Support NeoGAF

[SecretMoblin]

So I think I'm gonna start stanning for this Delilah person, despite her solecistic treatment of Ain't Nobody. She sounds kind of like a low-rent Lykke Li at times, but I can imagine her doing some bass music. Maybe 100th Window-era Massive Attack or a Burial collab or something.

This was my tipping point. Her followup single Love You So is pretty good (the verses are better than the chorus though, which is frustrating), and her new-ish single Breathe is alright.

 

[Majmun]

8000th post already???

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Delilah

jk

 

[Dr. Malik]

Its official

Edit: I just saw the thread on OT, shows how much I venture out of this thread

 

[SecretMoblin]

brit is just gross.

jk

at this point I can't help myself

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

brit is just gross.

not jk

 

[Majmun]

Britney's body is so fucking hot.

But she always manages to look very uncomfortable...

 

[Dr. Malik]

tryingtoresistshadingwithrobotjokes

why does Gaga have to stan for her ;_;

 

[Trigger]

Its official

Edit: I just saw the thread on OT, shows how much I venture out of this thread

Who is Demi supposed to appeal to exactly? I can't believe I lost Paula for this.

 

[DMeisterJ]

I'd rather have Her name is Nicole back rather than Demi Lava-who.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Not the OT dragging Britney

Don't get banned again Kyon

 

[DMeisterJ]

I love when POP-GAF descends on threads about our faves in OT. People are so confused.

 

[Majmun]

Yeah Lol @ the people who are not getting pop gaf hysteria.

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

 

[Mumei]

I love when POP-GAF descends on threads about our faves in OT. People are so confused.

I'm more confused by Kyon referring to Britney as the Messiah. That's not pop canon at all.

 

[DMeisterJ]

I'm more confused by Kyon referring to Britney as the Messiah. That's not pop canon at all.

Whitney is really the Messiah. She gave her life so we could all be here. Britney is the Holy Spearit, and Mariah is the creator of it all.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I'm more confused by Kyon referring to Britney as the Messiah. That's not pop canon at all.

Right. We need to straighten things out around here.

The Holy Spearit
The Messiah
Kellegend Christson
Superior Robyn
Janelle Moses

Xtincta
Kunty Perra
Inferior Robyn
Chris Bruises
No1Currie Bubbling Underwood

etc.

 

[Delio]

I don't care about One Direction but that Niall guy is hilarious. The Niall gives no fucks tumblr had me rolling.

Yes Niall is the funny little irish member. Fall into his boyish trap.

delio will take whatever support he can get at this point

the next step is humming their songs all day long

I've seen this happen. The stages are hate then "oh they are kinda cute" then your listening to one song then the entire album!

Right. We need to straighten things out around here.

The Holy Spearit
The Messiah
Kellegend Christson
Superior Robyn
Janelle Moses

Xtincta
Kunty Perra
Inferior Robyn
Chris Bruises
No1Currie Bubbling Underwood

etc.

You forgot 1Dsus

 

[twobear]

I'm baaaaack!

 

[Nemesis_]

Welcome

I'm baaaaack!

 

[DMeisterJ]

I'm baaaaack!

Welcome back

 

[Mumei]

You forgot 1Dsus

You don't get canon status that quickly. You may apply for an official stan sobriquet if you're still relevant in five years.

No1Currie Bubbling Underwood
etc.

That one actually made me laugh.

 

[Cynosure]

I'm baaaaack!

 

[twobear]

it's okay cyno. if brit was about to make my fave as irrelevant in the judging biz as she already did in the music biz, i'd be sad too.

 

[Mumei]

Cyno, I've been wondering:

Why are you using that avatar? It's such an unflattering picture. She looks, well, pressed. Bothered.

Unless that is the way that we are supposed to read your posts - and I suppose it would make sense - I'm not sure why you are using it!

 

[Kyon]

hey Cyno and Godel!

I'm more confused by Kyon referring to Britney as the Messiah. That's not pop canon at all.

It was actually a mistake LOL I KNOW mariah is the messiah I just got carried away

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

If you haven't heard Kimbra's album, Vows, NPR is streaming it this week!

It also has some new tracks that are 'US exclusive'.

 

[twobear]

Welcome

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I'm baaaaack!

 

[Sai-kun]

I'm baaaaack!

Wow, who is this and what will it take to get him in my bed?

p.s. welcome back

 

[twobear]

Wow, who is this and what will it take to get him in my bed?

p.s. welcome back

you'll have to show me the rock you've been hiding under some time

(ryan gosling)

 

[Icicle]

Right. We need to straighten things out around here.

The Holy Spearit
The Messiah
Kellegend Christson
Superior Robyn
Janelle Moses

etc.

Why do I not see Janhova on this list?

Xtincta Madonnasaur
Kunty Perra
Inferior Robyn
Chris Bruises
No1Currie Bubbling Underwood

One substitution on each list and we're good to go.

Spoiler

You really need to come up with a better religious name for Kelly though

 

[Mumei]

Why do I not see Janhova on this list?

To be honest, I have never heard a nickname for Miss Jackson before.

Spoiler

Besides Janice. :x

 

[Kyon]

Janhova is common mumu lol

 

[Majmun]

No Beysus either. whatisdis

 

[Christopher]

how the fuck is demi a judge...her one mild hit skyscraper and she's going to be judging people.....?

 

[Kyon]

how the fuck is demi a judge...her one mild hit skyscraper and she's going to be judging people.....?

wrong thread ;___; bring life to the britney thread plz

 

[Majmun]

Don't know who this Demi woman is. I guess she's only popular in the usa.

 

[Kyon]

Don't know who this Demi woman is. I guess she's only popular in the usa.

The US doesn't even know who she is

 

[Dr. Malik]

how the fuck is demi a judge...her one mild hit skyscraper and she's going to be judging people.....?

they run out of money, Demi was the only one willing to accept the 1 million I'm guessing

 

[Majmun]

The US doesn't even know who she is

Ouch. I guess Simon had to go to the bargain bin after contracting Mi$$ $pears

Edit-

Basically what Marius said

 

[Kyon]

Ouch. I guess Simon had to go to the bargain bin after contracting Mi$$ $pears

He went to the LANDFILL I believe its confirmed going by the end result.

 

[Majmun]

He went to the LANDFILL I believe its confirmed going by the end result.

Lol nailed it

Poor Demi

 

[Dr. Malik]

Are you gurls ready for Wednesday when the Forbes Celebrity 100 is revealed

we all know who won last year
and who was nowhere to be seen

 

[Delio]

You don't get canon status that quickly. You may apply for an official stan sobriquet if you're still relevant in five years.



That one actually made me laugh.

They will be dear. They are already on year two and are already ready for that 2013.

 

[Styles]

Taylegend will most likely top the list this year.

 

[twobear]

He went to the LANDFILL I believe its confirmed going by the end result.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Spoiler

You really need to come up with a better religious name for Kelly though

Swami Empress & General of the Divine Province, Kellegend Clark-Son-of-Vishnu

 

[Mumei]

Swami Empress & General of the Divine Province, Kellegend Clark-Son-of-Christ

That's worse.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

There, now it's better

 

[Mumei]

Well, the picture is nice.

But the name is still confusing. How can she be Clark-Son-Of-Christ when she's not a son?