Insane Metal
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Survey: Meet 'The Perfect Man' and his 30 qualities.
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Jason's Ultimatum
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Jealous of being hairy? Why? I am living in the 70s? My chest was already awesome looking before I started to shave it. Now it looks even more awesome. I think you're the one who's jealous.
Kitsunebaby
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That's just cause yours was thin and patchy
Seriously, chest hair is sexy. 70s or not, this is hot.
Which leads me to another point. Why the hell did those women want clean shaven faces? A good stache or goatee can make an otherwise average face for me. But, people like what they like.
Pollux
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Damn, no wonder why I can't get a date!
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year LOLWHAT fucking €
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year LOLWHAT fucking €
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
That's just cause yours was thin and patchy
Seriously, chest hair is sexy. 70s or not, this is hot.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4LGtVzcv1IM/TsTPfjruxJI/AAAAAAAAGv4/NWHiLZ15WYA/s1600/02-burt-reynolds-mustache21.jpg[IMG]
[IMG]http://www.madeofglass.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/beef-magnum.jpg[IMG]
Which leads me to another point. Why the hell did those women want clean shaven faces? A good stache or goatee can make an otherwise average face for me. But, people like what they like.[/QUOTE]
I don't know that aesthetics always beats comfort where hair is concerned. Kissing a guy with a mustache must be like going down on a girl with pubic stubble, horribly uncomfortable.
Kitsunebaby
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It's worth it. I dunno, I don't really mind a little prickliness. Unfortunately, very few faces can pull off a lone stache. I think that's why the goatee was invented.
Although to be honest, I don't really have a preference when it comes to chest hair. The only hair that's unattractive is back/shoulder hair. Really not a good look on anyone.
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
I got some work to do.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
I got some work to do.
pseudocaesar
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1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Shit son, im gonna start handing this out with a business card to ladies.
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly
Shit son, im gonna start handing this out with a business card to ladies.
Code:
Tall. Dark. Handsome.
Everything a woman wants.
pseudocaesar@neogaf.comPatrick Bateman
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SpacePirate Ridley
Member
19 of 30, passed! The materialistic things, that are what seems important in this list, I fail.
If this was a list done by men about women, it would be called sexist.
I would not ask for my perfect girl to have half of those stupid qualities, and even if I can ask for cute or midly beautifull girl, I would put infront being intelligent and fun, not her fucking income or if she cas a car.
Ivan A Nguyen
Member
Here's a list of qualities I am surprised are on the list:
3.Brown eyes - Isn't this the most common eye type?
4.Short dark hair - Isn't this the most common hair type?
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - This seems like an overly long time to prep for anything.
14.Eats meat - Again, common.
17.Watches soaps - You must mean Reality TV.
18.Enjoys watching football - I don't get it.
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - It's a trap!
30.Calls mom regularly - Nope, don't get this one either.
3.Brown eyes - Isn't this the most common eye type?
4.Short dark hair - Isn't this the most common hair type?
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - This seems like an overly long time to prep for anything.
14.Eats meat - Again, common.
17.Watches soaps - You must mean Reality TV.
18.Enjoys watching football - I don't get it.
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - It's a trap!
30.Calls mom regularly - Nope, don't get this one either.
10 pages, 10 freaking pages and almost if not all of you guys have chosen to ignore the most important point on the list by bolding silly irrelevant stuff.
This is it folks. She's not going to continue to pay for you, so you might as well make sure you are financially secure.
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
This is it folks. She's not going to continue to pay for you, so you might as well make sure you are financially secure.
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
Working on it as we speak!
Hahahaha, will be lots of disappointed women then. The median income for a man is something like $32,000 per year
yep, all rich men get laid like rock stars, and us poors get left with the scraps
you've figured it all out.
oh, and women would never cheat on a guy that they are with just for money. impossible.
lame space
Banned
funniest part is that this is supposed to be sarcasm
well yeahh if the other dood had more money or someone else provided something that the rich dood cant just because hes rich doesnt mean he is good in bed etc
Haha dude I wish i made that kind of money in year.
Both men and women cheat on each other, there's no need to label all women who just happen to be dating rich men as cheats, some men also cheat on their rich wives.
I'm just reading through this thread and it just happens to be that almost everyone ignored that part.
I wish i had it all figured out, what a wonderful life that would be.
youngplaya21
Member
Holy shit, today is Mother's day?!?!
bengraven
Member
I'm married to a woman way too good for me, then.
And who's fine with me wasting my morning on GAF.
lame space
Banned
me too, i find it aint because they are rich though it can create complications when it comes to dating and gettin poon, but i think it helps WAY more than it hurts if all i wanted to do was get a woman id take the 77k over everything on that list if i had to choose one quality to have negatin the fact that it would be free money
Wat?
Some of those make no sense. "Eats meat". Why? And what does it mean? Eats meat regulary? Eats meat once per year? "Can change a tire". Wat? If he earns that much monies, he won't have to change a tire by himself. He would pay someone to change the tire. And why would it matter anyways. "Calls mom regularly". Wat? Why is this her business? And what happens, if mom is dead? And what about his father? He doesn't matter?
Half, if not even all, of that list seem to be multiple choice answers. Like would you rather have him call mom regulary or not. Would you rather have him watch soaps or not... It doesn't matter anyway. The main point is: earns much and looks nice. Everything else is just bonus. <-- "perfect man" as in "perfect paying husband", not in "perfect lover".
I also don't understand this "has to be non-smoker", but "has to drink beer". "Drinks beer" and "enjoys football" at least fit together logic wise (not me, but at least those make sense). On the other side that football (american football or soccer?) lover has to like soaps as well? And why beer and not just "alcohol". Give me a break.
And what's get ready in 17 minutes? For what? And why 17 minutes?
I'm so confused.
Vigilant Walrus
Member
None of these are related to penis size or having a hairy asshole? In fact I see none focused on sex??
hawkshockey11
Banned
1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes- I have awesome blue eyes which must be the second best color
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - basically not applicable to me
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps- This is BS. Not even girls watch that crap anymore. They have all moved on to Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars.
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi- I drive a used volvo station wagon so I get bonus points for easily identifiable car.
20.Educated to degree level (will be in 3 more years)
21.Earns more than his other half - Not applicable
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly - Hug my mom at least once everyday
I am perfect
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes- I have awesome blue eyes which must be the second best color
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - basically not applicable to me
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps- This is BS. Not even girls watch that crap anymore. They have all moved on to Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars.
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi- I drive a used volvo station wagon so I get bonus points for easily identifiable car.
20.Educated to degree level (will be in 3 more years)
21.Earns more than his other half - Not applicable
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly - Hug my mom at least once everyday
I am perfect
D
Deleted member 22576
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I have blue eyes, dont make make half that, dont talk to my mom, dislike football, rarely wear vnecks, dont want a family and do not drive an audi. So I'm like an 8/10?
EdibleExplosives
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Fuck yeah, I'm on my way to being perfect.
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