NFL Off-Season Thread: "Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?"

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Alex Smith. The Stupidback.

He had to deal with a new system every season. Baw.
Finds a good system and obtains player which could have gotten him to the Super Bowl. Meh.
Decides to talk his way out of town and deal with a new terrible system. Baw.
 
Bring Timmy to Philly. Tebow and Vick: The duality of man, nature, and ethics in one green, conflicted, roiling package.

I would love for the Eagles to get Tebow. He was really impressive last year, and with a team that elieves in him and real offensive coaches I think he could be really good.
 
Well, I guess the Broncos are going to officially unretire number 18 then.
 
Commitment? LIke picking a guy number 1 overall and giving him a shitload of money? He's played like ass for 95% of his 49er career, they don't owe him shit.

That's fine. He doesn't owe them shit either. They keep goofing around thinking he's going to come crawling home. But Alex has had enough. He will show them what he's really capable of while they're stuck with Kaepernick at QB and HoFlynn wins the Seahawks the division.
 
That's fine. He doesn't owe them shit either. They keep goofing around thinking he's going to come crawling home. But Alex has had enough. He will show them what he's really capable of while they're stuck with Kaepernick at QB and HoFlynn wins the Seahawks the division.

because he doesn't have much of a market. He's more valuable to the Niners than to any other team. Miami is just a desperate, badly run organization, that's the only reason they are showing interest.
 
That's fine. He doesn't owe them shit either. They keep goofing around thinking he's going to come crawling home. But Alex has had enough. He will show them what he's really capable of while they're stuck with Kaepernick at QB and HoFlynn wins the Seahawks the division.

Harbaugh with Kaepernick at QB will end up with a better record than Alex Smith on the Dolphins.

Alex Smith is garbage and he'll go back to being garbage when he doesn't have Harbaugh covering up his deficiencies.
 
The Browns (Wes and hiryu). They have until 5pm or I'll (or squicken or Deaconknowledge if either of them is back) make the pick for them.

I thought you were just getting jumped by the next team?

Makes more sense with the way you wanna do it, but just thought I read that here somewhere.
 
Dutch Patriot said:
I thought you were just getting jumped by the next team?

Makes more sense with the way you wanna do it, but just thought I read that here somewhere.
I could be wrong but I thought that was the way Deacon layed it out. I'd have to try and find his original post...
 
Cmon, Alex. You know you want to live in Miami. Imagine all the hot Cuban chicks, the year-round amazing weather. You could sit courtside at Heat games. Miami has amazing beaches.

Do the right thing Alex. Sign with Miami.
 
I'm hoping that the Manning deal means that we can spend a good 3-4 years grooming a successor. We need someone back there that'll be learning the offense, picking up on queues, and really ready to step up when Manning's time is up.

I wish I was back in Denver so I could see them more frequently this year. At least the Manning deal is going to guarantee some more TV time.
 
5head peyton manning ruined the GAF mock draft.

Dude, Bobbi Kristina is the official 5head.

5head and her dad's teeth.
 
I'm hoping that the Manning deal means that we can spend a good 3-4 years grooming a successor. We need someone back there that'll be learning the offense, picking up on queues, and really ready to step up when Manning's time is up.

I wish I was back in Denver so I could see them more frequently this year. At least the Manning deal is going to guarantee some more TV time.

C. Paint to Denver?
 
Lol at Manning not going to SF because he doesn't want to be pressured into a championship. That dude is so fucking hungry for another ring. He knows he can get it done in Denver.

On one hand, I'm pleased because he didn't go the shitty piece of shit fanbase for a piece of shit organization 49ers.

On the other hand, now the Raiders are pretty much guaranteed to lose the division for the next three years (though there is always Wild Card).
Lmao a Raiders fan talking about fan bases. Raider Nation is the scum of the Bay Area.
 
The Browns (Wes and hiryu). They have until 5pm or I'll (or squicken or Deaconknowledge if either of them is back) make the pick for them.
Sorry stuck in the country on a field trip.

Whoever is available from Claibourne, Richardson, Blackmon in that order unless Hiryu disagrees or has already said something. Go with his opinion!
 
Sorry stuck in the country on a field trip.

Whoever is available from Claibourne, Richardson, Blackmon in that order unless Hiryu disagrees or has already said something. Go with his opinion!

Browns take Morris Claibourne.

The Taco Bell/Sony fanboys are up.
 
loading up on receivers?

trade bait?

no more branch?

I have no clue...Maybe bring them all in for camp and let them fight it out. Think Ocho get cut and Branch returns for camp and might make the roster purely based on his relationship with Brady.

Or Josh is bringing back all his old buddies...Time to trade for Moss and Jabar Gaffney.

Hell let's call Chad Jackson!
 
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