Wii U Speculation thread IV: Photoshop rumors and image memes

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axisofweevils said:
I hope I'm on this vehicle :D
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You already got your own, remember?

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Cabbie said:
Far more often than a 360, which is never.

And the second point, which still stands, probably has more influence over the decision anyways.
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I think the original point was "Why buy a game for X when it will exist on Y?" Considering almost all third party games these days exist almost everywhere, its kind of a moot point. Why buy Epic Mickey 2 on 360 when it will exist on Wii?

All of the Wii U's titles individually, probably would not compel a lot of attention. However together they can create a compelling opening library. Even if a few are ports. Like the 360's launch.
 
Theres one thing for sure about next-gen none of the consoles will have enough power for Avatar like graphics. Considering the fact that James Cameran used a very big super computer to view the world of Pandara real time.
 
Nilaul said:
Theres one thing for sure about next-gen all of the consoles will have enough power for Avatar like graphics. Considering the fact that James Cameran used a very big super computer to view the world of Pandara real time.
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Remember N64 is capable of Jurassic Park graphics!
 
Cabbie said:
Those were my thoughts exactly. Nintendo having the strongest first-party line-up means that being at least competent in bringing third-party titles to the library will be a huge plus for most people. Great post.

Also that RS2 shooting gif is insane. Really hope we get some more good FPS's using pointer control.
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I know, I never tire of watching it lol. And the only thing that people who are pro-DA controls can come up with in response to that as a counter-argument is that 'Well, he probably took a thousand attempts at that before hitting all 9 targets...', before you follow with the counter that with the fact that it doesn't matter how many attempts you make to replicate the same speed and accuracy with DA controls it simply can't be done lol.
 
Deguello said:
I think the original point was "Why buy a game for X when it will exist on Y?" Considering almost all third party games these days exist almost everywhere, its kind of a moot point. Why buy Epic Mickey 2 on 360 when it will exist on Wii?

All of the Wii U's titles individually, probably would not compel a lot of attention. However together they can create a compelling opening library. Even if a few are ports. Like the 360's launch.
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No arguments here. If it's a broad and quality selection, it will be appreciated, yes.
 
I sort of trolled that thread from earlier.

Out of love, of course.

Their justification:

We have catch and hide now we are talking about there .. "Dear GAF members, we are in a poor country so we do not have money for photoshop licenses, so we cowardly steal your cute ones. In Any case the brain behind all of This daniel_mallorca25 is, so if you need to kill someone in revenge start with him. Best regards from Spain, and if you put your feet someday In This dantesche country, ask for a Sangria. "
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Cabbie said:
I sort of trolled that thread from earlier.

Their justification:
We have catch and hide now we are talking about there .. "Dear GAF members, we are in a poor country so we do not have money for photoshop licenses, so we cowardly steal your cute ones. In Any case the brain behind all of This daniel_mallorca25 is, so if you need to kill someone in revenge start with him. Best regards from Spain, and if you put your feet someday In This dantesche country, ask for a Sangria. "
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SpaiN-GAF rocks. I love them now. Tell them I love them.


boyshine said:
I’m guessing he means VMU emulation, not B/C. Meaning that the controller screen can display what the VMU displayed if they release Dreamcast games on the Wii U eShop.
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Yeah, that's totally awesome. And they could, with pretty minimal effort (past the initial reimplementation of VMU functionality), do a sort of GBC-ization on each of the games.

edit: ¡Ninspaña, te amo! ← (Espero qué me español no sucka mucha) (Edit²: wait, was it que for that and qué for what or the other way around, it's been a while)
 
BY2K said:
I was about to prepare my next Hype Recap, but I don't have an answer from the mods yet. :(
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They get hundreds a day, they probably don't check them all, sadly.

Empalaor said:
Best wishes for you too!
We love to look your forum when our insiders are killed by ninjas and we don't have new info.

Sorry for the hype train kidnapping. We tried to draw an hype Segway to the Sun, but it was very difficult and at the end we thought that you will never find us.
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Heyt said:
...And in the end, futile and pointless speculation brought peace and love to both message boards.
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:D
 
PhoReal said:
It's time to bring back Project H.A.M.M.E.R., Nintendo. The time is right.
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It's IDEA TIME !!!!

Imagine a beat-them-all starring an over-the-top & brutal hero with shiny muscles, red headband, and rayban, slashing his opponents with giant hammer swirls. Now think of a wood peripheral, a real hammer handle with at its end, a support for the DRC.

Then you'll have to frenetically move the object, looking as a real hammer, in your living room, to mash your enemies in the game.



And there will be several stages that your character must clean with a gatling mounted on an assault helicopter, and you'll have to mimic the akin-to-rambo-in-frenzy gestures with the same peripheral but held in the reverse side, with the DRC screen showing you the bottom of the scenery (with cartridges ejected, the floor of the helicopter, some outside landscapes, to give you the real impression that you're at the edge of the vehicle + firing sounds from the DRC speakers).



It will be called THE SLEDGE HAMMER, and it will be glorious !
 
IdeaMan said:
It's IDEA TIME !!!!

Imagine a beat-them-all starring an over-the-top & brutal hero with shiny muscles, red headband, and rayban, slashing his opponents with giant hammer swirls. Now think of a wood peripheral, a real hammer handle with at its end, a support for the DRC.

Then you'll have to frenetically move the object, looking as a real hammer, in your living room, to mash your enemies in the game.



And there will be several stages that your character must clean with a gatling mounted on an assault helicopter, and you'll have to mimic the akin-to-rambo-in-frenzy gestures with the same peripheral but held in the reverse side, with the DRC screen showing you the bottom of the scenery (with cartridges ejected, the floor of the helicopter, some outside landscapes, to give you the real impression that you're at the edge of the vehicle + firing sounds from the DRC speakers).



It will be called THE SLEDGE HAMMER, and it will be glorious !
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...
You're a mad genius.
 
IdeaMan said:
It's IDEA TIME !!!!

Imagine a beat-them-all starring an over-the-top & brutal hero with shiny muscles, red headband, and rayban, slashing his opponents with giant hammer swirls. Now think of a wood peripheral, a real hammer handle with at its end, a support for the DRC.

Then you'll have to frenetically move the object, looking as a real hammer, in your living room, to mash your enemies in the game.
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Nintendo would make trillions from replacement DRC sales.

And there will be several stages that your character must clean with a gatling mounted on an assault helicopter, and you'll have to mimic the akin-to-rambo-in-frenzy gestures with the same peripheral but held in the reverse side, with the DRC screen showing you the bottom of the scenery (with cartridges ejected, the floor of the helicopter, some outside landscapes, to give you the real impression that you're at the edge of the vehicle + firing sounds from the DRC speakers).

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It will be called THE SLEDGE HAMMER, and it will be glorious !
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This man approves the level of crazy in your post.
 
"We have another insider named Habibi. We can do a change of insiders if you want. Our insider is cheap to maintain, just 2 cups of water the day and some burnt pork".
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How much are we feeding IdeaMan? I call for an accounting.

Although, it is a little disturbing that they're letting him feed on one of our members.
 
IdeaMan said:
It's IDEA TIME !!!!

Imagine a beat-them-all starring an over-the-top & brutal hero with shiny muscles, red headband, and rayban, slashing his opponents with giant hammer swirls. Now think of a wood peripheral, a real hammer handle with at its end, a support for the DRC.

Then you'll have to frenetically move the object, looking as a real hammer, in your living room, to mash your enemies in the game.



And there will be several stages that your character must clean with a gatling mounted on an assault helicopter, and you'll have to mimic the akin-to-rambo-in-frenzy gestures with the same peripheral but held in the reverse side, with the DRC screen showing you the bottom of the scenery (with cartridges ejected, the floor of the helicopter, some outside landscapes, to give you the real impression that you're at the edge of the vehicle + firing sounds from the DRC speakers).



It will be called THE SLEDGE HAMMER, and it will be glorious !
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I expect millions of broken Wii U Pads within the first week. But genius idea nonetheless!
 
BY2K said:
This is turning into something either beautiful or horrifying.
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I would like to point out two things:

A) GAFspaña is apparently faster than this thread right now.
B) They have bronies in Spain (post #777)

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Nezzhil said:
Lately, a a bit more poor than before... Bad time for all of us. But at least we have TORTILLA!!!
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Pffff, I have about two hundred tortillas in my fridge right now.

(the fridge reference is not a Wii Virtual Console joke, though you get points if you remember that)

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IceDoesntHelp said:
Who the hell is Vandal, and why is NeoGAF cheating on me?
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Our Spanish stalkers.
 
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