NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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I don't post for 3 weeks and everything has changed. It's like I skipped a few episodes of a show and have no clue what is going on. Only that makes no sense considering this is a thread and not a show plus I have no clue what I am talking about.
 
I don't post for 3 weeks and everything has changed. It's like I skipped a few episodes of a show and have no clue what is going on. Only that makes no sense considering this is a thread and not a show plus I have no clue what I am talking about.
You missed a lot of nothing football-related.

If this thread was a show, it would be those episodes after the opener when nothing happens. Or maybe an extended dream sequence.
 
GAF withdrawal. Did not post or visit for 3 weeks (studying/school) and now getting back to the threads I was posting in before the hiatus.

You didn't miss much. jakncoke compiled a fan list of every team, there's preparations for a mock draft, and the Saints are dirty cheaters whose SB win will be forever tainted.

Or something.
 
We still need reps for the following teams for the mock draft:

Miami (6-10) -

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) -

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

Tennessee (9-7) -

Houston* (10-6) -
 
I liked the ending so whatev but S4 and S5 were awful.

Daniel = worst character ever.
I ended up reading what the ending was. I did the same with Twilight if that gives you any indication of my interest level.

Always tempted to watch it during it's run but by the time I was ready to jump in and catch up my sister told me it had already started to suck.
Yeah, they kept piling more and more questions up, and by that point I didn't care to hear any answers.

I wish the ratings were bad and they wrapped it up after a few seasons instead of 6.

Yeah but I'm not bothered by that. Personality is overrated.
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I'm not that easy. Even Taylor Swift got shut down.
 
We still need reps for the following teams for the mock draft:

Miami (6-10) -

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) -

New York Jets (8-8) -

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

Tennessee (9-7) -

Houston* (10-6) -

All right I wasn't going to do this but since my fellow Jets fans are total slackers I will place this burden of responsibility onto my own shoulders. I'll carry this just like Mark Sanchez is going to carry the Jets to the Super Bowl this season.
 
All right I wasn't going to do this but since my fellow Jets fans are total slackers I will place this burden of responsibility onto my own shoulders. I'll carry this just like Mark Sanchez is going to carry the Jets to the Super Bowl this season.

Just being on the clock is going make you shrivel up and cry and crawl into Kate Upton's arms?
 
6 more teams to go. Where are all those Texans fans that said nobody was talking about them? Come on.

Here's the updated list:



Indianapolis (2-14) - LukeSmith, Narag

St. Louis (2-14) - squicken

Minnesota (3-13) - Slo

Cleveland (4-12) - Wes, hiryu

Tampa Bay (4-12) - I H8 Memes

Washington (5-11) - mr2xxx, LiveWire

Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon

Miami (6-10) -

Carolina (6-10) - Bowser

Buffalo (6-10) - LJ11

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) - Canuck76

Arizona (8-8) - Squall ASF

Dallas (8-8) - Sviatoslav

Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE

New York Jets (8-8) - darkside31337

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

San Diego (8-8) - Nightz

Chicago (8-8) - yacobod, cuevas, PhD.

Tennessee (9-7) -

Cincinnati* (9-7) -

Cleveland - from Atlanta* (10-6) - Wes, hiryu

Detroit* (10-6) - Doorman, goldlion054, Plinko, beast786

Pittsburgh* (12-4) - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, AngmarsKing701

Denver* (8-8) - Godslay

Houston* (10-6) -

New England - from New Orleans* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

Green Bay* (15-1) - eznark, Buckethead, mastershake, TheLegendary, brentech, Greg, wienke

Baltimore* (12-4) - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato

San Francisco* (13-3) - methodman, FrenchMovieTheme, LevelNth

New England* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

New York Giants* (9-7) - Futurevoid, Wellington, Striker, BigAT
 
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What is that from?
 
6 more teams to go. Where are all those Texans fans that said nobody was talking about them? Come on.

Here's the updated list:



Indianapolis (2-14) - LukeSmith, Narag

St. Louis (2-14) - squicken

Minnesota (3-13) - Slo

Cleveland (4-12) - Wes, hiryu

Tampa Bay (4-12) - I H8 Memes

Washington (5-11) - mr2xxx, LiveWire

Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon

Miami (6-10) -

Carolina (6-10) - Bowser

Buffalo (6-10) - LJ11

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) -

Arizona (8-8) - Squall ASF

Dallas (8-8) - Sviatoslav

Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE

New York Jets (8-8) - darkside31337

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

San Diego (8-8) - Nightz

Chicago (8-8) - yacobod, cuevas, PhD.

Tennessee (9-7) -

Cincinnati* (9-7) -

Cleveland - from Atlanta* (10-6) - Wes, hiryu

Detroit* (10-6) - Doorman, goldlion054, Plinko, beast786

Pittsburgh* (12-4) - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, AngmarsKing701

Denver* (8-8) - Godslay

Houston* (10-6) -

New England - from New Orleans* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

Green Bay* (15-1) - eznark, Buckethead, mastershake, TheLegendary, brentech, Greg, wienke

Baltimore* (12-4) - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato

San Francisco* (13-3) - methodman, FrenchMovieTheme, LevelNth

New England* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

New York Giants* (9-7) - Futurevoid, Wellington, Striker, BigAT

Texans are too mainstream now. All the true hipsters are repping Arizona.
 
Was this posted?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000...f-malicious-intent?module=HP11_headline_stack

Ex-Bills safety says Williams had bounty program in place during his tenure as the head coach...

Wire cited a clean hit made on Detroit Lions running back James Stewart during a 2003 preseason game. Stewart -- who had rushed for more than 1,000 yards the previous season -- badly damaged his shoulder on the play and was forced to retire at the age of 31.

"Now, it's unthinkable that was my reality," Wire said. "I shattered James Stewart's shoulder, and he never played again. I was showered with praise for that. It's a shame that's how it was. Now I see how wrong that was."

I'd be shocked if Williams is still in the league after all of this is said and done.
 
I remember when Gibbs retired again, all the defensive players went to bat for Williams and wanted him to get the HC job instead of Zorn....lol no wonder they wanted to keep getting paid.
 
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Madden 13 cover candidates:


Buffalo Bills: Ryan Fitzpatrick and Stevie Johnson
Miami Dolphins: Brandon Marshall and Reggie Bush
New England Patriots: Rob Gronkowski and Wes Welker
New York Jets: Darrelle Revis and Mark Sanchez

Houston Texans: Arian Foster and Andre Johnson
Indianapolis Colts: Dwight Freeney and Robert Mathis
Jacksonville Jaguars: Maurice Jones-Drew and Blaine Gabbert
Tennessee Titans: Chris Johnson and Jake Locker

Denver Broncos: Tim Tebow and Von Miller
Kansas City Chiefs: Dwayne Bowe and Derrick Johnson
Oakland Raiders: Sebastian Janikowski and Shane Lechler
San Diego Chargers: Philip Rivers and Antonio Gates

Dallas Cowboys: Jason Witten and DeMarcus Ware
New York Giants: Jason Pierre-Paul and Victor Cruz
Philadelphia Eagles: Michael Vick and LeSean McCoy
Washington Redskins: Brian Orakpo and Ryan Kerrigan

Arizona Cardinals: Larry Fitzgerald and Patrick Peterson
San Francisco 49ers: Patrick Willis and Vernon Davis
Seattle Seahawks: Marshawn Lynch and Earl Thomas
St. Louis Rams: Chris Long and Brandon Lloyd

Atlanta Falcons: Matt Ryan and Julio Jones
Carolina Panthers: Cam Newton and Steve Smith
New Orleans Saints: Drew Brees and Jimmy Graham
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Josh Freeman and LeGarrette Blount
 
Jesus, how many managers has Chelsea gone through in the last 6 years?

Mourinho was manager from 04 to the end of 07 and since then it's been a turnstile. On top of AVB it's been Grant, Scolari, Hiddink, Ancelloti running the show for a while, with only the last one making it through a full season.

Yeah.

Also have no idea what a Bounty chocolate bar is. I thought Bounty was paper towels.
 
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