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[Melchiah]

Wrong thread, sorry.

 

[Ryaaan14]

I went to seeing this without expecting anything... and I couldn't have been more disappointed.

The weed. What's the fucking point? It was constantly brought forth, yet it didn't amuse even once.

The usual teenage US take. I'm actually glad I grew up before this vile shit. The original Evil Dead was thousand times more fun than this carbage.

The only fucking thing that actually made me laugh was

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the unicorn

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If it was about the ancient ones, why the hand instead of tentacles?

Totally disappointing.

Funniest pic of the page.

 

[Papercuts]

 

[Nappuccino]

http://i.imgur.com/OVXTD.gif/img][/QUOTE]

I really want to see them stop the dogs... because I have a nasty feeling that they didn't do it right and the dog tumbles out of the cart. I want to see it because I want to be proven wrong.

 

[Cookie18]

 

[Monroeski]

I love how the dog in the car keeps looking back at the people but stops once he starts pulling away.

 

[dmshaposv]

I don't think the "Female Gamers" part is necessary, but I like it.

Change "it was" to "they were". amirite, gaf?

 

[Typographenia]

http://i.imgur.com/GCXDj.gif

This made me laugh so hard, hahahaha

I hope someone knows the source video.

 

[Veelk]

I'd like to see the video of this.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Change "it was" to "they were". amirite, gaf?

*Hi5*

 

[tuna on toast]

I love how the dog in the car keeps looking back at the people but stops once he starts pulling away.

I like how he lowers his head towards the end to increase the aerodynamic advantage.

 

[sixteen-bit]

 

[mickcenary]

Laughed at the clambering... Cringed and felt nauseous at the head impact.

 

[Claude]

Thanks for the new avatar.

 

[CrAzYLeGzLU]

Thanks for the new avatar.

Didn't you just change your avatar to the crazy Buzz Lightyear earlier today?

 

[Claude]

Didn't you just change your avatar to the crazy Buzz Lightyear earlier today?

Oh hush

I did, but I realized that I wasn't too fond of it.

 

[alphaNoid]

Watched about 50 times.

 

[mandiller]

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[Bisnic]

There's something i don't like about these cats.... maybe its their always sad faces.

 

[Ermac]

 

[iamvin22]

in tears lol...thanks i needed that.

 

[G.O.O.]

Only click if you want to hate me : http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k1rgHt0m1qzfebyo1_400.gif

 

[Data West]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Demy]

Only click if you want to hate me : http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k1rgHt0m1qzfebyo1_400.gif

Not disappointed.

 

[udllpn]

The original author is Jon MacNair.

 

[Neoriceisgood]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k1rgHt0m1qzfebyo1_400.gif

/saves
/opens in anim shop
/scrolls to last frame


getting to boobs in 3 seconds!

 

[Boobless]

in tears lol...thanks i needed that.

That dog died after that

 

[mysteriousmage09]

haha out of nowhere.

 

[Rubbish King]

omggg sumb0d1e shuld s00 put b!sh f4C3 BAnn3d LoLolOlOloolol9019123

Shart Story.

Im in Year 10 of secondary school, about 15 year old. Iv been farting pretty bad all morning and already made 2 trips out of class to the toilet. I frequently skipped school so bailing home at lunch time wasnt much of an issue and that was my plan. However it got so bad i said i was going to the toilet and just left the school.

I let about another 3 loud wet sounding diarrhoea farts at the bus stop much to the shock of the old lady and the pam pushing mother waiting with me. Bus arrives i jump on and suddenly i have the urge to poop worse than iv ever had in my life. My insides literally feel like their going to explode i make my way to the back of the bus and tuck myself in the back corner next to an open window where i can sit and fart in private or so i thought. I cannot help but let frequent loud and long farts rip themselves out from between my cheeks, safe to say the window did nothing nor did the noise of the bus, the whole of the bus is shooting me evil looks along with the bus driver in his mirror.

After 15-20 mins of this its finally time for me to get off, i make my way down the street to the corner of the street i live in, all this time iv needed to poop iv got serious diarrhoea, i start to sprint down my street to get to my house and the safety of my toilet when suddenly the unthinkable happens. I shit myself not just a little bit but incredible amounts of liquid shit pouring out of my ass at rocket speed and down my legs, flicking out of my trouser bottoms as i run. For those who haven't been in this situation its a horrible and warm sensation.

I get in my house strip naked sit on the toilet, by this point im empty i spend the next 20-30 mins on the toilet cleaning myself with a towel while im there. Anyway i get things sorted and the whole ordeal seems to be over. i spend the rest of the day moving between the toilet and the tv in an exhausted half awake daze. In this haze however iv forgotten to turn the washing machine on that contains all my shit covered clothing and clean up stuff. My dad comes home goes to put some clothes in the washing machine and the smell is overwhelming. He proceeded to come into the living room and rather loudly ask me " Son, did you shit yourself today?" i say yes to which he replies "Happens to the best of us" and then carries on with his day.

I dont like leaving home when iv got diarrhoea now.

been re-reading historic gaf threads, its not the funniest, but it is one of the most vivd

 

[tafer]

omggg sumb0d1e shuld s00 put b!sh f4C3 BAnn3d LoLolOlOloolol9019123




been re-reading historic gaf threads, its not the funniest, but it is one of the most vivd

No sane man leaves his home with that sort of "inconvenience"...

 

[Patrick Bateman]

 

[Nibel]

 

[Mr_Zombie]

been re-reading historic gaf threads, its not the funniest, but it is one of the most vivd

Aren't there toilets in the school? I know that shitting in a school (or public in general) toilet is almost the worst thing ever, but I would rather prefer that to constantly farting in public (and shitting myself on the way home).

 

[Log4Girlz]

omggg sumb0d1e shuld s00 put b!sh f4C3 BAnn3d LoLolOlOloolol9019123

My very first, and very awful gif

 

[okdakor]

 

[darkwing]

I like how he lowers his head towards the end to increase the aerodynamic advantage.

this is the greatest gif I've ever seen

 

[yamo]

Looks like my cat after he woke up from surgery all groggy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[grap3fruitman]

 

[Kozak]

 

[Gazzawa]

N64 Gem

 

[UrbanRats]

Lol, that's one thing i've always wondered, watching the movies; why the hell Gandalf doesn't use magic, aside from that cheapass telekinesis and that flashlight from the staff?

 

[Gui_PT]

Using magic isn't that easy, guys. GEEZ!

 

[udllpn]

Inspired by a recent thread. By Kate Beaton.

 

[Meteorain]

Lol, that's one thing i've always wondered, watching the movies; why the hell Gandalf doesn't use magic, aside from that cheapass telekinesis and that flashlight from the staff?

He's not really allowed to use most of his powers to influence the realm of mortals on Middle-Earth. He's bound to be impartial essentially.

 

[MadraptorMan]

Gandalf uses a lot of offensive magic in The Hobbit. He basically smites a bunch of goblins and wolves.

 

[Meteorain]

Not really influencing the major powers of mortals in the Hobbit now is he?

 

[MadraptorMan]

No I'm just saying he is a lot more overt with the magic in The Hobbit, that's all.

 

[Meteorain]

That Grey robe man, no responsibilities. Completely reckless burning those pine cones and flinging them at wolves; could have started a forest fire!