NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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I do feel bad for Tebow in the sense that he's being fucked in an offseason for the second time in a row. Last season the lockout ruined his chance at training camp prep. Now he'll be traded to a new team, new system, new offense; at least he'll get to attend training camp, but it won't be the same.
 
We should start placing the players drafted in bold so they stand out from all the gaffer names.

Thank Tebus that Peyton didn't go to SF :) I was thinking the best scenario was Denver so that SF would have no QB. Would have been hilarious but alas, Smith swallowed his pride. There's still hope he signs with Miami, hilarity ensues.
 
Brown's are up.


Indianapolis (2-14) - LukeSmith, Narag - Andrew Luck

Washington (5-11) - mr2xxx, LiveWire - Robert Griffin III

Minnesota (3-13) - Slo

Cleveland (4-12) - Wes, hiryu

Tampa Bay (4-12) - I H8 Memes

St. Louis (2-14) - squicken

Jacksonville (5-11) - Tamanon

Miami (6-10) - Junie12

Carolina (6-10) - Bowser

Buffalo (6-10) - LJ11

Kansas City (7-9) -

Seattle (7-9) - Canuck76, Bluemax

Arizona (8-8) - Squall ASF

Dallas (8-8) - Sviatoslav

Philadelphia (8-8) - yankeehater, Brinbe, JABEE

New York Jets (8-8) - darkside31337

Cincinnati - from Oakland (8-8) -

San Diego (8-8) - Nightz

Chicago (8-8) - yacobod, cuevas, PhD.

Tennessee (9-7) - The M.O.B, sf2fanatic

Cincinnati* (9-7) -

Cleveland - from Atlanta* (10-6) - Wes, hiryu

Detroit* (10-6) - Doorman, goldlion054, Plinko, beast786, Agent Icebeezy

Pittsburgh* (12-4) - DeaconKnowledge, chuckddd, AngmarsKing701

Denver* (8-8) - Godslay

Houston* (10-6) - Vyer

New England - from New Orleans* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

Green Bay* (15-1) - eznark, Buckethead, mastershake, TheLegendary, brentech, Greg, wienke

Baltimore* (12-4) - BaltimoreLarry, Nakazato

San Francisco* (13-3) - methodman, FrenchMovieTheme, LevelNth

New England* (13-3) - Dutch Patriot, Alligatorjandro, Case, ActStriker, Bread

New York Giants* (9-7) - Futurevoid, Wellington, Striker, BigAT

I am a fan
 
@willbrinson: Broncos are now 10/1 to win the Super Bowl @Sportsbook_com. Behind only Packers, Pats, Saints, 49ers. Crazy.

holy shit
 
Those same fans will become converts after Tebowmania v 2.0 strikes and they get into the playoffs.
Tougher division, by a long shot. NE, and BUF are upgrading, Jets treading water, and Miami losing pieces. Its a big hill to climb to a wildcard. But its Tebow and you never know, but it will be tough.
 
I don't think they reached out for any aside from Flynn, did they?

They must have. They are obviously not content with McCoy considering what they offered for the #2 pick and how butt hurt they got over losing out on the pick. There is pretty much no talent on offense there. Maybe the least talented offense in the league. The colts are pretty bad too. At least the Rams have sjax.
 
@willbrinson: Broncos are now 10/1 to win the Super Bowl @Sportsbook_com. Behind only Packers, Pats, Saints, 49ers. Crazy.

holy shit
I told my buddy to put 100 down on the Broncos when they first posted odds for the season.

I bet he's mad he didn't take my advice.
 
And you people need to get on IRC, it's not safe enough here anymore.

Its safe as long as you follow these basic rules:

1. Post only in a couple of threads with Gaffers that you know well

2. Dont fucking post in Gaming

3. dont fucking post in Political, religious, or controversial threads unless you have a bare minimum input to share.

This is the guidelines Im trying to follow to keep myself from another banishment. It fucking sucked. Us Falcons fans gotta stick together!
 
Matt Flynn don't want no sexual predators on his line!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...-lineman-arrested-for-sexual-assault/related/

Last month, however, Seahawks offensive lineman Jarriel King was arrested in South Carolina for allegedly having forcible sex with a highly-intoxicated woman, according to WCSC-TV. Charged with the same crime was Arthur Lee Denson-Holmes.

The men allegedly were drinking and smoking marijuana with the alleged victim at King’s apartment. The trio went to a nightclub then returned to the apartment, and continued to drink and smoke. The alleged victim claims that she became dizzy and lightheaded and laid on a bed. The two men allegedly disrobed her and raped her, even though she claims she repeatedly told them to stop.
 
Fuck Scott Pioli.

Don't worry

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He's got your back
 
Its safe as long as you follow these basic rules:

1. Post only in a couple of threads with Gaffers that you know well

2. Dont fucking post in Gaming

3. dont fucking post in Political, religious, or controversial threads unless you have a bare minimum input to share.

This is the guidelines Im trying to follow to keep myself from another banishment. It fucking sucked.
Unless you're amir0x, in which case you can go into every single one and shit it up and get away with it.
Us Falcons fans gotta stick together!
:jnc
 
Never forget what the first reply was in this thread:




My personal Broncos related happiest moments since the back to back Super Bowl wins:

Trading for Champ Bailey

Playoff win over New England

Meeting and taking a photo with Terrell Davis

Firing of Josh McDaniels

Playoff win over Steelers last season (as well as all the Tebow heroics during the reg season)

Peyton signing



There's been so few genuinely happy moments compared to all the sad moments (Elway retiring, Davis' shortened career, Mastermind's firing, player deaths, McDaniels' dismantling of the Broncos offense, etc.)
 
The Broncos won't even make the playoffs this year.

(Wishful thinking, but oh well)

Edit: My personal favorite sports moment is Elway winning his first Super Bowl, with the second being him retiring on top, though that was bittersweet. I actually enjoyed Jake the Snake, Cutler, Orton, and Tebow. But I will never, ever, ever cheer for Manning. Ever.
 
This is one of my favorite comments from ESPN right now

MattRyanForever

Wherever Tebow goes I will support him. Denver's loss will be some other team's gain. But John Elway has just screwed the Denver Broncos. Manning will get hurt and won't play a full season, and Tebow will go somewhere else and lead a team to the playoffs.
 
Seriously I need a logical explanation from a Dolphins here as to why you're anti-Tebow.

He managed to do something your team hasn't done in 12 years. Win a playoff game.

You don't have a chance of winning anything season. If you're going to suck, at least do it in entertaining fashion. And maybe lightning in a bottle will strike twice.

You seriously need an explanation? Jesus.
 

I'm not being salty. I couldn't care less what the Broncos do really. It's just that Peyton has been in the league for 14 seasons. He's won one super bowl. He's 36 coming off a major injury playing on a new team that really isn't all that great. The notion that the Broncos have better odds of winning a SB than the Giants (among others) is pretty ridiculous.
 
Im surprised he is salty at Denver going away from Tebow. Isn't he a Jets fan?

Jets, Broncos, Mets, Rays....darkside is a conviction-less squicken

I'm not being salty. Peyton's been in the league for 14 seasons. He's won one super bowl. He's 36 coming off a major injury playing on a new team that really isn't all that great. The notion that the Broncos have better odds of winning a SB than the Giants (among others) is pretty ridiculous.

Oh, i agree with that 100%. But their odds are astronomically better than with Tebow
 
Never forget what the first reply was in this thread:





My personal Broncos related happiest moments since the back to back Super Bowl wins:

Trading for Champ Bailey

Playoff win over New England

Meeting and taking a photo with Terrell Davis

Firing of Josh McDaniels

Playoff win over Steelers last season (as well as all the Tebow heroics during the reg season)

Peyton signing



There's been so few genuinely happy moments compared to all the sad moments (Elway retiring, Davis' shortened career, Mastermind's firing, player deaths, McDaniels' dismantling of the Broncos offense, etc.)


How old are you?

Atwater v. Okoye
 
Not that bothered at Peyton not coming to the Titans, but that probably because I'm not from Tennessee (probably the only the Titans fan from the UK haha )

Will be an interesting fit in Denver
 
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