting ways to disappoint me.

 

[Alebrije]

 

[the chris]

This thread keeps on finding new and interesting ways to disappoint me.

And yet here you are complaining without posting pictures.

 

[Gav47]

 

[Oxigen_Waste]

It isn't funny... but I lol'd.

 

[darkiguana]

WTF?!?]

Dude, what the hell? Get that shit out of here.

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

I love the "GET OUT!"-Frog.
It's originally from Something Awful, right?

 

[way more]

Dude, what the hell? Get that shit out of here.

Oh, chillax. Us heebmo's got a sense of humor.

 

[Demy]

I'm dying here. Also, I'd like to subscribe to your magazine.

 

[G.O.O.]

Please, no more of this "what is your name," crap. It just encourages the idiots to repost.

I don't disagree with your statement but it wasn't the point of this pic, obviously.

This thread keeps on finding new and interesting ways to disappoint me.

Well sorry your highness.

 

[EmSeta]

Russians drinking Swedish vodka?