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[GameplayWhore]

Pft, don't blame your lack of willpower on us!

I have a chocolate bunny sitting right over there and I haven't the slightest desire to eat it.

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Pure chocolate is awful.

I eat chocolate like three or four times a year, not counting nutritional bars.

I'm definitely verging on having a Great Cornholio moment. Perhaps some tea will settle me down…

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I eat chocolate like three or four times a year, not counting nutritional bars.

I'm definitely verging on having a Great Cornholio moment. Perhaps some tea will settle me down…

...but tea has caffeine

 

[GameplayWhore]

...but tea has caffeine

Yeahbutitsasoothingsortofcaffeinethatdoesntpepyouuplikecoffeejustlookatmeimprettylaidbackatthemoment.

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wow, GAF forces in a space if you write words that are too long

 

[Emitan]

Yeahbutitsasoothingsortofcaffeinethatdoesntpepyouuplikecoffeejustlookatmeimprettylaidbackatthemoment.

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wow, GAF forces in a space if you write words that are too long

Its bad for low res screens

 

[GameplayWhore]

Its bad for low res screens

Good point. I checked it on my phone, and even with the current forced space, the sentence above just runs off the screen. You'd think that it'd force word wrapping in the renderer.


Edit: Crashing now. Anybody got some spare crack? Or maybe a kilo of Pez?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Seems Gears of War 3 has come for me in the mail. I don't remember ordering it. I must have been very intoxicated.

It's actually your webcam from SA.

 

[Hawkian]

It's actually your webcam from SA.

It's a good game. I gave it my 360 game of the year award last year.

If you ever need a co-op partner, lemme know.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I don't know if I posted this, but I'm posting again if I did because it's amazing

IT'S LIKE STUDIO 54 THERE ARE SO MANY LINES GOING ON

 

[Lissar]

For your laughing pleasure, 11 year old Lissar:

With fashion sense like that, it's no wonder I couldn't get the boys. D:

Also, snakes (not mine.)

 

[ShockingAlberto]

OMG

 

[Davedough]

For your laughing pleasure, 11 year old Lissar:

With fashion sense like that, it's no wonder I couldn't get the boys. D:

Also, snakes (not mine.)

Wow. Its great that you were thoughtful enough to ensure that your cheeks could see as well as your eyes. Those glasses are fantastic!

Edit: Does that shirt say Elvis? Please. Please say it does.

Fake Edit 2: Is that a real Lissar smile?

 

[Lissar]

I want to say that the shirt says NEWS, but it's been A LITTLE WHILE so I don't really recall.

That's not really a smile. It's not even a Lissar smile.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I mean this as inoffensively as possible, but if Drew Carey were in a movie where he played a little girl, that's what it would look like.

 

[Lissar]

*depressed*

 

[Davedough]

*depressed*

<-- dont worry, you turned out hot. =)

 

[Hawkian]

Damn, seriously way to demonstrate the whole "blossoming" concept there Lissar! Do you still have those glasses tucked away somewhere? I say we do a followup recreation of that pic.

 

[GameplayWhore]

<-- dont worry, you turned out hot. =)

This is like one of those movies where the "ugly" girl just took off her glasses

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and drew a cheekheart

and magically became the prom queen. I've seen it a dozen times.

 

[leadbelly]

Those glasses!

 

[Lissar]

<-- dont worry, you turned out hot. =)

Awww. It did take some work though (fashion!)

Damn, seriously way to demonstrate the whole "blossoming" concept there Lissar! Do you still have those glasses tucked away somewhere? I say we do a followup recreation of that pic.

My mother actually saved every pair of glasses I've ever had. I wonder if I could even put those on my face anymore though, some are pretty tiny (since I've had to wear them since 6 months old.)

 

[Hawkian]

I wonder if I could even put those on my face anymore though, some are pretty tiny (since I've had to wear them since 6 months old.)

oh I think it's worth a shot!

 

[ShockingAlberto]

We were talking about it in IRC, but if you (anyone) could get laser eye surgery and lose your glasses, would you?

 

[Hawkian]

Never had glasses or contacts so my instincts are hell yes I would do so as soon as possible but then again I've been told I'm attractive in a nice pair of glasses so who can really tell with these things? The world is a confusing, coalescing void of dangers and exhilarations, careening through the universe with no regard for the lives of its inhabitants

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I think if I lost my glasses, I'd be losing a part of my identity.

I might end up getting the surgery one day, but I'd probably really agonize over it.

 

[Lissar]

*gets glasses surgically attached to face*

Problem solved!

 

[Dr.Palutena]

Never had glasses but if i did no way, i dont really want to part take in what i consider unnecessary surgery plus glasses can be damn stylish/sexy and have next to no stigma against them anymore.

 

[Professor Beef]

Great, now I am more sick than I was yesterday. I am blaming this entirely on Lissar because of that hilarious picture.

 

[Davedough]

I have perfect vision but shit hearing..... but, I"m getting surgery tomorrow to fix that =P

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I have perfect vision but shit hearing..... but, I"m getting surgery tomorrow to fix that =P

The surgery is to get Dave's vision down to the level of his hearing.

 

[Lissar]

Join us in all of our beglassed glory!

 

[Sadetar]

Pfffffffffft. Like most women, I'm sure you look adorably messy. Shame about your breath though.

Then it seems I look adorably messy the whole day, cause I generally don't brush, comb or do anything to my hair in the morning. I have noticed it would just look even worse, so I don't bother and just sleep couple minutes more.

Whether or not it's sexy or cute I don't know. I DO know that it is awful to comb through.

This is also one of the reasons why I have decided to just skip it in the morning. Curly hair is just awful to cope with, especially if you are still half asleep.

There's truth here, but I've seen girls with messed up hair early in the morning outside of the context of having slept with them and it's still sexy.

I think that in the times of despair I try to remember this. I mean just the fact that it is possible.

It disappeared into the ether apparently. I feel bad for SA, he just wanted to do something charitable

Kitty, if I remember right they were ridiculously cheap so you should just buy one and make all of us

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who want to drool you

happy.

<-- dont worry, you turned out hot. =)

Agreed.

I have already asked can I have her, but I think you refused...

We were talking about it in IRC, but if you (anyone) could get laser eye surgery and lose your glasses, would you?

I might.

I mean I kinda like them, but even if I put some awesome make-up on, glasses seem to eat it all.

...And I tend to forgot my glasses everywhere. I also haven't had them more than just couple years, so I have absolutely no emotion bond to them.

 

[Acid08]

Join us in all of our beglassed glory!

aw yeah!

I've had glasses since I was 7. Should probably have gotten them a year earlier but I didn't know my vision was bad, thought it was normal

Childhood pictures?

Power Rangers sweatpants. The swagest. I drive that car in the background now.

 

[InfiniteNine]

I want glasses! Someone give me some.

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I want glasses! Someone give me some.

 

[Davedough]

<--- changed my avatar to get back to the realness of RP Gaf.

I call this one. All up in your grill.

 

[GameplayWhore]

aw yeah!

I've had glasses since I was 7. Should probably have gotten them a year earlier but I didn't know my vision was bad, thought it was normal

Childhood pictures?

whiteboy.jpg

Power Rangers sweatpants. The swagest. I drive that car in the background now.

You've changed much more than I expected!

 

[Hawkian]

I think that in the times of despair I try to remember this. I mean just the fact that it is possible.

Haha, happy to be of service.

Kitty, if I remember right they were ridiculously cheap so you should just buy one and make all of us

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who want to drool you

happy.

Well I'm taking that as a compliment despite not being entirely clear what it means.

 

[Davedough]

Well I'm taking that as a compliment despite not being entirely clear what it means.

Where's the confusion? She wants to drool on you cheaply until you're happy. That's how I read it.

 

[Sadetar]

Where's the confusion? She wants to drool on you cheaply until you're happy. That's how I read it.

Yep.

He can pick the place of drooling to maximize the satisfaction.

 

[Davedough]

Yep.

He can pick the place of drooling to maximize the satisfaction.

 

[AcridMeat]

Childhood pictures?

Power Rangers sweatpants. The swagest.

Hey isn't that your ca-

I drive that car in the background now.

I knew it.

Contribution, to go with the recent holiday.

 

[Professor Beef]

Acrid was the Duck Hunt dog as a child, I see.

 

[Davedough]

Contribution, to go with the recent holiday.
http://i.imgur.com/sk6tA.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

You still have the same smile in your avatar as you do as a kid. That's fantastic.

 

[AcridMeat]

Acrid was the Duck Hunt dog as a child, I see.

You still have the same smile in your avatar as you do as a kid. That's fantastic.

Hadn't even noticed that, hahahaha

 

[Sadetar]

God I so hated that thing.

Now I all my childhood frustrations toward that game are back. Thank you.

 

[Professor Beef]

I don't know why so many people hated that dog. Did everyone have terrible aim?

 

[Dr.Palutena]

I don't know why so many people hated that dog. Did everyone have terrible aim?

You just dont understand because you can relate to the dog.

 

[Sadetar]

I don't know why so many people hated that dog. Did everyone have terrible aim?

I don't know about others, but at least I was horrid.

And I want to be one of the cool kids too. This is my hair history. A bit old one though. Lacking totally couple of years of orange era, but after that I went back to red anyways. Also my hair used to be quite long, you can get the idea from the last pic.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

So....Kid-Pic May?

Also, open mic night is done. I had fun, and people claimed they enjoyed it

 

[Hawkian]

How can you know it was Family Guy and not Simpsons season 16 that killed IRC, huh? HUH?

edit omg sadetar: an evolution

edit again: missed this bit

Yep.

He can pick the place of drooling to maximize the satisfaction.

...hm.

 

[Sadetar]

So....Kid-Pic May?

Sounds like it could be a lot of fun. Nobody would regognize us. ^___^

edit omg sadetar: an evolution

Hahahah. Ok, I just hope that that was a positive not a negative thing to say.

Just buy that webcam. We one day checked that some of them were risiculously cheap. And you do realize that you really don't need to do the fapping on cam, now do you? So no need to be afraid.