The Formula 1 2012 Season |OT| The Year of the...uh...Platypus?

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Please go to autosport.

The neogaf f1 threads used to be nice but now it's all about fanboy bullshit, posting of Webber pics and racemanager. Fuck this shit.

Where the heck did you come from?

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Please go to autosport.

The neogaf f1 threads used to be nice but now it's all about fanboy bullshit, posting of Webber pics and racemanager. Fuck this shit.
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Edit: Keep in mind, only shitstirring. Seriously, there is genuine discussion going on in this thread if you're able to laugh about the rest of it. Just like how a few blow-ins that only rear their heads during race weekends aren't enough to scare off the regulars.
 
Hamilton doesn't need Whitmarsh to release press statements about him because he knows his place in the team and the team acknowledge that. Hamilton wants to get on with his job and only that, that's why he never talks to the media when he doesn't have to and also why he was complaining about McLaren having far too many sponsor meetings in previous years.

Great post, never really thought of it that way!
 
Webber thinks RBR should go the route of the new exhaust - He's hinting at a possibility of the team developing both solutions for both drivers, but also says that it would hinder the team and he doesn't think they'll do it.



Merc and Macca happy to go to Bahrain


"We travel to Brazil, we travel to a whole variety of places. We are mindful of some security that we need to take in some venues that we go to.

"We attended a meeting yesterday and not one team voiced a concern.

Tomorrow's grid (from autosport) - Lewis demoted 5 spots for gear changing

Code:
Pos  Driver                Team                 Time          Gap   
 1.  Nico Rosberg          Mercedes             1m35.121s          
** 2.  Michael Schumacher    Mercedes             1m35.691s  + 0.570
 3.  Kamui Kobayashi       Sauber-Ferrari       1m35.784s  + 0.663
 4.  Kimi Raikkonen        Lotus-Renault        1m35.898s  + 0.777
 5.  Jenson Button         McLaren-Mercedes     1m36.191s  + 1.070
** 6. Lewis Hamilton        McLaren-Mercedes     1m35.626s  + 0.505
 7.  Mark Webber           Red Bull-Renault     1m36.290s  + 1.169
 8.  Sergio Perez          Sauber-Ferrari       1m36.524s  + 1.403
 9.  Fernando Alonso       Ferrari              1m36.622s  + 1.501
10.  Romain Grosjean       Lotus-Renault        No time
Q2 cut-off time: 1m35.831s                                   Gap **
11.  Sebastian Vettel      Red Bull-Renault     1m36.031s  + 0.331
12.  Felipe Massa          Ferrari              1m36.255s  + 0.555
13.  Pastor Maldonado      Williams-Renault     1m36.283s  + 0.583
14.  Bruno Senna           Williams-Renault     1m36.289s  + 0.589
15.  Paul di Resta         Force India-Mercedes 1m36.317s  + 0.617
16.  Nico Hulkenberg       Force India-Mercedes 1m36.745s  + 1.045
17.  Daniel Ricciardo      Toro Rosso-Ferrari   1m36.956s  + 1.256
Q1 cut-off time: 1m36.933s                                    Gap *
18.  Jean-Eric Vergne      Toro Rosso-Ferrari   1m37.714s  + 1.516
19.  Heikki Kovalainen     Caterham-Renault     1m38.463s  + 2.265
20.  Vitaly Petrov         Caterham-Renault     1m38.677s  + 2.479
21.  Timo Glock            Marussia-Cosworth    1m39.282s  + 3.084
22.  Charles Pic           Marussia-Cosworth    1m39.717s  + 3.519
23.  Pedro de la Rosa      HRT-Cosworth         1m40.411s  + 4.213
24.  Narain Karthikeyan    HRT-Cosworth         1m41.000s  + 4.802

107% time: 1m42.931s
* Gap to quickest in Q1
** Gap to quickest in Q2
 
Red suits Webber. He should replace Massa as #2 driver at Ferrari.
On a slight tangent, has Mugello ever been used for F1? I assume that given it's in Italy, it'd be continually passed over for Monza and, up to a few years ago, Imola. Looks like it'd be a handy track.

Edit: It's a shame there's not more of a mix of teams down the second half of the grid. Too many teams doubled-up, kinda hoping they'd be a lot closer to each other TBH. Top 10 is fucking awesome, but beyond that, it's like they've buddied up. I almost wonder what would happen if the obvious backmarker teams got some kind of assistance by way of (just spitballing here) more leniency with aero or even access to cars in parc ferme where others are locked off? Even for just the lower three teams to allow them to tweak a little more. I doubt the major teams would have an issue with it, and if those lower ones could wring a little extra performance out of their cars with what's essentially an FP4 by way of Q1, it would make things far more interesting down that lower order.

Re: that article about Webber and RBR likely going forward with the new exhaust:
"Friday was very useful in that regard," said Vettel. "We already had a couple of answers before Friday, so it was a confirmation of that. In terms of balance we got the answers we were looking for.

"We were happy with the packaging and the performance yesterday and that is why we decided to keep it but it is silly to blame the package now."
I may have misunderstood, but I'm pretty sure that on Sky, they said RBR coudl've changed cars right up until Saturday morning before FP3. If that was the case, I wonder why Vettel chose to stick with it. Maybe he thought there was something extra he could've gotten by the end of Q1?
 
On a slight tangent, has Mugello ever been used for F1? I assume that given it's in Italy, it'd be continually passed over for Monza and, up to a few years ago, Imola. Looks like it'd be a handy track.

Only for testing, it is owned by Ferrari. There will be another F1 test there in a few weeks before the European season starts.
 
On a slight tangent, has Mugello ever been used for F1? I assume that given it's in Italy, it'd be continually passed over for Monza and, up to a few years ago, Imola. Looks like it'd be a handy track.
Good track for testing and motorbike races, but it is not on par with modern F1 race standards - too narrow, run out zones are too small and mostly sandy and whole infrastructure needs some refreshing.
 
Only for testing, it is owned by Ferrari. There will be another F1 test there in a few weeks before the European season starts.
Bizarre that Webber would be wearing a top for it, then. On that note though, I'd love to see a similarly mocked-up jumper for the Top Gear test track. Sleek logos and a map of the track would be kinda nice.

I think Vettel should just spend a bunch of time getting used to the newer design. It's not like his race pace has been slow so he obviously gets on with it in general.
Yup, check my edit. My guess is that he perhaps felt he had something to prove by using the old car? Like you say, it would've been better for him to cut his losses and just get used to the new car rather than stick with the old one. Even if the new one had performed worse, it's doubtful they would've gone back to the old design, just tweaked the new one even further.
 
I know the track temp dropped 2-3 degrees, but why were some people so much slower in Q3?

The change can't be solely blamed on weather conditions.

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Yup, check my edit. My guess is that he perhaps felt he had something to prove by using the old car? Like you say, it would've been better for him to cut his losses and just get used to the new car rather than stick with the old one. Even if the new one had performed worse, it's doubtful they would've gone back to the old design, just tweaked the new one even further.

Webber was the genie pig here. All of you Webber fans are happy that it went in his favor, but that changes nothing at Redbull.

Now it's Webber's chance to tweak the new car to his liking even more as he will have a full weakened advantage over Vettel

It's also his chance to shine and scratch off the "number-two driver" label..


Go Chinman!
 
I know the track temp dropped 2-3 degrees, but why were some people so much slower in Q3?

The change can't be solely blamed on weather conditions.

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Actually it is. That's why Kimi and NR(?) rushed into the track as soon as the lights went green in Q3

Almost all the drivers had a better first go at Q3 than their last (please correct me if I'm wrong)
 
Q2 had a lot more cars driving on the racing line for the entire session, after the 5 minute break going into Q3 the temperature would have remained fairly the same, give or take, then with only 4 cars insulating the driving line for 2-3 laps each then waiting another five minutes with no effectively no traffic the temperature drop would have been tangible.
 
Actually it is. That's why Kimi and NR(?) rushed into the track as soon as the lights went green in Q3

Almost all the drivers had a better first go at Q3 than their last (please correct me if I'm wrong)

http://www.fia.com/en-GB/mediacentre/f1_media/Documents/chn-qualifying-times.pdf

All the lap data is here. At a glance it looks as though you are correct - everyone who went out for a second lap abandoned it and pitted.

Only Hamilton, Schumacher and Raikkonen went back out for another lap as well, Nico did 1 early lap and stayed in and all the others did 1 lap towards the end of Q3.
 
Was clearly hyperbole, but given I can't recall any contribution you've made to this thread in the slightest, it's not surprising you haven't frequented this thread enough to tell the difference between obvious baiting and genuine discussion/criticism.

It's funny that you bring up my lack of contributions as an argument against me. I used to be much more active in the gaf F1 threads but it's because of how much the quality went downhill thanks to posters like you that i don't feel like spending my time here anymore. You are one who really sticks out like a sore thumb to me. Every second post of you is either Vettel bashing or posting Webber pics which frankly is just obnoxious as fuck no matter how funny and clever you think it is.
 
Just got round to quali, blown away by how fast Nico was, and I'll be honest, I cheered when Vettel didn't make the top 10.

Brilliant lap by Kobyashi too. Realised too I forgot again to do my bets for F1RM, really must remember some week.
 
Looking forward to seeing Vettel's race.

It's going to be interesting to see him deal with stuff this season, like Hamilton had to do in 2009.
 
It's funny that you bring up my lack of contributions as an argument against me. I used to be much more active in the gaf F1 threads but it's because of how much the quality went downhill thanks to posters like you that i don't feel like spending my time here anymore. You are one who really sticks out like a sore thumb to me. Every second post of you is either Vettel bashing or posting Webber pics which frankly is just obnoxious as fuck no matter how funny and clever you think it is.

And I thought I was a dick.
 
2-3 degrees on not very warm track can mean a lot, and this happened. Overcast with cold wind appeared.
It shows how narrow the optimum operating range of these Pirelli tyres are.

Look at Ferrari & Sauber in Malaysia. Their car setups were in the perfect window and they were comfortably faster than all the other teams in the damp conditions.
 
It shows how narrow the optimum operating range of these Pirelli tyres are.

Look at Ferrari & Sauber in Malaysia. Their car setups were in the perfect window and they were comfortably faster than all the other teams in the damp conditions.

I could be wrong, but I'm sure Hamilton was going at the same speed as Perez until the closing stages of the race. The gap between Perez and Hamilton mostly stayed the same whilst they both closed down Alonso, and then towards the last 15 laps or so it looked as if Hamilton backed off or his tyres didn't last as long or something caused him to fall back by X amount of seconds.

Something I'm sure I remember seeing, but as I said, I could be wrong.

Oh don't worry, you still are. :P

\o/

<3
 
Oh don't worry, you still are. :P

\o/

Joking aside, the endless Kimi and Webber pics have got a little old at this point. Feels like a meme that got pushed too far.

but there's a big difference. Kimi's are always awesome

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http://www.fia.com/en-GB/mediacentre/f1_media/Documents/chn-qualifying-times.pdf

All the lap data is here. At a glance it looks as though you are correct - everyone who went out for a second lap abandoned it and pitted.

Only Hamilton, Schumacher and Raikkonen went back out for another lap as well, Nico did 1 early lap and stayed in and all the others did 1 lap towards the end of Q3.


Thanks for the link Andy.. I really enjoy analysing quali, mor than the race lol
 
Button went to McLaren because he wanted to take on Hamilton, who most people at the time regarded him as one of the greatest drivers ever. Whitmarsh made sure that McLaren was not only behind Hamilton but strived to make sure Button felt at home and that he had equal opportunity in the team, something that lost them the titles in 2007. McLaren offered the spare seat to Heidfeld first, who would have had the seat had he not delayed signing the contract, Button wanting to join the team as the current World Champion was the final nail in the coffin in that regard.

The only people racing for Red Bull next year will be Vettel and Webber (pending his performance this year) and until Red Bull prove they're in the same league as McLaren & Ferrari, it'll be Vettel that we should be interested in for the silly season.



Hamilton's pitstop issues in the last two races were purely down to luck. McLaren are hardly intentionally shafting their own driver in the pits. Plus McLaren have always used a system where whichever driver is ahead of the other gets the first call on the pits.

Hamilton doesn't need Whitmarsh to release press statements about him because he knows his place in the team and the team acknowledge that. Hamilton wants to get on with his job and only that, that's why he never talks to the media when he doesn't have to and also why he was complaining about McLaren having far too many sponsor meetings in previous years.

Not that I put much belief into the conspiracies and all that mumbo but arguably a few of those procedures to make Jenson feel at home also hurt Lewis in ways. For instance changing race engineers. When you compare his relationship with Lantham against a lot of the others in the big teams they seem detached (not that they need to be wispering sweet nothings but still). Phil always seemed to relay important info, Lantham on the other hand seems indecisive and at times plain clueless. Even in the last race he failed to tell Lewis when Ricciardo was setting purple sectors when he changed to slicks. On the other side of the garage Jenson doesn't really have that problem typically. Plus this whole 'driver who is ahead gets pitstop preference' thing I doubt is so sturdy since Jenson seems to break that 'rule' a fair bit. My guess is that it's probably more unwritten and a 'moral understanding' than anything else.
 
Just finished! Sauber with a new sponsor! Yeeeeeeeeeee! I wonder who? "Out of the Blue"? is the teaser.

Kobi is a good defender too, looking good!
 
Not that I put much belief into the conspiracies and all that mumbo but arguably a few of those procedures to make Jenson feel at home also hurt Lewis in ways. For instance changing race engineers. When you compare his relationship with Lantham against a lot of the others in the big teams they seem detached (not that they need to be wispering sweet nothings but still). Phil always seemed to relay important info, Lantham on the other hand seems indecisive and at times plain clueless. Even in the last race he failed to tell Lewis when Ricciardo was setting purple sectors when he changed to slicks. On the other side of the garage Jenson doesn't really have that problem typically. Plus this whole 'driver who is ahead gets pitstop preference' thing I doubt is so sturdy since Jenson seems to break that 'rule' a fair bit. My guess is that it's probably more unwritten and a 'moral understanding' than anything else.

I imagine with the pits that they'll ask if Hamilton wants to pit, he says no, so they ask Button instead. But we can only guess, I specifically remember at Hungary last year when Neal was talking about it, and I'm sure Whitmarsh has spoken about it numerous times.

I agree totally with you about the race engineers though.
 
Night night F1 GAF. See you all tomorrow morning.
The only pre race build up ill be catching is keeping my pillow warm till 5 mins before race start.
 
Well, despite the fact that my post history in this thread around race weekends is less about Webber love and more about actual discussion, I guess my contributions aren't at all appreciated in this thread. Clearly I need a break from here, will maybe see you guys this arvo for the race.
 
So, are we all taking turns storming out of the thread in a huff or something? Do we draw numbers out of a hat to decide an order? Who's going to pick the magazine rack back up every time?
 
Shaneus, don't be full of yourself and take the criticism instead or disarm it. Either it resonates with you, or it doesn't. One person criticizing you can't be enough to make you say "I need a break". Let's all just calm down. This thread is more meta about how bad or good the thread is because of all fanboyism than it is F1 discussion. At this point it would be more constructive to drop all meta discussion and instead live and let live.

And think about it. Lucius has no idea who he is, I have no idea who he is
Lucius Septimius Serverus anyone?
, you don't know either. Who gives a shit if he's done it because he's a connoisseur of F1 threads, and this thread's quality is too low for him. He's not a part of this thread, but you want to leave because this one guy says something? It's almost like you want us to beg you to stay or something.
 
Hmmm there's been enough calling out on gaf recently so I won't post what I was going to. So here's a redacted version enjoy.


here's some fun figures from previous threads.
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Just got back from a house party, but I'll make sure to get a few hours sleep before the race.

Hopefully I'll wake up in time for the race...

I'll just watch the pre-race stuff on the iPlayer.
 
Just finished! Sauber with a new sponsor! Yeeeeeeeeeee! I wonder who? "Out of the Blue"? is the teaser.

Kobi is a good defender too, looking good!

New sponsor??? Sweeeeeeeeeet. Good to see a good team with talent pick up a sponsor, always made me sad seeing all that white space on their car.
 
Ross believes that Michael Schumacher's resurgence is 'great for Formula 1

Myoclonic Jerk agrees

"We have been consistent in our belief that Michael can continue to produce the results we have all seen in his career, and it was a fact that we have not had a good enough car," said Brawn.

It is great for the team, great for him and great for F1. To see Michael Schumacher up there is a great bonus for F1 generally."

On the possibility of resigning

"Everything is completely open," said Brawn. "If it feels right for him and it feels right for us and things are going well, then why would we want to stop?

"But we have a long way to go before we get there. He is a fantastic driver, a fantastic team member but we have to let things take their natural course.

"At some point during the year it will become obvious what is the best for him, best for us and best for us collectively. It won't be a difficult decision I am sure but it is far too early to get into speculation about what it might be."
 
Should compile how many pictures of each driver have been posted.

Now that's some worthwhile data.

Counting avatars / reposts?

Also

Vergne had qualified a disappointing 18th, prompting Toro Rosso to decide it was worth breaking parc-ferme regulations in order to improve the Frenchman&#8217;s potential race pace.

They hence replaced several components on his STR7, so he is now required to begin the race from the pit lane. Team mate Daniel Ricciardo is 16th on the grid.

Looks like Vergne is missing the first corner action
 
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