Survey: Meet 'The Perfect Man' and his 30 qualities.

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Ripclawe

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http://living.msn.com/love-relation...12d1372-51d0-4082-b5ef-ca24e757d779&gt1=32166

Well, the guys are going to love this one.

While there may be someone out there who's perfect for you, we all know the perfect person simply doesn’t exist. Still, researchers wanted to know what qualities women want in men, and their results reveal "the perfect man."

According to the poll by Austin Reed, the perfect man earns about $77K a year, drinks beer and drives an Audi.

But wait, men. Before you get bent out of shape, there's even more.

Women also want men to have stylish clothes, a good body and a clean-shaven face. In fact, in the survey of 2,000 women, they list those qualities as a "must." The hipster beards just aren't cutting it anymore.

The perfect guy also can swim, rides a bike, and makes family his top priority.

Anything else?

Yep. Eighty-six percent of women polled say they want a sensitive man who calls his mom regularly and cries during movies.

According to The Huffington Post, a spokesperson for Austin Reed said:

"It would seem that women have high expectations when it comes to the perfect man. How a man is presented is obviously going to be a huge part of that. While women don’t want a man to be too preened, they would like him to be stylish and up to date with current trends."

And we're not even done yet. Women also prefer men to be 6 feet tall with short, dark hair and brown eyes. Can we be any more specific? Yes, we can. He must also be a carnivore.

I, for one, respectfully disagree with these results. Among other "imperfect" traits, my ideal man drives a '97 Nissan and can't swim for crap.

Here's a full list of qualities the perfect man apparently possesses:


1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
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AbsoluteZero

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1.6 feet tall
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
7.Non-smoker
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
18.Enjoys watching football
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

That's what I can claim to, though I guess "Stylish" and "Smart Dress Sense" is debatable.
 
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TomServo

Junior Member
Whelp, I'm damn near perfect.

Sorry ladies, I'm not going to subject myself to an Audi. You'll have to be happy w/ an extra inch of height and and a significant amount of income over 77K in return.
 
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Deleted member 8095

Unconfirmed Member
I'm some of those things.

Only douches drive an Audi. Fuck that.

Edit: Of course, if men made a list of qualities they look for in a woman it would be called sexist. Such double standards.
 
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Jaladinozozo

Banned
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker (weed?)
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - wtf is a v-neck jumper?
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

Wow turns out I am almost the perfect man. Now to just get a 77k a year job, an Audi, a V-neck jumper, and I am on my way to being neck deep in pussy.
 
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Seguin

Banned
It's so bizarre seeing something like "earns more then his other half". Why are so many women pro inequality when it comes to salary?
 
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H.Protagonist

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There are a lot of hilarious specifics on this list, but what the eff is up with these particular ones??? Hahaha.

8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper

9.Gets ready in 17 minutes

13.Loves shopping

17.Watches soaps

21.Earns more than his other half
 
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ColonelColon

Member
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
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Here's the important part.
 
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Crumpet Trumpet

Banned
...watches soaps?
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Incendiary

Banned
5'8", not toned, blue eyes, medium length hair, I dress casually and don't care about current fashion, I don't drink beer...I'm starting off this list poorly!

Never thought I was perfect, though, so at least now I have a poll to back me up!
 
Ephemeris

Ephemeris

Member
I drive a BMW and sport a god-beard.


Fuck 'em. *


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I occasionally shave it for the girlfriend or else she tries to do it in my sleep.
 
ZiZ

ZiZ

Member
the only thing this poll tells you is that most women have no idea what their perfect man really is, and like to make shit up.
 
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Deleted member 8095

Unconfirmed Member
Does WWE count as a soap? Chicks love WWE... right?
 
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~Kinggi~

Banned
That list is kinda twisted, they should probably add 'enjoys smacking me around a bit' on there too. Then i'd believe it.
 
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Izick

Member
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense (not sure)
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
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Not bad.

EDIT: Added soaps, because WWE is a soap as stated above.
 
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Kinitari

Black Canada Mafia
Wanna see how close I am to perfect

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic(ish)
3.Brown eyes
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker(ish)
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
20.Educated to degree level (almost)
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license(in a couple of days!)
27.Can swim(ish)
28.Can ride a bike
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I found that by adding (ish) to the end of a lot of these, I am damn near perfect.
 
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GK86

Homeland Security Fail
16 out of 30. Half perfect. Some of those things are ridiculous though, can ride a bike? Really?

I blame that Gaffer,who rode his bike in the rain, to ask out the chicks mom.
 
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SoulPlaya

more money than God
Flying_Phoenix said:
With that attitude you'll be rolling in pussy.

While cash is important, it isn't the end all to be. I've seen many men pull hot girls who are broke as shit.
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Those guys probably just lied about how much money they have, or they're in school, and the girls are hoping that they will have money one day.

BTW, where the hell is "wears a mask" at? HUH?!
 
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