An MTV reality "star" has become champion.
Survey: Meet 'The Perfect Man' and his 30 qualities.
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An MTV reality "star" has become champion.
1.6 feet tall - cant help that
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker - prefer liquor but i'll drink beer if that's the only thing available
7.Non-smoker - i assume this means cigs and not weed...
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - how boring, conflicts w/ #5 imo
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - a shower takes 15 mins so...
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - still in school, doesnt count
13.Loves shopping - most guys dont really like shopping though. women just want someone to carry their bags.
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest - got a light layer of hair, but its not bushy & disgusting
17.Watches soaps - :/ blame my mom. she always made me watch Y&R before I could watch DBZ on tapes as a kid. im invested at this point. victor newman is my role model.
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi - even if i could afford it, i wouldnt. i have better taste.
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - i can fake it pretty well. that's good enough
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - sucker shit
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim - im black, youre betting 50/50 there lol. i cant.
28.Can ride a bike - i think i can. i havent been on a bike in like 10 years.
29.Can change a tire - i'd rather pay somebody, but i could if i had to.
30.Calls mom regularly - i'd rather text her. calling her usually results in her yelling at me for something and me putting the phone down until the yelling stops.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker - prefer liquor but i'll drink beer if that's the only thing available
7.Non-smoker - i assume this means cigs and not weed...
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - how boring, conflicts w/ #5 imo
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - a shower takes 15 mins so...
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - still in school, doesnt count
13.Loves shopping - most guys dont really like shopping though. women just want someone to carry their bags.
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest - got a light layer of hair, but its not bushy & disgusting
17.Watches soaps - :/ blame my mom. she always made me watch Y&R before I could watch DBZ on tapes as a kid. im invested at this point. victor newman is my role model.
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi - even if i could afford it, i wouldnt. i have better taste.
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - i can fake it pretty well. that's good enough
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - sucker shit
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim - im black, youre betting 50/50 there lol. i cant.
28.Can ride a bike - i think i can. i havent been on a bike in like 10 years.
29.Can change a tire - i'd rather pay somebody, but i could if i had to.
30.Calls mom regularly - i'd rather text her. calling her usually results in her yelling at me for something and me putting the phone down until the yelling stops.
Devolution
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Um, okay.
freenudemacusers
Member
jeez they want us to dress nicely, be well groomed and get ready in 17 minutes? damn girlz.
omg, that fucking guy. i was at a party a few years ago and his dumbass was there. he even had a fucking belt he walked around with.
Rafa=FedKilla
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31. Has a small penis but knows how to use it.
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Excellent, Count Dookake worthy.
Maybe it is a subtle way for women to say they want a guy who stays physically active and isn't a couch potato without sounding shallow.
Good grief.
I will say, those guys are giants. Watching Dwayne Johnson duke it out w/ Vin Diesel in Fast Five, be made poor Vin look like a schoolboy.
While I think these polls are dumb too, I gotta say, I can at least get a bit more creative about a perfect woman!
2. Isn't embarrassed/shy/ashamed of her body
3. Likes rough housing
4. Willing to dance silly in a public setting
5. Buys me presents like video games
BAM, game over.
Rhomega Beta
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1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps (Who in the world watches soaps these days?)
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
9 out of 30. I'm worthless.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps (Who in the world watches soaps these days?)
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
9 out of 30. I'm worthless.
i have a friend who works out at the same gym as The Rock, he says he is scary massive but insanely nice.
lunchtoast
Member
I'm blonde and I also don't know what smart jeans are. Guess I'm alone forever.
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
11.Wants a family
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
18.Enjoys watching football
20.Educated to degree level
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
I don't earn more than my other half or 77,000, but I will eventually when I get out of school. My sense of style is fine i guess, but I hate shopping, so my wardrobe is always a little bit less than perfect.
22/30.
Also, they should make one of these for guys. I think we would struggle to come up with 30 things though.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
11.Wants a family
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
18.Enjoys watching football
20.Educated to degree level
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
I don't earn more than my other half or 77,000, but I will eventually when I get out of school. My sense of style is fine i guess, but I hate shopping, so my wardrobe is always a little bit less than perfect.
22/30.
Also, they should make one of these for guys. I think we would struggle to come up with 30 things though.
ColonelColon
Member
This quality alone is fucking insane. The vast majority of men are less than 6 feet tall. Like, 75% or more.
freenudemacusers
Member
i'm guessing it means simple jeans that fit well and aren't cargo/carpenter/ripped to shreds.
related, i'm surprised cargo shorts didn't make the list.
criesofthepast
Member
I got most of those down. 6 feet tall and 77k elude me...for now.
There was a study done a few years ago that linked income w/ height. Something along the lines of every inch over 5'8" being worth $10K of annual income to a potential mate. Below 5'8"... sorry guys.
AlexMeloche
Member
As a 5'-5" guy...
...fuck that list. :<
...fuck that list. :<
toxicgonzo
Taxes?! Isn't this the line for Metallica?
Let me highlight the only things that matter
Oh, it's not that bad.
It's actually worse! In the United States, 72.6 inches is the 85th percentile of height. Page 16.
The best of luck, ladies.
shira
Member
Everyone under 6 ft is doomed to a life of virgin-hood?
SkyMasterson
Member
...watches soaps?
Does wrestling count?
Cause I think thats a check for me if so.
PigSpeakers
Member
What are smart jeans? I think mine are from costco. Are they smart or dumb?
Do smart jeans have apps?
EDIT: Answered above. Why would I want to wear women's jeans?
Do smart jeans have apps?
EDIT: Answered above. Why would I want to wear women's jeans?
makingmusic476
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1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - sometimes?
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
That about sums me up. So basically, I'm broke and have no problem ignoring my mom.
And I'm 5'10. That's close enough, right?
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - sometimes?
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
That about sums me up. So basically, I'm broke and have no problem ignoring my mom.
And I'm 5'10. That's close enough, right?
Why don't you call your mum makingmusic?
Kitsunebaby
Member
All in all, I agree with less than half of that list.
Although guys getting upset about the list is pretty funny. It's supposed to be the "perfect" man, not a realistic expectation.
PigSpeakers
Member
5.Smart dress sense
7.Non-smoker
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
17.Watches soaps (I watch Korean Dramas, if that counts.)
20.Educated to degree level
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
28.Can ride a bike
30.Calls mom regularly
What is that, like 14? Yeesh.
7.Non-smoker
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
17.Watches soaps (I watch Korean Dramas, if that counts.)
20.Educated to degree level
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
28.Can ride a bike
30.Calls mom regularly
What is that, like 14? Yeesh.
makingmusic476
Member
I live with the woman!
And if I didn't, that wouldn't change how little I'd call her. >_>
31. Doesn't live with his mum.
Kitsunebaby
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