NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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I agree that Gregg Williams should be toast in STL, but if Payton doesn't catch just as many games as Williams, it's crap. He's the HC. You can't turn the NFL into the NCAA where you incentivize coaches to stick their heads in the ground.
 
Better go resign Arnaz battle cause Wallace is gone brah

Wallace is a speedster and won't go to a noodle arm/limp dick qb like Alex. Niner receivers are not expected to go deep, they are just expected to block and be nice to Alex (I hear he is very sensitive).

Mike is going to stay in Pitt where he has Ben's rocket arm.

Though if he foolishly leaves it seems we should be able to replace him in two years the way we draft receivers.
 
Yeah, I can't wait for it to start back up. Read the books in the fall, loved them. Started Dance with Dragons but couldn't get into it, something feels off the first 100 pages or so. A few of the oft repeated lines get tired quickly.

Everyone hates AFFC but it's probably written better than the rest.
 
We still need reps for the following teams for the mock draft:

Miami (6-10) -

Carolina (6-10) -

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) -

New York Jets (8-8) -

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

Tennessee (9-7) -

Houston* (10-6) -
 
First 3 were really fun. Tore right through them last year before the show started. Got to 4, and it was a slog. 5 was no better. Same thing happened to the Harry Potter series after 4. Too much sprawl. I guess editors just stop giving a fuck once sales are guaranteed

edit: There's like 900 Texans fans here. How do they have no volunteers?
 
Wallace is a speedster and won't go to a noodle arm/limp dick qb like Alex. Niner receivers are not expected to go deep, they are just expected to block and be nice to Alex (I hear he is very sensitive).

Mike is going to stay in Pitt where he has Ben's rocket arm.

Though if he foolishly leaves it seems we should be able to replace him in two years the way we draft receivers.

He may not be sf bound but he won't stay in pit. Your team is too cheap!
 
I'll do the Bills.

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Whoever recommend Bell's Hopslam, thank you. It is a little expensive @ 17.99 a sixpack in my area, but it is simply a great beer.

Add into this some Arduino programming and the pain of missing football isn't so bad. I wish I hadn't blown through Uncharted: GA so fast, otherwise I would be playing my Vita. Anybody interested in buying or trading another Vita game for Uncharted?
 
He may not be sf bound but he won't stay in pit. Your team is too cheap!

You might be right that he is gone but the Steelers are not cheap and usually resign guys. They just don't spend or believe in FA. You can't argue with the results. We have fielded a lot of good teams in the past 20+ years. How many other teams can say that?
 
Yeah, I can't wait for it to start back up. Read the books in the fall, loved them. Started Dance with Dragons but couldn't get into it, something feels off the first 100 pages or so. A few of the oft repeated lines get tired quickly.

Everyone hates AFFC but it's probably written better than the rest.
Still haven't finished the last book either. I'm going to try pushing thru soon.
 
We still need reps for the following teams for the mock draft:

Miami (6-10) -

Carolina (6-10) -

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) -

Dallas (8-8) -

New York Jets (8-8) -

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

Tennessee (9-7) -

Houston* (10-6) -

I can do the Cowboys if none of the other more prominent Cowboys fans are willing.
 
You might be right that he is gone but the Steelers are not cheap and usually resign guys. They just don't spend or believe in FA. You can't argue with the results. We have fielded a lot of good teams in the past 20+ years. How many other teams can say that?

You've lucked out with a lot of picks. That is over now and you will be resigned to mediocre seasons or one-and-dones against guys like tebow
 
I don't think they're equal. One is only heinous in the context of the rules of the sport. The other additionally concerns the health of other players, which IMO is a step beyond just trying to circumvent the rules.

I'm pretty sure players are out to hurt certain franchise players within the confines of the play regardless of incentives.

edit: or I guess ninja said it already....


But there are deliberate, hard, vicious hits in the NFL every week that don't require the added motivation of a bounty. You're right in that it's all about the perception though.

Also, :jnc @ Saints for having to franchise tag the only player to ever make that team relevant.
 
I'm going to start collecting names for people that want to participate in the 2012 GAF NFL mock draft. I'll do it like last year: I won't assume you're in unless you tell me. It should be considered a consensus pick - team members should collaborate to choose someone instead of one just blurting out their pick. My daughter is impatient and owns my iPad, so i'm going to be less patient in waiting; say, four hours selection time per team. You don't make the time, you get skipped.

Raiders fans - You don't have to.


Indianapolis (2-14) - LukeSmith, Narag

St. Louis (2-14) - squicken

Minnesota (3-13) - Slo

Cleveland (4-12) - Wes, hiryu

Tampa Bay (4-12) - I H8 Memes

Washington (5-11) - mr2xxx, LiveWire

Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon

Miami (6-10) -

Carolina (6-10) -

Buffalo (6-10) - LJ11

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) -

Arizona (8-8) - Squall ASF

Dallas (8-8) - Sviatoslav

Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe

New York Jets (8-8) -

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

San Diego (8-8) - Nightz

Chicago (8-8) - yacobod, cuevas, PhD.

Tennessee (9-7) -

Cincinnati* (9-7) -

Cleveland - from Atlanta* (10-6) - Wes, hiryu

Detroit* (10-6) - Doorman, goldlion054, Plinko, beast786

Pittsburgh* (12-4) - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, AngmarsKing701

Denver* (8-8) - Godslay

Houston* (10-6) -

New England - from New Orleans* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

Green Bay* (15-1) - eznark, Buckethead, mastershake, TheLegendary, brentech, Greg, wienke

Baltimore* (12-4) - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato

San Francisco* (13-3) - methodman, FrenchMovieTheme, LevelNth

New England* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

New York Giants* (9-7) - Futurevoid, Wellington, Striker, BigAT





No. Because we don't have anything to trade and it gets messy. Rams age should just try to determine who gets drafted with the Rams pick. Also, let's keep the regulars to their teams for now. We'll fill it out once the main ones are complete.
Can you add me under the Eagles?
 
We still need reps for the following teams for the mock draft:

Miami (6-10) -

Carolina (6-10) -

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) -

New York Jets (8-8) -

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

Tennessee (9-7) -

Houston* (10-6) -
Idk when you're doing this or if I'm gonna be around, but the Miami Dolphins select Dre Fitzpatrick.
 
I feel as if we are still missing a lot of people and not even the small key guys. The guys that post a decent amount.


Don't see your name? give your team.

Afc East

New England Patriots ( 17 ) - Alligatorjandro , Dutch Patriot , Milchjon , Sanjuro Tsubaki , Tom Penny, TheFatOne , Big-E, Bread , Dragon, Lunchbox , HowardRoark, ATF487, ActStriker, Case , msdstc , FlawlessCowboy , Heavy

New York Jets ( 5 ) - Fox318 , darkside31337, bob_arctor , talisayNon , captmcblack, Not a Jellyfish

Miami Dolphins ( 4 ) - TheDrizzlerJ11 , Jason's Ultimatum ,Wrayfield , jergrah


Buffalo Bills (7 ) - LJ11 , WanderingWind , Mifune , OnPoint , Raistlin, Onix , CrankyJay

Afc North

Pittsburgh Steelers ( 13 ) - Jakncoke , DeaconKnowledge , bionic77 , chuckddd , Spectral Glider , AngmarsKing701 , DeathbyVolcano , 789shadow ,
Crazymoogle , harSon , ramirez , marleyman , 3N16MA

Baltimore Ravens ( 5 ) - BaltimoreLarry , Nakazato , crimzonflame , DarienA , Bolt Vanderhuge , Draft

Cincinati Bengals ( 4 ) - vas_a_morir, firex , coldplay619 , nateeasy

Cleveland Browns ( 6 ) - Wes , hiryu , jdez15(mother approval pending), Oozer3993, Kave_Man , SlackAdjuster

Afc West

Denver Broncos (7 ) - Godslay , GraveRobberX , HarryDemeanor , Troll, Red13th, Chiggs, H1NCH ,
Kansas City Chiefs ( 3 ) - Pantherlotus , DuaneCunningham , MalleyMal

Oakland Raiders ( 4) - Bill Murray , rorschach , NawidA , filler

San Diego Chargers ( 4 ) - Nightz , Hartt951 , Noriega , Saerk

Afc South

Houston Texans ( 7 ) - MechDX, smokey, miguel , captive , jmdajr, Vyer , Syracuse022

Indianapolis Colts ( 5 ) - Narag , LukeSmith , Skiptastic , SuperMalo , TheApatheticOne

Tennesee Titans ( 2 ) - The M.O.B, sf2fanatic

Jacksonville Jaguars ( 4 ) - Tamanon , iapetus, Zaraki_Kenpachi , Dre3001


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Nfc East

Washington Redskins ( 5 ) - Ninja Scooter , mr2xxx , LiveWire , SonnyBoy , Ænima

Dallas Cowboys ( 8 ) - levious , h3ro , pelicansurf , Sviatoslav, Somnia, Woodchuck, Enron , Zeke

Philedelphia Eagles ( 6) - yankeehater , effzee , CB3 , Brinbe , Konka, Jabee

New York Giants ( 12 ) - Futurevoid , Wellington , BigAT, Nemesis121 , Striker ,
dschalter , thefrankman , Bluetsunami , neoemonk , d[-_-]b ,yankeeforever2 , Draxal

Nfc North


Green Bay Packers ( 14 ) - Eznark , Buckethead , Greg , wienke ,
mastershake , TheLegendary , Elfforkusu , ZZMitch , ConradCervantes , Az Greg , brentech, ink4n3 , _madtown , skip

Detroit Lions ( 9 ) - goldlion054 , beast786 , Plinko , WedgeX , Kosmo , PhoenixDark , Gaborn ,
Kastrioti , Doorman

Minnesota Vikings ( 7 ) - Slo, Eric Walton , BannedEpisode , TheJollyCorner , Annhog,smokeymcpot , PenguinPoacher

Chicago Bears ( 7 ) - cuevas, PhD. , yacobod , Equus Bellator Apex , MrBob,minx88 , Seda , khold
Nfc South

Carolina Panthers ( 4 ) - Grover Cleveland , Bowser , Dynasty , LegendofJoe

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5 ) - snesfreak , I H8 Memes , DMczaf , mwsnatural , Meier

New Orleans Saints ( 5 ) - Cajunator , Big Baybee , Dirtbag , Themadcowtipper , CrunchyFrog

Atlanta Falcons (11 ) - Talon- , RBH , tmdorsey , Ceebs , DCX ,Lead Based Paint , storybook77 , B1gg_Randall , verbum , meadowrag , AndresON777


Nfc West

San Fransisco 49ers ( 10) - FrenchMovieTheme , Drakeon , Doomsayer , Corran Horn, bigosc2k , LevelNth , firen, GullyState, Devolution ,BeautifulMemory

Arizona Cardinals ( 3 ) - BakedPigeon , Squall ASF , astrolad

St. Louis Rams ( 6 ) - squicken, nomartyme , souja , hokahey , Major_Lazer , overcast ,
Seattle Seahawks (4 ) - {Not me fuckers} - bluemax , Bishoptl , Hitoage, Canuck76

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As practically the only Bengal fan on GAF, I'm afraid I am disinterested in the mock draft. So, I entrust the franchise to any one of my fellow MLBGAF Members of good repute. Personally, I NOMINATE JAKNCOKE. Your honor demands you accept.
 
As practically the only Bengal fan on GAF, I'm afraid I am disinterested in the mock draft. So, I entrust the franchise to any one of my fellow MLBGAF Members of good repute. Personally, I NOMINATE JAKNCOKE. Your honor demands you accept.

A Bengals fan nominating a Steelers fan?

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
 
GRRR. I finished Normal Mode in Super Stardust Delta and took over the number one spot in the high score arcade rankings amongst my friends with 46 million. I put the thing in sleep mode and came back and when I closed out of the game and reopened it an hour later it hadn't saved my score.:( Stupid PSN.
 
If I was in the mock draft, I'd trade all my picks to move up in the first round, and then draft LSU's punter. (presuming he's coming out this year, can't remember)

I dare :jnc to top that.

:jasonbay
 
Where's my alcoholic brother Cuavas?


Jacncoke said:
I'll do the Pats

And with the 1st round

*just in*

Pats trade round 1 for 2nd round 2012 and 2nd and 4th round in 2013

I would embrace you as one of my Patriots Brothers.
 
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